Blurntout

@Blurntout@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Teaching crabs how to read”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When a boomer shows you a cringe thirst trap on their tiktok feed and is like “who wants to see this?” You don’t know how algorithms work do yah uncle Scott lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  `crushing my super freak violet theory cold.

  Homies gotta chill then lol if it’s on display and you’re not making uncomfortably long eye contact with them just daddy chill lol

  Also real pervs know sunglasses are the casual gawkers cheat code 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nawh that’s their face after they peep the plug 😂 We talking sun tanning or suggestive nude yoga while maintaining small talk?

  Spread eagle staring contest sounds like a hilarious gangbang opener

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war."⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s cute you mistake my understanding of the English language as a will to live? 😂 I jest

  Random untimely demises of today.

  You walk outside your house and get hit by a bus lol

  You’re at a party with your friends and try some party favours oops it’s fentanyl

  Your stomach hurts pretty bad but you’ve been conditioned to shut up and work hard so you don’t go to the miracle that is a modern hospital. It’s been almost a week and it’s really bad you decide to go to the ER. It’s understaffed and over capacity, you pass out in the waiting room they call your name you don’t wake up you succumb to sepsis in the ER waiting room lol

  We have fun but today’s standard of living is objectively worse than the previous generations for the first time since anyone’s been keeping track 👉💨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war."⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I normally don’t do this…

  Hardly inhabitable = mostly habitable

  Food literally grows on trees please save your whine assaults for more blatant misuse of whine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact no one other than you can know your intentions.

  If you never check in and see if your actions align with your intentions you delulu kachow 👉💨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a point here somewhere about people never truly being on the same page with anyone outside themselves lol

  Especially since kinks are typically explored in private and therefore not peer reviewed by our society lol draws crazy person kink explanation yarn board

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gold⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist asteroid density so low you try and throw a net around it and the whole thing dissipates into trace minerals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean we caught another fake number? Damn son

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dvp next

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have nothing to lose but your brains⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This but I’m self employed 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why would I buy this?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What I’m reading is use crowd funding with boycotted “would have been sales” funds to lobby government to regulate predatory game monetization 😅 but alas regulatory capture is a bitch and as long as number go up the world be damned so I guess I’ll go back to this ftp Chinese p2w warborne above ashes shenanigans that hits the PvP fix lol