There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you’d possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
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Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
There once was a man from Nantucket who’s cock was so long he could suck it With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin And said, “if my ear were a removed I could fuck it”
gnutrino@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
gnutrino@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
There’s always the less innocent:
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
He’d rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Vincent Van Gogh has entered the chat.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Can we get a [redacted] up in this??