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- Comment on We already knew that 1 week ago:
No, I’ve been afraid before.
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 2 weeks ago:
🎶 What’s love but a second hand in motion. 🎶
- Comment on Freedumb 2 weeks ago:
At least early Christianity is in many ways socialism. Remember the feeding of the 5000 with five loaves and two fish? The meaning is that there will be plenty if everyone shares.
- Comment on Freedumb 2 weeks ago:
When the true king’s murderers are allowed to roam free, a thousand magicians arise in the land.
Where are the feast we are promised?(Jim Morrison, An American Prayer)
- Comment on Anon stops showering 2 weeks ago:
Kinda like H2S, I guess. You can sense its putrid smell it in the range of 0.47 ppb to 100 ppm, then your olfactory nerve becomes paralyzed. Just when you think the gas is gone, there’s a 50% chance of you dying at 800 ppm. Years ago, I read about a “mysterious deaths” case in which H2S was the main suspect because of this stealthy property.
- Comment on Sounds like a problem for them, not me. 3 weeks ago:
That’s the way. I have three phones, the two non-work phones are 1. for friends and family, 2. for everybody else. One of these is actually a dumb phone. Can’t stand the distractions.
- Comment on Advice on enjoying your life 3 weeks ago:
The Zhuangzi has a chapter called “Mastering Life.”
Then again, I’ve been reading the whole book back to front dozens of times. It completely changed me, but for it all to sink it, it took a while. - Comment on Ancestry dot com 3 weeks ago:
Polly wants a cracker
I think I should get off her first
I think she wants some water
To put out the blowtorch - Comment on Arachnid Army 4 weeks ago:
Strange, something on my scalp keeps itching, wasn’t there a minute ago.
- Comment on Doordash deserves it's fate 4 weeks ago:
Agreed. At some point in your life, time becomes the biggest luxury, so I very much prefer spending a couple of extra bucks on higher quality stuff to the hassle of returning cheaply made trash.
- Comment on No beans, only dogs 4 weeks ago:
taco, buffalo, birddog and Jesus
- Comment on Gimme some evidence that anyone at all in the government is pushing back on Trump with any effectiveness at all. Someone throw me a bone here. 😬 1 month ago:
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- Comment on Can we all agree on THIS 1 month ago:
The waiting room. I hate when they make you wait in the room. 'Cause it says “Waiting Room.” There’s no chance of not waiting. 'Cause they call it the waiting room, they’re gonna use it. They’ve got it. It’s all set up for you to wait.
- Famous quote from Lemmy’s favorite frenemy entertainer, I guess.
- Comment on Anti-Masturbation Cross 1 month ago:
Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,—Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.
(Herman Melville, Moby Dick)
- Comment on Germany’s four-day work week proves to be a massive hit 1 month ago:
I had to sit through multi-day workshops that could have been a one-liner.
- Comment on Maybe, just maybe, a company that refuses to give you time off if you have a bullet inside of you is a really really shitty company 2 months ago:
- Comment on Thanks mom, I don't want any 2 months ago:
You can buy puff pastry, ready to be filled, in stores. We used to do that a lot. Just blend all scraps and spices we could find around the kitchen, put them into the pastry, shape it and bake it in the oven. Totally delicious.
- Comment on The Hot Dog Class 2 months ago:
Oh look, it’s male Anna Kendrick.
- Comment on Pointless existence 2 months ago:
I read an interview once with Leonard Cohen, who, as you might remember, became a Buddhist monk. He stated that in the monastery, you’re free to do pretty much anything - in your free time. Listen to rock music, take drugs, no-one cares.
It’s just that you don’t have any free time because every day is 100% structured.
