Randomgal

@Randomgal@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks out a girl⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad advice. Approaching a woman along lowers your chances dramatically. If so meme wants to date you, they will say yes with their friends around.

  You’re thinking high school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmm... tastes like chimkin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  NGL if a turtle eats you, that sounds like a skill issue on your part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So now that it's that time of year again in the US, what are some tips and tricks for dealing with that one relative who goes on about the same bullshit for hours and won't shut the fuck up?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds alike a different problem other than politics ngl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So now that it's that time of year again in the US, what are some tips and tricks for dealing with that one relative who goes on about the same bullshit for hours and won't shut the fuck up?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “can we talk about something else? How’s your pet doing btw?”

  Some of you lack very basic communication skills.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You shower fucking properly so that it doesn’t matter wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the man really. O think it would work for some but be a deal breaker for others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  NGL sounds like they needed to drink more water beforehand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How has there not yet been a leak of the Epstein files? Surely there is someone with access to them that could have been subject to worldwide pressure to let something out.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean the consequences that all his rapist friends faced? Oh… Wait.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony’s Concord Is Playable Again Thanks To Fan-Made Custom Servers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But I was told by pirate software that this was impossible and would devastated the gaming industry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets his life in order⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what extreme responsibility avoidance looks like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon checks up on a childhood friend⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro thinks Facebook is real life. Lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hurr hurr hurr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All other bits are now DLC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is statistics my guy. It doesn’t mean they are read people. It means they need help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motion sensors in high-performance mice can be used as a microphone to spy on users, thanks to AI — Mic-E-Mouse technique harnesses mouse sensors, converts acoustic vibrations into speech⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For a moment I imagined some Chad mouse with super sensing

  They mean computer mouse…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BlueSky has drama so the Fedi-Marketers are waking from their slumber⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Weird ass name too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a lot of effort for “mockery”. People generally don’t spend time making art for things they don’t care about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you remember a time when societies were so polarized and shifted so much to the right like today? How long did it last?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It ended with guillotines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the real diagnosis. If you want fake diagnosis and hallucinations just ask Chatgpt, at least then you can imagine you sue a company.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine being such a fanatic that you behave like the fanatics you criticize.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do companies always need to grow?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They can. But that would make you ‘lose’ capitalism.

  Why settle for one yatch, when you could have several mega yatchs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THEY'RE EVOLVING⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Metal bees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shortly After Xbox Game Pass Prices Spiked, the Page to Cancel Game Pass Subscriptions Was Overwhelmed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then they cut staff anyways, because why leave free money on the table?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not rule⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I fucking do. Now what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How could I order a package without my parents finding it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, CFLs work but you should go with LEDs if you have the money. They are superior and safer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How could I order a package without my parents finding it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just hope it’s legal where you are. Weed grows are incredibly easy to spot and smell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How could I order a package without my parents finding it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It is possible but the stank will fill the whole house and they will notice the spike on the electric bill. Hiding the package is the easy part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Block Blasters: Theft of $32k in crypto from a stage 4 cancer patient due to valve’s incompetence in allowing malware on their platform⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget to brush your teeth. Corporate ass and boots are pretty dirty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Block Blasters: Theft of $32k in crypto from a stage 4 cancer patient due to valve’s incompetence in allowing malware on their platform⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. I hope you never go through something like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That website is called ChatGPT lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did easy access to Porn while growing up impacted Gen-Z ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. A child acting sexually is a red flag, kind a weird that a health professional didn’t pick it up and just assumed a whole generation …

  Wait, was the story fake? Kmao