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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I once dreamt that I played a first person shooter and then realized (in the dream) that I wasn’t playing a shooter and shot people for real, had a bunch of guilt and prison thoughts and then wake up like this.

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Did this once - had a dream I killed my asshole roommate in college. Started to pack up my stuff to try and get to Mexico before anyone found the body. Then I woke up and was wondering why my stuff wasn’t packed - and why had I taken a nap when I need to be packing! FFS! Then slowly realized I hadn’t murdered anyone… yet…

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      How’s Mexico?

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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I had this same dream, but with a school shooting that happened and I started shooting back because I had a gun on ke (I do not own a gun). Then I started to think ‘oh no, when the police get here they won’t be able to tell that I didn’t start it!’ before I woke up.

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• Blurntout@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s right I did it 10 years ago just waiting for the other shoe to drop

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Oh thank god, I wasn’t actually spontaneously trying to invent the sport of masturbiking!”

  Actual dream I had the other night of riding a bike while porky-pigging (shirt but no pants) and jerking off while a cop car chased me. Probably one of the most degenerate dreams I’ve ever had.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I like the way you think.

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Usually it’s the opposite for me

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• DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What is this a screenshot of?

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When you wake up from a dream and realize you didn’t just ruin your life

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What’s a life?

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  yeah, I crashed my car in a dream the other night 😔

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are your life really un-ruined if you never once do the ridiculous shit you literally dream of before you die?

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