If in your world “sending a video of pooping” is not synonymous with “hurting someones feelings”, then I am not even sure what to say.
Literal interpretation
Submitted 16 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
It sure is a fucking insane thing to do
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Two literal shitposters - and they found each other
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
She was thinking omg he has the same kink as I do.
rbamgnxl5@lemm.ee 3 hours ago
Kinky girl with a heart of gold and panties of brown.
Homeboy found the keeper of all keepers, if she’ll share poopix, she’ll probably do all sorts of stuff, she’s just waiting for her moment to shine!
papalonian@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Tell her “sorry, I’m only into girls, and girls don’t poop” then block her
Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
And that’s how I met your mother.
DandomRude@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
And suddenly he is feeling it again…
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I mean I guess if you do something that fucked up and get the same response you probably found your actual soulmate
BearGun@ttrpg.network 11 hours ago
or someone who is trying very hard
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
She’s a keeper
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I mean, shit in a bag does feel like play-doh sometimes.
Source: have a dog
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 13 hours ago
Warm play-doh unfortunately
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Analogies are cursed. They can paint so vivid a picture you wish you were illiterate.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
“All those moments will be lost in time, like poo on the side of a toilet.”
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
It depends on the shit. It comes in a wide variety of consistencies, even on the same day.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I’m literally shitting right now y’all.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
D_C@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
Vids or it didn’t happen.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
You trying to see me paint the bowl? I’d just take my word for it if I was you.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Cool, but please don’t send the video.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I wouldn’t check your DMs then.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
How would you rate your shit?
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Bog standard sit down and let 'er rip.
Lauchmelder@feddit.org 8 hours ago
agreed
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
what’s a girl gotta do besides being dead nice
GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 3 hours ago
For some straight guys and gay ladies a girl could be mean to them and that’d increase how much they want them.
That’s a fairly small subset though.
alekwithak@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
There are two rules and they’re the same for both genders, and neither one is ‘be nice.’
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
ok then
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 7 hours ago
Every night in my DMs.
I see poo, I feel poo.
That is how I know you, go poop.
Far across the distance.
And spaces between us.
You have come to show you, go poop.
Near, fart, wherever you are.
I believe that the shart does go on.
Once more you open the back door.
And you’re here in my heart and my heart will go poo and poo.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
ITT: I’ve found home. Y’all are my peeps.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Ten minutes is the real question mark for me. Was it just kismet that she had one in the holster like that?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
That’s my secret, Cap. I’ve always got to poo
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Probably-crones-disease homies, represent
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Just eat something your stomach has an intolerance to and you can probably work it out pretty quickly
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I would eat anything for love
But I won’t eat that
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 14 hours ago
Sometimes, dreams do come true
And009@lemmynsfw.com 15 hours ago
Marriage material right there
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Need to get double toilets in the bathroom
Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 hours ago
If one of you spreads extra wide, you can just go for a double decker.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
sirico@feddit.uk 5 hours ago
The real ones aren’t the ones you think you want
badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I heard this one. They eloped within the week
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Probably
Natanael@infosec.pub 6 hours ago
Do they shit that loudly
drascus@sh.itjust.works 52 minutes ago
I thought this was going to be a 5 years later we are married and she thinks I like poop story