Pyro
@Pyro@programming.dev
- Comment on We're all going home early today 1 hour ago:
I believe any smooth piece of metal without any gaps (so no forks or foil) is fine in a microwave.
- Comment on 9 months after its 1.0 launch flopped, an indie dev just learned that Steam never emailed the 130,000 people who wishlisted its game 1 week ago:
Many devs will incrementally update the early-access versions to be close to 1.0 before release. 1.0 doesn’t have to be a massive update, it just signifies the point when the devs think the game is complete.
- Comment on what boss in any video game has an insanely cool intro to them before fighting? 2 weeks ago:
It’s crazy that the Japanese parodies of US politics is more accurate than any other portrayals from that era. They even got MAGA slogan dead on!
- Comment on what boss in any video game has an insanely cool intro to them before fighting? 2 weeks ago:
Thank you. I didn’t know Senator Armstrong was that unknown.
- Comment on what boss in any video game has an insanely cool intro to them before fighting? 2 weeks ago:
I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? “I have a dream.” That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think – to act – for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck “American pride”. Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There’s no saving it – we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive – free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN!
What the hell are you talking about?
You still don’t get it. I’m using war as a business to get elected… so I can end war as a business! In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money, not for oil! Not for what they’re told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
- Comment on Anon makes decisions 1 month ago:
Eh, it only works if the lyrics are actually relevant to the story
- Comment on Anon has learned enough 2 months ago:
Expecto* Patronum
- Comment on Anon likes a thing 2 months ago:
Personally, I think the new VAs are pretty good on their own. Morty even sounds a little better.
- Comment on How Nintendo locked down the Switch 2’s USB-C port and broke third-party docking 2 months ago:
You do you, but I refuse to support a developer that routinely shits on any project their fans make and stifles emulation for consoles / games that they never plan to sell. Not to mention problems with their hardware and pricing.
In this day and age there are tons of amazing games in every genre, how much are you really missing out on not playing Nintendo games?
- Comment on How Nintendo locked down the Switch 2’s USB-C port and broke third-party docking 2 months ago:
Least obsessed Nintendo fan
- Comment on Are spiders turtlely enough for the Turtle Club? 3 months ago:
We’ve lost Canada and Mexico to the spiders already…
- Comment on I made this instead 3 months ago:
Life is just fighting against entropy
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Same here except one difference. I would immediately get impaled right as I start the calculations.
- Comment on Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game 5 months ago:
I hate that I can visualize this greentext so easily.
- Comment on good morning bitches 5 months ago:
I’m tired of seeing his stupid face
- Comment on Anon is lacking something metaphysical 5 months ago:
Guy is the real Forget-Me-Not
- Comment on Anon explains scam callers 5 months ago:
Most of that greentext is bullshit. The truth is that people will always try to make a quick buck, even at the expense of others.
- Comment on PLAY TIME 🥳 5 months ago:
Here’s the thing…
- Comment on Anon discovers magic and its uses 7 months ago:
I’m happy to be a warlock, but I’m more like the warlock who speaks to the warlock who speaks to the warlock who speaks to the warlock who speaks to the stones
- Comment on crab lyfe 8 months ago:
They are also (thankfully) moving to Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/montereyaq.bsky.social
- Comment on american culture 8 months ago:
It’s a nine-part concept album about the Odyssey: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic:_The_Musical
- Comment on american culture 8 months ago:
Check out the EPIC Saga!
- Comment on Hurry 8 months ago:
- Comment on Better hurry, before they run out of....1's and 0's... 9 months ago:
Not to ruin the absurdity of it, but sometimes they have “until supplies last” on digital promotions because they have a limit on the total number of redemptions.
- Comment on [Official Art] Gris Box Art by Conrad Roset 9 months ago:
One of the most gorgeous games I’ve played!
- Comment on What video game company/developer/publisher loves shitting on it's fans? 9 months ago:
Their war on emulation is the reason I’ll never buy Nintendo again.
- Comment on Mid 9 months ago:
Too much water
- Comment on Anon remembers 7th grade 10 months ago:
- Comment on Half-Life 2 is currently 100% for its 20th anniversary 10 months ago:
It’s a better deal to just get the Orange Box bundle because it is 90% off.
- Comment on “No” 10 months ago:
I tried to find the source but the account is suspended :P
