And suddenly he is feeling it again…
Literal interpretation
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DandomRude@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean I guess if you do something that fucked up and get the same response you probably found your actual soulmate
BearGun@ttrpg.network 10 months ago
or someone who is trying very hard
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 10 months ago
One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean, shit in a bag does feel like play-doh sometimes.
Source: have a dog
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 months ago
Warm play-doh unfortunately
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It depends on the shit. It comes in a wide variety of consistencies, even on the same day.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Analogies are cursed. They can paint so vivid a picture you wish you were illiterate.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“All those moments will be lost in time, like poo on the side of a toilet.”
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Two literal shitposters - and they found each other
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 10 months ago
She was thinking omg he has the same kink as I do.
rbamgnxl5@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Kinky girl with a heart of gold and panties of brown.
Homeboy found the keeper of all keepers, if she’ll share poopix, she’ll probably do all sorts of stuff, she’s just waiting for her moment to shine!
Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 10 months ago
And that’s how I met your mother.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
She’s a keeper
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ten minutes is the real question mark for me. Was it just kismet that she had one in the holster like that?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s my secret, Cap. I’ve always got to poo
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Probably-crones-disease homies, represent
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just eat something your stomach has an intolerance to and you can probably work it out pretty quickly
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I would eat anything for love
But I won’t eat that
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Sometimes, dreams do come true
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m literally shitting right now y’all.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
D_C@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Vids or it didn’t happen.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You trying to see me paint the bowl? I’d just take my word for it if I was you.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Cool, but please don’t send the video.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wouldn’t check your DMs then.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
How would you rate your shit?
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bog standard sit down and let 'er rip.
Lauchmelder@feddit.org 10 months ago
agreed
And009@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Marriage material right there
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Need to get double toilets in the bathroom
Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 months ago
If one of you spreads extra wide, you can just go for a double decker.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
ITT: I’ve found home. Y’all are my peeps.
papalonian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Tell her “sorry, I’m only into girls, and girls don’t poop” then block her
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh shit, the poop test. Clever!
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
Every night in my DMs.
I see poo, I feel poo.
That is how I know you, go poop.
Far across the distance.
And spaces between us.
You have come to show you, go poop.
Near, fart, wherever you are.
I believe that the shart does go on.
Once more you open the back door.
And you’re here in my heart and my heart will go poo and poo.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
what’s a girl gotta do besides being dead nice
HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 10 months ago
For some straight guys and gay ladies a girl could be mean to them and that’d increase how much they want them.
That’s a fairly small subset though.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
alekwithak@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There are two rules and they’re the same for both genders, and neither one is ‘be nice.’
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
ok then
Pulptastic@midwest.social 10 months ago
Poo vids, sounds like.
badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I heard this one. They eloped within the week
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Probably
Natanael@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Do they shit that loudly
drascus@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I thought this was going to be a 5 years later we are married and she thinks I like poop story
sirico@feddit.uk 10 months ago
The real ones aren’t the ones you think you want
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
If in your world “sending a video of pooping” is not synonymous with “hurting someones feelings”, then I am not even sure what to say.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It sure is a fucking insane thing to do