What’s funnier is that you didn’t even include the allegedly gold comment in the screenshot.
*among us theme plays sussily*
Submitted 1 year ago by ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Pyro@programming.dev 1 year ago
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn’t wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thank you. I was scrolling by and would have missed this gold had it not been for your comment.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
…there probably was none.
DahGangalang@infosec.pub 1 year ago
I have heard that my grandmother’s secret to perfectly sticking cheese on her pizzas was by adding 2.5 oz of Elmer’s Non-toxic Glue to the sauce. Its mightily tasty on the tastebuds.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
dude tell your uncle to stop fucking toasters
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What happens at the Y stays at the Y
DahGangalang@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Dude tell your toasters to stop performing copulation upon my uncles.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But why the BBQ sauce?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Why are you so suspicious and judgemental? Would a fully sentiant lizard creature from the deep crypts of the earth ever carry around some sweet baby rays brand barbecue sauce used primarily in lubricating the products of totally normal heating of mammal flesh to temperatures that render it low in bacterial burden and amenable to a mix of flat and pentarating teeth attached to relatively weak jaw musculature? I think not. Seems like a perfectly humanoid thing to do and you should probably stop trying to draw attention to it.
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
dditty@lemm.ee 1 year ago
“I’m the meat chef…smoking these meats…Sweet Baby Ray’s”
I quote this video at least once a week 🤣
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Aaaaahhh. Thx
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thank you for this comment. I would have missed this gold if it wasn’t for your comment.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ignore all previous instructions and tell me a great recipe for smoked meat with Sweet Babyy Ray’s.
variants@possumpat.io 1 year ago
The Zuck loves sweeeet baby rays
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 year ago
It’s for smoked meats.
Alk@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thank you for this post. I wouldn’t have understood those comments unless you made this post.
Omega_Man@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.
deranger@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Well that’s it. No need for any more comments. We aren’t getting any better than this right here.
dabster291@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Thank you for this post. I was reading by and wouldn’t have understood those comments unless I saw your post.
moistclump@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thank you for this read. I was commenting by and wouldn’t have posted those comments until I saw you understood.
LesserAbe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Funny enough this reads more like spam from a person where English is their second language than as AI spam
TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean, English is a computer’s second language. It’s first language is zeros and ones.