There was a young whore from Kilkenny, Who charged for two fucks just a penny. For half of that sum, You could bugger her bum, An economy practised by many.
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
gnutrino@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
There once was a young lad from Brighton,
Who said to his lass “you’re a tight 'un”,
She said “Bless my soul,
But you’re in the wrong hole,
And there’s plenty of room in the right 'un”
Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
There once was a man from Nantucket who’s cock was so long he could suck it With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin And said, “if my ear were a removed I could fuck it”
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
"if my ear were a removed
Vincent Van Gogh has entered the chat.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Can we get a [redacted] up in this??
gnutrino@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you’d possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Beautiful 🥹
TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Moved me to tears
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Use lube next time.
raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Poetry is so romantic
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’d give you head
But I’m sick
Blurntout@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I shouldn’t have been surprised when I surmised violet behind sphincter related poetry consumption…
It was going to rhyme but I ain’t got all day
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
westingham@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
A modern classic
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pfft. It doesn’t even rhyme
SourDragon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Human poetry is…confusing 🤔❔🐲
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
The abolition of capitalism will save the pollar bears and our species as well.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
how?
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Climate change is a direct result of the free market. Corpo asshats couldn’t give a fuck less about climate change because they know they won’t live to see the worst of it. All they care about is market growth, their bonuses, and their ego. The market clearly cannot be trusted to regulate itself therefore it must be the government and also we the people to hold them accountable. Now, if there was just a system of government where we don’t compete with each other and corporate dominions for capital than climate change would be a non-issue. I wonder if anyone has ever thought of a solution to this problem.
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is this the new e. e. cumins? It really crystallized such a special moment of introspection and good ol’ donut glazing.
jdr@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
No punctuation, all seasoning
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is poetry. Oh well - it actually is :D
TIEPilot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I like poetry by Gary…
Domi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Finally an actually moving and relatable post.