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I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Prepare Uranus for Cock

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ah Uranus! All I was coming up with for that one was “blue ball”

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Winner winner! Chicken dinner!

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    • starik@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Uranus is so boring. It’s lucky it has a funny name.

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      • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Don’t hate on Uranus like that, all we’ve got is Voyager pictures. That one kinda bad picture is cause we haven’t had a decent camera out there ever.

        What we really need is a new mission with better cameras to get better pictures.

        science.nasa.gov/gallery/voyager-at-uranus/

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      • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Don’t talk about Theiranus like that. :(

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    • Darkard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well the 4 is on fire so is it “for hot cock”?

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      • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Shouldn’t the cock be on fire in that case?

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      • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Mebbe. I was also considering if it should be “for MY cock” but there’s no need for that if you’re going for short and salty.

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    • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fuck, beat me to it.

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      • Spezi@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Beat meat to it?

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    • kilgore_trout@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But that is not a cock.

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      • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I was looking at my hens and looking at this going wait a minute

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      • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Plausible deniability?

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  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pre Pear uranus four cock?

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    • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Damn you’re a wizard washedupcynic

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Prepare Uranus For Fire Chicken

    Must like spicy wings

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This is the only proper message that can be extracted.

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  • Fuckswearwords@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s very clearly a hen and not a cock. Could’ve used a better picture of Uranus too. Idea 10/10 execution 7/10

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mean, they could have just spelled it out, too.

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      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        “Prepare Your Anus For Cock” is probably going to get you kicked out of a lot of places.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pre pair Uranus 4 cock

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    • bananabread@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Cock

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      • banause@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
        • joke

        • head

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • monkeyman76@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s a hen.. prepare Uranus 4 hen.

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    • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s…a hen?

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      • FauxPseudo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yes. Roosters have a substantially more pronounced comb.

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  • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pre-pear (for) blue balling and flaming cock?

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  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    still have no idea what it means

    Yes you do. You knew when you posted this. You just stole it from reddit. Fucking liar.

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    • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But then not as many people would fill the comment section with answers and/or ridicule to drive up engagement that injects OP’s brain with those sweet dopamines.

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  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hint: it’s a planet

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Prepare your white balls for my red and brown COCK

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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I totally got this one.

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    prefruit ball flaming for cock

    ez

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  • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Prepare for… ballchick?

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  • victorz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Prepare your anus for hot chicken?

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pre fruit sphere four rooster?

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is it a ball or a hole?

    It’s “prepare X for cock” for sure, though.

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  • Archaide@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Maybe, it’s not in english?

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