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ChatGPT does not fuck around

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Pro@programming.dev⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    www.openstreetmap.org/#map=17%2F-27.990030%2F153.…

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    • sniggleboots@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I spent like 5 minutes looking at the address and thinking why it would be funny, until I realized it really is just the dude’s address. Oops

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      • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not a shabby neighborhood

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    • argh_another_username@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wow, those channels go so inland that I’d take a day only to get to the ocean.

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    • gradual@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Holy fuck there’s still so much untamed land in Australia.

      Lots of room for growth.

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      • i_am_hiding@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You can try, but all the arable land is already taken. There’s a reason nobody lives in the empty spots.

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      • SomethingBurger@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The fact that it’s a desert may be a tiny bit of a problem.

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  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Haha, well played! Now look behind you, motherfucker.”

    You turn around and see your toaster lassoing its power cord right before strangling you.

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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      • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Your gif works for me

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      • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Your gif works for me.

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The Googling

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      • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So good lmao

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      • misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Aged like wine, more relevant and funnier now than 17 years ago

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The safe word is “pop tart”

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      • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        what’d you call me?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks for flipping this over so we can read it.

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Had to click on the osm link first to get that joke. Nice.

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    • foofiepie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh subtle. Nice.

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    • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks for having that disgusting username, you are now my first blocked user.

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      • Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Hey, SatansMaggotyCumFart is a real mainstay on here!

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  • Xkdrxodrixkr@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    relevant xkcd Image

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  • mrerr@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What a buzz kill

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      • mriswith@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s because it’s a programmed response.

        There literally is no concept of a joke in their algorithms, it’s an advanced chat bot basically going through a list of responses and comparing them similar questions it as analyzed, and spits out the answer that is likely to match.

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  • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hahaha

    Incoming drone based deterrent

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    7 digits after the period in a lat/long? That is a ridiculous level of accuracy.

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    • gradual@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If this is scary to ya’ll, it’s what happens whenever you give apps access to your ‘fine’ location.

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      • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        7 decimal places is probably less then a centimeter accuracy. GPS probably has a 5 decimal place precision at best.

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    • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Precision

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  • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had a … different experience

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    • bathroomconnoisseur@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “a pile of frogs lovingly stitched together” is this a reference to something I don’t get?

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      • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I have no idea but it’s the reason I posted that screenshot lol

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      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Building traditions vary a lot depending on the location.

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      • AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I wonder if it has something to do with “frogs” in bricks - frogs being the concave indentation in the surface of a brick. “Stitching” kind of works with masonry as well…

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    • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I tried it with Claude but it didn’t play along and immediately ruined the joke. Then I tried “updog” and it did the same thing. So I tried “uphomie.”

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      • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Claude is definitely more tuned for problemsolving and less conversational

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    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why does ChatGPT have a different writing style to you as it does to me.

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      • pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Because it adjusts to the user the more you use it.

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      • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        OP is in 4, maybe you are too? I’m on 3.5 because I’m not paying for this

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  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OP apparently lives in “Surfer’s Paradise”, just outside of Brisbane, Australia. Neat

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oi, swank home ya got there, mate!

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  • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    AI really hate my townhall, huh?

    (Location data default of the middle of a city/town, IP address doesn’t reveal your exact location)

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  • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This chat is fake, right?

    ChatGPT does not have knowledge of coordinates unless it gets it from a tool. I don’t know anything it can access that would take “find me some suburban coordinates somewhere around X.”

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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      • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ahh…

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    • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Openai is a US company so there are likely plenty of FBI, NSA, CIA staff watching the conversations that might be of interest, one of them could have been bored.

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      • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A federal agent to inject themselves into a random chat? I find that extremely unlikely.

        It’s possibly an existing joke it found in a web search with similar coordinates? That it can do. Or maybe it got lucky and stumbled upon them.

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      • yoissy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This is so terminally conspiracy brained. It’s not about what’s possible, it’s about what’s even remotely plausible. Occam’s Razor.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I guess the dude’s home is a hotel on the East coast of Australia. The coordinates point right to a Marriott.

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  • Owlboi@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    atleast censor your address bro wtf

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  • nuko147@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait until it has the power to cut your internet access or brick your decide.

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  • CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a good: “don’t fuck with me” if i ever saw one.

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  • twice_hatch@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🗿

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