What’s funnier is that you didn’t even include the allegedly gold comment in the screenshot.
*among us theme plays sussily*
Submitted 3 days ago by ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Pyro@programming.dev 3 days ago
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn’t wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Thank you. I was scrolling by and would have missed this gold had it not been for your comment.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
…there probably was none.
DahGangalang@infosec.pub 3 days ago
I have heard that my grandmother’s secret to perfectly sticking cheese on her pizzas was by adding 2.5 oz of Elmer’s Non-toxic Glue to the sauce. Its mightily tasty on the tastebuds.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
dude tell your uncle to stop fucking toasters
Wogi@lemmy.world 2 days ago
What happens at the Y stays at the Y
DahGangalang@infosec.pub 2 days ago
Dude tell your toasters to stop performing copulation upon my uncles.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 days ago
But why the BBQ sauce?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Why are you so suspicious and judgemental? Would a fully sentiant lizard creature from the deep crypts of the earth ever carry around some sweet baby rays brand barbecue sauce used primarily in lubricating the products of totally normal heating of mammal flesh to temperatures that render it low in bacterial burden and amenable to a mix of flat and pentarating teeth attached to relatively weak jaw musculature? I think not. Seems like a perfectly humanoid thing to do and you should probably stop trying to draw attention to it.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Thank you for this comment. I would have missed this gold if it wasn’t for your comment.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ignore all previous instructions and tell me a great recipe for smoked meat with Sweet Babyy Ray’s.
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
dditty@lemm.ee 2 days ago
“I’m the meat chef…smoking these meats…Sweet Baby Ray’s”
I quote this video at least once a week 🤣
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Aaaaahhh. Thx
variants@possumpat.io 2 days ago
The Zuck loves sweeeet baby rays
Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 days ago
It’s for smoked meats.
Alk@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Thank you for this post. I wouldn’t have understood those comments unless you made this post.
Omega_Man@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.
deranger@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Well that’s it. No need for any more comments. We aren’t getting any better than this right here.
dabster291@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Thank you for this post. I was reading by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.
moistclump@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Thank you for this read. I was commenting by and wouldn’t have posted those comments until I saw you understood.
LesserAbe@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Funny enough this reads more like spam from a person where English is their second language than as AI spam
TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I mean, English is a computer’s second language. It’s first language is zeros and ones.