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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If in your world “sending a video of pooping” is not synonymous with “hurting someones feelings”, then I am not even sure what to say.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It sure is a fucking insane thing to do

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  • DandomRude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And suddenly he is feeling it again…

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean I guess if you do something that fucked up and get the same response you probably found your actual soulmate

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      • BearGun@ttrpg.network ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        or someone who is trying very hard

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  • Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean, shit in a bag does feel like play-doh sometimes.

      Source: have a dog

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      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Warm play-doh unfortunately

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It depends on the shit. It comes in a wide variety of consistencies, even on the same day.

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Analogies are cursed. They can paint so vivid a picture you wish you were illiterate.

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “All those moments will be lost in time, like poo on the side of a toilet.”

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Two literal shitposters - and they found each other

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    • minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She was thinking omg he has the same kink as I do.

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      • rbamgnxl5@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Kinky girl with a heart of gold and panties of brown.

        Homeboy found the keeper of all keepers, if she’ll share poopix, she’ll probably do all sorts of stuff, she’s just waiting for her moment to shine!

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  • Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And that’s how I met your mother.

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  • MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She’s a keeper

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ten minutes is the real question mark for me. Was it just kismet that she had one in the holster like that?

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s my secret, Cap. I’ve always got to poo

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      • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Probably-crones-disease homies, represent

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just eat something your stomach has an intolerance to and you can probably work it out pretty quickly

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      • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I would eat anything for love

        But I won’t eat that

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    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sometimes, dreams do come true

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  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m literally shitting right now y’all.

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    • UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lemmy is place for every type of character: Image

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    • D_C@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Vids or it didn’t happen.

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      • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You trying to see me paint the bowl? I’d just take my word for it if I was you.

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    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cool, but please don’t send the video.

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      • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I wouldn’t check your DMs then.

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    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How would you rate your shit?

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      • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Bog standard sit down and let 'er rip.

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    • Lauchmelder@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      agreed

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Marriage material right there

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Need to get double toilets in the bathroom

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      • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If one of you spreads extra wide, you can just go for a double decker.

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The Love Toilet

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ITT: I’ve found home. Y’all are my peeps.

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tell her “sorry, I’m only into girls, and girls don’t poop” then block her

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh shit, the poop test. Clever!

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  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Every night in my DMs.

    I see poo, I feel poo.

    That is how I know you, go poop.

    Far across the distance.

    And spaces between us.

    You have come to show you, go poop.

    Near, fart, wherever you are.

    I believe that the shart does go on.

    Once more you open the back door.

    And you’re here in my heart and my heart will go poo and poo.

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    what’s a girl gotta do besides being dead nice

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    • HalfSalesman@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For some straight guys and gay ladies a girl could be mean to them and that’d increase how much they want them.

      That’s a fairly small subset though.

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

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    • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There are two rules and they’re the same for both genders, and neither one is ‘be nice.’

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      • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        ok then

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      • Randomgal@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s be hot af and easy?

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    • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Poo vids, sounds like.

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  • badbrainstorm@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I heard this one. They eloped within the week

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably

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    • Natanael@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do they shit that loudly

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  • drascus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought this was going to be a 5 years later we are married and she thinks I like poop story

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The real ones aren’t the ones you think you want

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