Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice

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• Atlas_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  One day blinding stew might do the trick

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• Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One day blinding stew.

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    stew that blinds for one day

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    • Pyro@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      feed her a stew that blinds her for 1 day

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• irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I that that the stew that causes blindness for a day is what’s needed here.

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• Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reads like an incel revenge fantasy tbh.

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  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Like the implication that having an active sex life and bullying someone to death are basically the same category of thing

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    • _Nico198X_@europe.pub ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Popular Crowd” hobbies

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  • 5redie8@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    anon dreamt this up while masturbating

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wdym? It’s totally normal to refer to your daughter’s clothes as slutty

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  • Avicenna@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it does indeed scream incel

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    • 0x0@infosec.pub ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Was it the green text that gave it away?

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it’s all above board.

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  • TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shouldn’t it be when THEY’RE 18?

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    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When you turn 18 you’re normally 18.

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• lka1988@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fake: anon has kids

  Gay: anon had sex with a woman

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  • steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Anon searches daughter’s phone for dick pics

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Suicide is gay

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    • Artaca@lemdro.id ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Suicide is badass. -Frank Reynolds

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It brings on many changes

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    • fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  First greentext I’ve clocked as fake in a long time

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  • Sharkticon@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s kind of concerning for you.

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Yeah. Breath strips help.

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• nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  send her to fat camp

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• Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Didn’t happen.

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  • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I guess they bullied a fat kid into writing this on 4chan

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• atro_city@fedia.io ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Straight to jail

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