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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doordash deserves it's fate⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. At some point in your life, time becomes the biggest luxury, so I very much prefer spending a couple of extra bucks on higher quality stuff to the hassle of returning cheaply made trash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No beans, only dogs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  taco, buffalo, birddog and Jesus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gimme some evidence that anyone at all in the government is pushing back on Trump with any effectiveness at all. Someone throw me a bone here. 😬⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  Who just knocked?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can we all agree on THIS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The waiting room. I hate when they make you wait in the room. 'Cause it says “Waiting Room.” There’s no chance of not waiting. 'Cause they call it the waiting room, they’re gonna use it. They’ve got it. It’s all set up for you to wait.

  • Famous quote from Lemmy’s favorite frenemy entertainer, I guess.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anti-Masturbation Cross⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,—Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.

  (Herman Melville, Moby Dick)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Germany’s four-day work week proves to be a massive hit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to sit through multi-day workshops that could have been a one-liner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe, just maybe, a company that refuses to give you time off if you have a bullet inside of you is a really really shitty company⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks mom, I don't want any⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can buy puff pastry, ready to be filled, in stores. We used to do that a lot. Just blend all scraps and spices we could find around the kitchen, put them into the pastry, shape it and bake it in the oven. Totally delicious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Hot Dog Class⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh look, it’s male Anna Kendrick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pointless existence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I read an interview once with Leonard Cohen, who, as you might remember, became a Buddhist monk. He stated that in the monastery, you’re free to do pretty much anything - in your free time. Listen to rock music, take drugs, no-one cares.
  It’s just that you don’t have any free time because every day is 100% structured.