And suddenly he is feeling it again…
Literal interpretation
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DandomRude@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean I guess if you do something that fucked up and get the same response you probably found your actual soulmate
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean, shit in a bag does feel like play-doh sometimes.
Source: have a dog
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It depends on the shit. It comes in a wide variety of consistencies, even on the same day.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Analogies are cursed. They can paint so vivid a picture you wish you were illiterate.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“All those moments will be lost in time, like poo on the side of a toilet.”
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Two literal shitposters - and they found each other
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She was thinking omg he has the same kink as I do.
rbamgnxl5@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Kinky girl with a heart of gold and panties of brown.
Homeboy found the keeper of all keepers, if she’ll share poopix, she’ll probably do all sorts of stuff, she’s just waiting for her moment to shine!
Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 1 year ago
And that’s how I met your mother.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
She’s a keeper
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ten minutes is the real question mark for me. Was it just kismet that she had one in the holster like that?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s my secret, Cap. I’ve always got to poo
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Probably-crones-disease homies, represent
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just eat something your stomach has an intolerance to and you can probably work it out pretty quickly
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would eat anything for love
But I won’t eat that
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Sometimes, dreams do come true
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m literally shitting right now y’all.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
D_C@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Vids or it didn’t happen.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You trying to see me paint the bowl? I’d just take my word for it if I was you.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Cool, but please don’t send the video.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I wouldn’t check your DMs then.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
How would you rate your shit?
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bog standard sit down and let 'er rip.
Lauchmelder@feddit.org 1 year ago
agreed
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Marriage material right there
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Need to get double toilets in the bathroom
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 year ago
If one of you spreads extra wide, you can just go for a double decker.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
ITT: I’ve found home. Y’all are my peeps.
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tell her “sorry, I’m only into girls, and girls don’t poop” then block her
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh shit, the poop test. Clever!
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
Every night in my DMs.
I see poo, I feel poo.
That is how I know you, go poop.
Far across the distance.
And spaces between us.
You have come to show you, go poop.
Near, fart, wherever you are.
I believe that the shart does go on.
Once more you open the back door.
And you’re here in my heart and my heart will go poo and poo.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
what’s a girl gotta do besides being dead nice
HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 1 year ago
For some straight guys and gay ladies a girl could be mean to them and that’d increase how much they want them.
That’s a fairly small subset though.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
alekwithak@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There are two rules and they’re the same for both genders, and neither one is ‘be nice.’
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
ok then
Pulptastic@midwest.social 1 year ago
Poo vids, sounds like.
badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I heard this one. They eloped within the week
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Probably
Natanael@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Do they shit that loudly
drascus@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I thought this was going to be a 5 years later we are married and she thinks I like poop story
sirico@feddit.uk 1 year ago
The real ones aren’t the ones you think you want
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
If in your world “sending a video of pooping” is not synonymous with “hurting someones feelings”, then I am not even sure what to say.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It sure is a fucking insane thing to do