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• Domi@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Finally an actually moving and relatable post.

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There was a young whore from Kilkenny, Who charged for two fucks just a penny. For half of that sum, You could bugger her bum, An economy practised by many.

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There once was a young lad from Brighton,
    Who said to his lass “you’re a tight 'un”,
    She said “Bless my soul,
    But you’re in the wrong hole,
    And there’s plenty of room in the right 'un”

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• Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There once was a man from Nantucket who’s cock was so long he could suck it With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin And said, “if my ear were a removed I could fuck it”

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    "if my ear were a removed

    Vincent Van Gogh has entered the chat.

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    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can we get a [redacted] up in this??

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There once was a maid of Madras,
    Who had a magnificent ass,
    Not rounded and pink,
    As you’d possibly think,
    It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

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    • Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.

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• TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beautiful 🥹

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• TheFermentalist@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Moved me to tears

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  • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Use lube next time.

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• raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poetry is so romantic

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Roses are red

  Violets are blue

  I’d give you head

  But I’m sick

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• Blurntout@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I shouldn’t have been surprised when I surmised violet behind sphincter related poetry consumption…

  It was going to rhyme but I ain’t got all day

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• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wanna check out more by this writer

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• westingham@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A modern classic

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pfft. It doesn’t even rhyme

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It should be a crime.

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Refridgerator

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    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m all outta limes

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• SourDragon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Human poetry is…confusing 🤔❔🐲

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  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have you heard any Vogon poetry?

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    • SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Please, no!

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The abolition of capitalism will save the pollar bears and our species as well.

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  • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    how?

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    • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Climate change is a direct result of the free market. Corpo asshats couldn’t give a fuck less about climate change because they know they won’t live to see the worst of it. All they care about is market growth, their bonuses, and their ego. The market clearly cannot be trusted to regulate itself therefore it must be the government and also we the people to hold them accountable. Now, if there was just a system of government where we don’t compete with each other and corporate dominions for capital than climate change would be a non-issue. I wonder if anyone has ever thought of a solution to this problem.

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• Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this the new e. e. cumins? It really crystallized such a special moment of introspection and good ol’ donut glazing.

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  • jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No punctuation, all seasoning

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• raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is poetry. Oh well - it actually is :D

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• TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like poetry by Gary…

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