elvith
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- Comment on Always nice to have a guest room 12 hours ago:
Unless you’re in Cyberpunk 2077 - then you’ll only get fans complaining that you used the wrong type of manhole covers in your game…
- Comment on Protip: 2 days ago:
Can’t blame you. My wife left with the kids, I stayed at home to do some work. About 5 mins later, I get a call from her, that she forgot something at home. I told her to turn around and I’d await her at the curb in front of our house with $thing. As it was summer, I just went out barefoot, walked to the street, gave it to her and went back in the house again. Only after walking around a bit in the house I noticed bloody footprints on the floor. I managed to somehow step into something outside and not feel it. I wasn’t even drunk…
- Comment on CEOs Are Creating AI Copies of Themselves That Are Spouting Braindead Hallucinations to Their Confused Underlings 4 days ago:
“It’s common for people across the company to have questions for the CEO, but he doesn’t have time to answer them all,” Jean Yves Couput, senior advisor to footwear company Salomon CEO Guillaume Meyzenq, told The Information.
- Comment on Take a shot of vitamin M and keep fighting, Soldier! 1 week ago:
I love the mechanic that pixel dungeon (rogue like) uses for water. You can store up to 20 units in your waterskin and consume the water anytime for healing. If your waterskin is full, you just consume the water for healing when picking it up
- Comment on Hell 1 week ago:
Me, sending a ticket to another team: “Man, I hope we can get this solved in the ticketing system”
Me, getting a ticket from another team: instantly calls them
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 1 week ago:
Images you can hear
- Comment on Om nom 2 weeks ago:
Nah, I just finished playing Ocarina of Time a few days… wee… ye… decades ago. Fuck…
- Comment on Stranger Things 5 | Official Teaser | Volume 1: November 26 , Volume 2: December 25, Finale: December 31 2 weeks ago:
Same. I don’t really get why.
I’m fine with the release of a single episode every week like if it were running on TV. I love when all episodes are out on the release day, as I could binge watch them.
From Netflix’ POV it’s probably that they’re trying to maximize customer retention? If everything is out on day one, I could subscribe for a single month and then cancel the subscription. But I don’t really see a difference to releasing the episodes regularly besides, that I may now binge watch at three different dates instead of 1-3 days after release?
- Comment on FFFFFUUUUUUUU 2 weeks ago:
Anything can be, if you’re
bravecreative enough - Comment on Are standing seats on airliners actually going to be a thing? 3 weeks ago:
Depends. Is forcing airlines to have real seats considered woke and DEI? ^/s^
- Comment on Can you scare a flamingo? 3 weeks ago:
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Figaro
- Comment on Wet your hands with clean, running water, turn off the tap, spread cheeks, and apply soap. 4 weeks ago:
Use bidet to wash hands, got it!
- Comment on Got any grapes? 4 weeks ago:
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- Comment on WARNING! 4 weeks ago:
Hey, uhmmm… So, it’s been a while since you posted. Where do you live and - if it’s not under the doormat - where’s the key so I can nuke your hard drive?
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 5 weeks ago:
I bet they patented (or trademarked or…) that look.
- Comment on this post is just 42kib 5 weeks ago:
What about 256 byte executables? That’s a 16th of 4KB!
- Comment on Very gently, I’m sure 5 weeks ago:
This is my temporary potato holder. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My temporary potato holder is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my temporary potato holder is useless. Without my temporary potato holder, I am useless. I must fire my temporary potato holder true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will … My temporary potato holder and I know that what counts in war is not the potatoes we launch, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit … My temporary potato holder is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my temporary potato holder clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will … Before God, I swear this creed. My temporary potato holder and I are the defenders of my yard. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace!
- Comment on Want happier employees? Start with a 32-hour workweek – and 4 weeks vacation. 1 month ago:
that’s a bit unrealistic. The expected answer is “will this make line go up?”
- Comment on Pictures of Animals Getting CT Scans Against their Will: A Thread 1 month ago:
My favorite is definitely that poor hedgehog, LOL
- Comment on Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4 1 month ago:
No, that’s German for “the comment”
- Comment on He has risen 1 month ago:
Last time I did this, I put the inserted elements into new layers and put some filters to generate some noise on these new layers (w/o applying it to the original picture) until it looked somewhat convincing. You might want to experiment with several methods to generate noise and their parameters (or even combine several of them). Also it can be handy to apply these effects to new effect layers on top of the layer(s) you want to adjust and then play around how you mix them.
- Comment on Google is excited about money! 1 month ago:
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- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Congrats! You’re one of today’s (un)lucky 10000!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
IIRC the full reveal - and also why the game is titled Horizon Zero Dawn - is quite late. But I think the general theme, that those robots run on biomass is mentioned quite early, although not quite in the sense as it is portrayed in the reveal.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
In general yes, but… that game is now 8 years old, has a successor AND a remaster. So… I don’t really think this is a spoiler anymore at this point.
- Comment on Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film 2 months ago:
A toast!
- Comment on GOG seems to be considering paid membership option 2 months ago:
I also got this survey and I had the same feeling. It felt more like a patron for their game preservation program with possible features like a members-only-community, interviews or documentation about the preserved games, their publishers/studios and the efforts to keep them running or some kind of loyalty rewards/discount coupons. Maybe even ‘special builds’ like ‘experience the OG version 1.0 of $game’.
There was one option, that I interpreted like ‘maybe we will put future compatibility updates after purchase (e.g. supporting Windows 12 or whatever) behind the membership’ - but that’s purely my interpretation of a single bullet point style line in that whole several page long survey
- Comment on Fascinating and efficient new lamp design 2 months ago:
Don’t worry, it’ll cum to your mind
- Comment on Now that is something that you didn't know 2 months ago:
May I press it?
FTFY
