ChatGPT does not fuck around

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• neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  www.openstreetmap.org/#map=17%2F-27.990030%2F153.…

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  • sniggleboots@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I spent like 5 minutes looking at the address and thinking why it would be funny, until I realized it really is just the dude’s address. Oops

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not a shabby neighborhood

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  • argh_another_username@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wow, those channels go so inland that I’d take a day only to get to the ocean.

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  • gradual@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Holy fuck there’s still so much untamed land in Australia.

    Lots of room for growth.

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    • i_am_hiding@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can try, but all the arable land is already taken. There’s a reason nobody lives in the empty spots.

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    • SomethingBurger@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The fact that it’s a desert may be a tiny bit of a problem.

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• LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Haha, well played! Now look behind you, motherfucker.”

  You turn around and see your toaster lassoing its power cord right before strangling you.

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your gif works for me

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    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your gif works for me.

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Googling

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    • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So good lmao

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    • misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Aged like wine, more relevant and funnier now than 17 years ago

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The safe word is “pop tart”

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    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      what’d you call me?

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thanks for flipping this over so we can read it.

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Had to click on the osm link first to get that joke. Nice.

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  • foofiepie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh subtle. Nice.

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  • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks for having that disgusting username, you are now my first blocked user.

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    • Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey, SatansMaggotyCumFart is a real mainstay on here!

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• Xkdrxodrixkr@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  relevant xkcd Image

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• mrerr@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What a buzz kill

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    • mriswith@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s because it’s a programmed response.

      There literally is no concept of a joke in their algorithms, it’s an advanced chat bot basically going through a list of responses and comparing them similar questions it as analyzed, and spits out the answer that is likely to match.

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• imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hahaha

  Incoming drone based deterrent

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  7 digits after the period in a lat/long? That is a ridiculous level of accuracy.

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  • gradual@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If this is scary to ya’ll, it’s what happens whenever you give apps access to your ‘fine’ location.

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    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      7 decimal places is probably less then a centimeter accuracy. GPS probably has a 5 decimal place precision at best.

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  • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Precision

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• the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I had a … different experience

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  • bathroomconnoisseur@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “a pile of frogs lovingly stitched together” is this a reference to something I don’t get?

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    • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have no idea but it’s the reason I posted that screenshot lol

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Building traditions vary a lot depending on the location.

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    • AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wonder if it has something to do with “frogs” in bricks - frogs being the concave indentation in the surface of a brick. “Stitching” kind of works with masonry as well…

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  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I tried it with Claude but it didn’t play along and immediately ruined the joke. Then I tried “updog” and it did the same thing. So I tried “uphomie.”

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    • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Claude is definitely more tuned for problemsolving and less conversational

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  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why does ChatGPT have a different writing style to you as it does to me.

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    • pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because it adjusts to the user the more you use it.

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    • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      OP is in 4, maybe you are too? I’m on 3.5 because I’m not paying for this

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  OP apparently lives in “Surfer’s Paradise”, just outside of Brisbane, Australia. Neat

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oi, swank home ya got there, mate!

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• throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  AI really hate my townhall, huh?

  (Location data default of the middle of a city/town, IP address doesn’t reveal your exact location)

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• brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This chat is fake, right?

  ChatGPT does not have knowledge of coordinates unless it gets it from a tool. I don’t know anything it can access that would take “find me some suburban coordinates somewhere around X.”

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ahh…

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  • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Openai is a US company so there are likely plenty of FBI, NSA, CIA staff watching the conversations that might be of interest, one of them could have been bored.

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    • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A federal agent to inject themselves into a random chat? I find that extremely unlikely.

      It’s possibly an existing joke it found in a web search with similar coordinates? That it can do. Or maybe it got lucky and stumbled upon them.

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    • yoissy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is so terminally conspiracy brained. It’s not about what’s possible, it’s about what’s even remotely plausible. Occam’s Razor.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I guess the dude’s home is a hotel on the East coast of Australia. The coordinates point right to a Marriott.

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• Owlboi@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  atleast censor your address bro wtf

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• nuko147@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait until it has the power to cut your internet access or brick your decide.

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• CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s a good: “don’t fuck with me” if i ever saw one.

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• twice_hatch@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🗿

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