Anon is lacking something metaphysical

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• SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  why are you posting empty 4chan screenshots?

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  • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    what? It wasn’t empty. There was, um, something about… hmm I don’t remember.

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• nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  try burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.

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    • yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!

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    • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      while you rip you can let out a sigh and say “oooooh fuck yea” so again they know What to expect

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  • Syd@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.

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• Object@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think the problem is that

  Um

  What was I talking about again?

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• Hubi@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s some medieval ass logic

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• Azzu@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What have we learned? Anon is boring and wearing soft shoes.

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  • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    might also have a problem with walking normally (constantly crouching, making stealth higher)

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Does he have a bow?

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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      oh shit, anon is the tiktok thot progenitor

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• lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have this too. It’s when you move too silent. I just start conversations by saying DO NOT BE AFRAID with the voice in their head. Can recommend.

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• latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ooor, someone had to “survive” their family’s bullshit and being unseen was the best way to do it. Then it became so ingrained in said someone’s existential fingerprint, that they’re now a ninja without even realising it.

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  • nesc@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You don’t need some tragic family background to be soulless creature wearing human costume.

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    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, bullying at school works too.

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    • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah I’m like this and it’s not really a trauma thing for me. I’m just autistic and ADHD which basically means I take advice too seriously and I have a bad habit of getting into someone’s field of view or in their way by accident. As a result of being advised to be less visible every time I got in someone’s view, I accidentally became invisible. It’s something I’ve been working on lately actually and I’ve noticed I scare people less often since I started thinking about it

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    • Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And one day when we flee
      From our sweet misery
      And shed our human costumes then
      Revealing somewhat smaller men
      Go off to work and then back again

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    • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You don’t need to assume that it isn’t a tragic familial background, either. Or any other sort of trauma which would push one to close off. Throwing the “soulless” label aroud willy-nilly is just an extension of abusing the “narcissist” moniker. It prohibits any nuance and facilitates unjustified suspicion.

      Yes, there are sociopaths who can be considered soulless. But just because one is odd does not intrinsically mean one is soulless. There’s a plethora of other potential reasons.

      Plus, don’t forget, oddity is in the eye of the beholder in the first place. My odd may be completely different than your odd.

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• 2910000@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They need a cow bell

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  • ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A half dozen keychains has the same effect without being quite so odd

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  • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Aye!!! More cowbell!!!

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• WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have the opposite problem—I’m a strong impression making motherfucker. Strangers consistently approach me to say “you look like [insert famous person].” Acquaintances tell me “I never forgot you.”

  And yet, nobody keeps in touch without a lot of effort on my part. I wish I knew how to transition my “I remember you” power into an “I want to be closer to you” power.

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  • Object@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Give him his soul back you monster

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, you’re only allowed one soul.

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I am like this and do not understand it. Literally the other day a FedEx guy remembered me because he was my brother’s friend, another guy said he remembered me from 2nd grade. Neither of them at all familiar to me, and this happens regularly. I could never be a spy. It’s not looks, I’m average in looks. This is not a small town either.

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• frog@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Approach where they can see you in their line of vision but not directly. Approach at a 45 degree angle.

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• JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I like to say ‘knock knock’ to get someone’s attention, seems to be a little less starting than a hand on the shoulder.

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• recentSloth43@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He should play basketball with that superpower

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  • SparrowHawk@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Anon no basket

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• Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They should start wearing juggalo makeup

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• YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Live SCP, image of anon is a cognitohazard.

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• Pyro@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Guy is the real Forget-Me-Not

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• sporkler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  IDK, since my soul was collected people seem to unconsciously avoid me, and eye contact that lasts for a second would seem long, if he can describe having a conversation I suspect it’s something else.

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• xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i have this attribute… i always figured it was because im on the scary side of tall….
  but i also have a thing where at restaurants, the server frequently forgets my order… they’ll get everyone else at the table, but when the food comes, mine isn’t there….
  it’s happened so many times i avoid any place with a waiter/waitress….

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• Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Very sad when someone innocent gets caught in the range of a false hydra’s song

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• FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  OP is a high level rouge with a CHA dump stat.

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• Gutek8134@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I also have weak presence, but I like joking about actually being a ninja

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I call it my ‘stealth field,’ because I can turn it off. It just defaults to on.

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• match@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You can use this power to be an incredible hypnotist or subtly manipulate people

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• phuntis@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  bros a blank

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• BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hollowborn !

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• emberinmoss@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You just need to wear something bright–doesn’t have to happy bright though, could be like a bright green skull on your shirt or something, bright coloured shoes with black attire. Own that spooky vibe. Lean into it. Be proud of it. You’re not soulless, just a spooky ghoul and spooky ghouls are great.

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• elvith@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can see read posts of dead people!

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• blackluster117@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Schwa Was Here

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• OrderedChaos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can walk in making noise with my feet or humming and still scare people. I think op just works with people who are deeply engrossed in their thoughts.

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