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Anon is lacking something metaphysical

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨daggermoon@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    why are you posting empty 4chan screenshots?

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    • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      what? It wasn’t empty. There was, um, something about… hmm I don’t remember.

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  • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    try burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like

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    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.

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      • yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!

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      • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        while you rip you can let out a sigh and say “oooooh fuck yea” so again they know What to expect

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    • Syd@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.

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  • Object@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think the problem is that

    Um

    What was I talking about again?

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  • Hubi@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s some medieval ass logic

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  • lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have this too. It’s when you move too silent. I just start conversations by saying DO NOT BE AFRAID with the voice in their head. Can recommend.

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  • Azzu@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What have we learned? Anon is boring and wearing soft shoes.

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    • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      might also have a problem with walking normally (constantly crouching, making stealth higher)

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      • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Does he have a bow?

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      • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        oh shit, anon is the tiktok thot progenitor

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  • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ooor, someone had to “survive” their family’s bullshit and being unseen was the best way to do it. Then it became so ingrained in said someone’s existential fingerprint, that they’re now a ninja without even realising it.

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    • nesc@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You don’t need some tragic family background to be soulless creature wearing human costume.

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      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, bullying at school works too.

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      • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah I’m like this and it’s not really a trauma thing for me. I’m just autistic and ADHD which basically means I take advice too seriously and I have a bad habit of getting into someone’s field of view or in their way by accident. As a result of being advised to be less visible every time I got in someone’s view, I accidentally became invisible. It’s something I’ve been working on lately actually and I’ve noticed I scare people less often since I started thinking about it

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      • Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And one day when we flee
        From our sweet misery
        And shed our human costumes then
        Revealing somewhat smaller men
        Go off to work and then back again

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      • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You don’t need to assume that it isn’t a tragic familial background, either. Or any other sort of trauma which would push one to close off. Throwing the “soulless” label aroud willy-nilly is just an extension of abusing the “narcissist” moniker. It prohibits any nuance and facilitates unjustified suspicion.

        Yes, there are sociopaths who can be considered soulless. But just because one is odd does not intrinsically mean one is soulless. There’s a plethora of other potential reasons.

        Plus, don’t forget, oddity is in the eye of the beholder in the first place. My odd may be completely different than your odd.

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have the opposite problem—I’m a strong impression making motherfucker. Strangers consistently approach me to say “you look like [insert famous person].” Acquaintances tell me “I never forgot you.”

    And yet, nobody keeps in touch without a lot of effort on my part. I wish I knew how to transition my “I remember you” power into an “I want to be closer to you” power.

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    • Object@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Give him his soul back you monster

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, you’re only allowed one soul.

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    • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I am like this and do not understand it. Literally the other day a FedEx guy remembered me because he was my brother’s friend, another guy said he remembered me from 2nd grade. Neither of them at all familiar to me, and this happens regularly. I could never be a spy. It’s not looks, I’m average in looks. This is not a small town either.

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I get alot of people thinking I’m someone else.

      Maybe we fought and died together in another life stranger, but I don’t know you in this one.

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  • 2910000@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They need a cow bell

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    • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Aye!!! More cowbell!!!

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    • ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A half dozen keychains has the same effect without being quite so odd

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      • XTL@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Make sure they’re tied tight to your belt. You don’t want them to fall off, like, 'cause, what if you’ve got seven keychains hanging off your belt, and you’re jogging, and you’re happy, but then a couple of them fall off but that’s cool, you still got five, that’s enough. still, then you can keep jogging, and maybe two or three more come off, and now it’s getting not as much fun, and now it’s not a look anymore, now you’re–you got two or three, in-in-in-instead of a whole bunch, and, and people are starting to notice, 'cause if you’ve got a lot of keychains hanging off your belt, people are gonna be like, “Wow, that’s a lot of keychains,” but if you’ve only got two, people are gonna be like, “Hey, what’s with the keychains?” or, or, like, if you only have one, people are gonna come up and say, “You know, you got a keychain hanging off your belt,” like, like, they’re, they’re gonna think maybe you didn’t know, or maybe it was an accident or something. And, and, and, and people are gonna say, “Hey, how come you’ve got a keychain hanging off your belt?” And, and what are you gonna say? “Well, I left the house with seven but six of them fell off”? People are gonna think you’re an idiot. You see, you’ve gotta be able to demonstrate that what you’re doing is intentional, otherwise people will think you don’t know what you’re doing. You’ve, you’ve gotta appear in the know. You’ve gotta radiate an aura of control. If, if you only have one keychain, next thing people are gonna notice that your socks don’t match or that you’re wearing plaids and stripes or something, and nobody’s gonna take you seriously

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  • recentSloth43@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He should play basketball with that superpower

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    • SparrowHawk@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Anon no basket

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Approach where they can see you in their line of vision but not directly. Approach at a 45 degree angle.

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  • Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They should start wearing juggalo makeup

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  • Pyro@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Guy is the real Forget-Me-Not

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  • YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Live SCP, image of anon is a cognitohazard.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    OP would make a great hunter

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  • Gutek8134@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I also have weak presence, but I like joking about actually being a ninja

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I call it my ‘stealth field,’ because I can turn it off. It just defaults to on.

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Very sad when someone innocent gets caught in the range of a false hydra’s song

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  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like to say ‘knock knock’ to get someone’s attention, seems to be a little less starting than a hand on the shoulder.

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  • sporkler@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    IDK, since my soul was collected people seem to unconsciously avoid me, and eye contact that lasts for a second would seem long, if he can describe having a conversation I suspect it’s something else.

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  • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i have this attribute… i always figured it was because im on the scary side of tall….
    but i also have a thing where at restaurants, the server frequently forgets my order… they’ll get everyone else at the table, but when the food comes, mine isn’t there….
    it’s happened so many times i avoid any place with a waiter/waitress….

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You can use this power to be an incredible hypnotist or subtly manipulate people

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  • phuntis@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    bros a blank

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  • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OP is a high level rouge with a CHA dump stat.

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  • emberinmoss@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You just need to wear something bright–doesn’t have to happy bright though, could be like a bright green skull on your shirt or something, bright coloured shoes with black attire. Own that spooky vibe. Lean into it. Be proud of it. You’re not soulless, just a spooky ghoul and spooky ghouls are great.

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  • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hollowborn !

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  • elvith@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can see read posts of dead people!

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  • OrderedChaos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can walk in making noise with my feet or humming and still scare people. I think op just works with people who are deeply engrossed in their thoughts.

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  • blackluster117@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Schwa Was Here

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