There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As youād possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
Comment on reading poetry by the Han Riverš
Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml āØ10ā© āØhoursā© ago
There once was a man from Nantucket whoās cock was so long he could suck it With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin And said, āif my ear were a removed I could fuck itā
gnutrino@programming.dev āØ2ā© āØhoursā© ago
Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml āØ2ā© āØhoursā© ago
I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
gnutrino@programming.dev āØ1ā© āØhourā© ago
Thereās always the less innocent:
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
Heād rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world āØ9ā© āØhoursā© ago
Vincent Van Gogh has entered the chat.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone āØ6ā© āØhoursā© ago
Can we get a [redacted] up in this??