elvith
@elvith@feddit.org
- Comment on Are standing seats on airliners actually going to be a thing? 3 days ago:
Depends. Is forcing airlines to have real seats considered woke and DEI? ^/s^
- Comment on Can you scare a flamingo? 1 week ago:
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Figaro
- Comment on Wet your hands with clean, running water, turn off the tap, spread cheeks, and apply soap. 1 week ago:
Use bidet to wash hands, got it!
- Comment on Got any grapes? 1 week ago:
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- Comment on WARNING! 1 week ago:
Hey, uhmmm… So, it’s been a while since you posted. Where do you live and - if it’s not under the doormat - where’s the key so I can nuke your hard drive?
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 2 weeks ago:
I bet they patented (or trademarked or…) that look.
- Comment on this post is just 42kib 2 weeks ago:
What about 256 byte executables? That’s a 16th of 4KB!
- Comment on Very gently, I’m sure 2 weeks ago:
This is my temporary potato holder. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My temporary potato holder is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my temporary potato holder is useless. Without my temporary potato holder, I am useless. I must fire my temporary potato holder true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will … My temporary potato holder and I know that what counts in war is not the potatoes we launch, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit … My temporary potato holder is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my temporary potato holder clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will … Before God, I swear this creed. My temporary potato holder and I are the defenders of my yard. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace!
- Comment on Want happier employees? Start with a 32-hour workweek – and 4 weeks vacation. 3 weeks ago:
that’s a bit unrealistic. The expected answer is “will this make line go up?”
- Comment on Pictures of Animals Getting CT Scans Against their Will: A Thread 3 weeks ago:
My favorite is definitely that poor hedgehog, LOL
- Comment on Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4 3 weeks ago:
No, that’s German for “the comment”
- Comment on He has risen 5 weeks ago:
Last time I did this, I put the inserted elements into new layers and put some filters to generate some noise on these new layers (w/o applying it to the original picture) until it looked somewhat convincing. You might want to experiment with several methods to generate noise and their parameters (or even combine several of them). Also it can be handy to apply these effects to new effect layers on top of the layer(s) you want to adjust and then play around how you mix them.
- Comment on Google is excited about money! 5 weeks ago:
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- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Congrats! You’re one of today’s (un)lucky 10000!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
IIRC the full reveal - and also why the game is titled Horizon Zero Dawn - is quite late. But I think the general theme, that those robots run on biomass is mentioned quite early, although not quite in the sense as it is portrayed in the reveal.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
In general yes, but… that game is now 8 years old, has a successor AND a remaster. So… I don’t really think this is a spoiler anymore at this point.
- Comment on Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film 1 month ago:
A toast!
- Comment on GOG seems to be considering paid membership option 1 month ago:
I also got this survey and I had the same feeling. It felt more like a patron for their game preservation program with possible features like a members-only-community, interviews or documentation about the preserved games, their publishers/studios and the efforts to keep them running or some kind of loyalty rewards/discount coupons. Maybe even ‘special builds’ like ‘experience the OG version 1.0 of $game’.
There was one option, that I interpreted like ‘maybe we will put future compatibility updates after purchase (e.g. supporting Windows 12 or whatever) behind the membership’ - but that’s purely my interpretation of a single bullet point style line in that whole several page long survey
- Comment on Fascinating and efficient new lamp design 1 month ago:
Don’t worry, it’ll cum to your mind
- Comment on Now that is something that you didn't know 1 month ago:
May I press it?
FTFY
- Comment on Anon is lacking something metaphysical 1 month ago:
I can
seeread posts of dead people! - Comment on Yeah i drive morse shift 1 month ago:
Yeah, I drive Horse shift
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- Comment on "You should probably just throw it away" 2 months ago:
The problem is more the CPU than the motherboard. But upgrading the CPU might also mean upgrading the motherboard and maybe RAM.
- Comment on Lets make some change. 2 months ago:
When they want us to call it Gulf of America, why can’t we just also name it Flu of America?
- Comment on I would do this for just 1.99 3 months ago:
I own a small USB stick that acts as a camera. But in reality it’s just a HDMI input on the other end. Now beat that with software
- Comment on Oh no, anyways 3 months ago:
The king is dead, long live the king!
- Comment on Emma 3 months ago:
Plausible deniability
- Comment on Developers: "Yes, the users love cluttered homes, just put everything there and ignore guidelines" 3 months ago:
I’d be rich if I had a penny for every time a savegame or config file is stored somewhere totally whack.
Fun thing of you enable protected folders on windows: No app can get write access your Documents folder (or Images or Videos or…) unless you put them explicitly on the whitelist. That means you get to experience all the programs that are crashing or hanging or… just because they’re simply assuming that that’s the best place to dump data and because these folders always exist, you don’t need proper error handling in case you cannot access them…
- Comment on Brother HL-2280DW, what are you doing? 3 months ago:
Instructions unclear, D stuck in printer