lka1988
@lka1988@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice 3 days ago:
Fake: anon has kids
Gay: anon had sex with a woman
- Comment on Anon tries to understand credit scores 4 days ago:
I bet they’d stop doing it if they got literally ripped into pieces by horses. Or a horse’s solar-powered motorized equivalent.
Idk man, Luigi happened and look what that did to insurance overall (spoiler: nothing). Yes I know that’s insurance and not banking, but the idea is the same.
- Comment on The Library of Useless 1 week ago:
OP: “Hey, check out my website idea! It’s still a work in progress, but let me know what you think!”
You: “If it’s not 100% perfect with verifiable sources for every single fact ever then you suck and should feel bad until I’m happy”
- Comment on Anon's job has perks 1 week ago:
You expect effort in a greentext post?
I come here to laugh at the idiots on 4chan, not think.
- Comment on Anon reality checks your fantasy 1 week ago:
This is 4chan, women’s feelings were never part of the equation.
- Comment on Anon remembers the GameCube 2 weeks ago:
Note - That’s why I said “average console modder”, not “average person” 😅 The two are not the same.
- Comment on Anon remembers the GameCube 2 weeks ago:
I see what you’re going for, but for the average console modder, it’s far easier to just trim the “wrong” motherboard than transplant the relevant chips onto a custom substrate.
- Comment on Anon remembers the GameCube 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, the original Wii revision with the ports for GC controllers and memory cards had legit GameCube hardware right on the motherboard.
In fact, a lot of Gamecube builds utilize that exact Wii motherboard, just heavily cut down. It’s pretty cool.
- Comment on Anon finds a bot 5 weeks ago:
Oh god, I had forgotten about that…
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 2 months ago:
Crack pipe.
- Comment on Anon is a comedian 2 months ago:
Boomers failed to see that Dangerfield was poking fun at them.
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 2 months ago:
…
Apparently my reading comprehension is hard 😑
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 2 months ago:
Oof. I feel for her. That fight/flight/freeze response can be really hard to override, especially given her background.
I taught myself how to drive in the snow pretty soon after I got my license, in a 1991 FJ80 Land Cruiser with zero electronic aids. I figured out how to drift that pig through the whole church parking lot 😂, but being able to do that on my own was hugely beneficial to where I could make my FWD cars perform better in the snow than most drivers here with 4WD.
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 2 months ago:
That sounds wonderful. With the amount of total morons on the road today, this needs to be implemented in every US state.
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 2 months ago:
You would be shocked.
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 2 months ago:
The same results can be achieved at 5 MPH. A car moving at that speed still carries a shitton of momentum.
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 2 months ago:
I’ve trained all of my kids to wear seatbelts no matter what. I’ve shown them what happens to unsecured items, and videos of what happens in a wreck (not overly graphic, but enough to get it through their heads).
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 2 months ago:
At least they are mostly just endangering themselves,
Until they have a passenger. Then they become flying projectiles.
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 2 months ago:
That’s actually how they are sold to get around the “bypass” function. Like how single roses in gas stations are sold in conveniently shaped glass containers. Or vape batteries being sold as “soldering irons” with a shitty soldering tip that doesn’t even work.
Point: it’s not a bottle opener. It’s a seatbelt bypass with plausible deniability.
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 2 months ago:
Man, you can do that at 5 MPH and get a similar reaction. A few thousand pounds of car moving at 5MPH carries way more momentum than people realize.
- Comment on Anon is in boadcasting 3 months ago:
“A Little Bit Off” by FFDP on repeat
Gross.
- Comment on He took it literally 3 months ago:
My first thought would be to just act stupid in that specific situation and straight up lie out of my ass:
“But that tool is sharp, right?”
“Nope”
“If someone attacked you, would you stab them with it?”
“Lol no”
Of course, this also has a high likelihood of backfiring
- Comment on Anon wants to be Truman 4 months ago:
It’s not the greentext - its the entire mindset of “woman for sex and housework only” that offends me.
Drunk me apparently decided to say something about it last night.
- Comment on Anon wants to be Truman 4 months ago:
Don’t worry - sober me will have a chat with drunk me later about greentexts.
- Comment on Anon wants to be Truman 4 months ago:
Of course.
Something to know though - I was very much not sober when I wrote that comment 😅
- Comment on Anon wants to be Truman 4 months ago:
True. It’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie.
- Comment on Anon wants to be Truman 4 months ago:
“>If [wife] leaves him he gets an instant hotter replacement”
As someone happily married, I am rather offended at how incredibly shallow this statement is. My wife is beautiful, inside and out, and someone assuming I would immediately get over it if someone “hotter” replaced her instantly is a horrible statement.
And you just know that there are people IRL who think like this.
- Comment on Anon learns a new spell 4 months ago:
“I cast gun, prepare to meet god”
- Comment on Anon is dehydrated 4 months ago:
I wear glasses, so I also paid to read it more clearly. Arguably a fraction of what you paid, but the principle remains.
- Comment on Anon is dehydrated 4 months ago:
You made a conscious choice to post this comment.
What a terrible day to have eyes.