Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice

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• Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One day blinding stew.

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    stew that blinds for one day

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    • Pyro@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      feed her a stew that blinds her for 1 day

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• Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reads like an incel revenge fantasy tbh.

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  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Like the implication that having an active sex life and bullying someone to death are basically the same category of thing

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    • _Nico198X_@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Popular Crowd” hobbies

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wdym? It’s totally normal to refer to your daughter’s clothes as slutty

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My parents did that with my sisters.

      Shockingly I’m not on speaking terms with them.

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  • 5redie8@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    anon dreamt this up while masturbating

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  • k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    On 4chan?! No, that couldn’t be!

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  • Avicenna@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it does indeed scream incel

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    • 0x0@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Was it the green text that gave it away?

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it’s all above board.

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  • TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shouldn’t it be when THEY’RE 18?

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    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When you turn 18 you’re normally 18.

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      In the UK you can probably do it when she is 18, you can fuck the boys when they are 16 but you need to wait for her to be 18 to send her porn videos.

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• lka1988@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake: anon has kids

  Gay: anon had sex with a woman

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Suicide is gay

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    • Artaca@lemdro.id ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Suicide is badass. -Frank Reynolds

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    • EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Always remember, son: Dying is gay!”

      ~ Soldier TF2

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It brings on many changes

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    • fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.

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  • steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anon searches daughter’s phone for dick pics

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• irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I that that the stew that causes blindness for a day is what’s needed here.

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• Atlas_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One day blinding stew might do the trick

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  First greentext I’ve clocked as fake in a long time

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  • Sharkticon@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s kind of concerning for you.

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah. Breath strips help.

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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They are all fake.

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• Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Didn’t happen.

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  • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I guess they bullied a fat kid into writing this on 4chan

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• Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ‘Have I failed as a father?’ well, your asking 4chan, OP, so yes.

  Buuuut, we all know you aren’t even a father at all and this is fake as fuck, don’t we?

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• atro_city@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Straight to jail

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• nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  send her to fat camp

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