TriPolarBearz
@TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world
- Comment on I mean I would totally give it a try 1 week ago:
Yes! Now go to my website to buy supplements that will make you bigger and last longer before your first conjugal visit. Oh, and they’ll give you six pack abs.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Fashion 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Comment on I'm seriously proud of this 1 month ago:
Hey, would you like half a Tina?
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- Comment on Rate it 1 month ago:
GPU - Gato purring unit
- Comment on Japan appears to be confused about Christmas 1 month ago:
You 🎄say 🎄Merry🎄 Christmas🎄not🎄Happy🎄Holidays🎄Jesus🎄didn’t🎄die🎄for🎄 us🎄 so 🎄you 🎄can🎄disrespect🎄Santa🎄Clause!🎄
- Comment on About to turn the car to a flying car 2 months ago:
Fly straight to heaven
- Comment on The season of giving 2 months ago:
Ah, the proverbial last meal
- Comment on That’s wild. Which Wendy’s though? 3 months ago:
Options options
- Comment on Max Planck 3 months ago:
Why are Max’s abs sore?
Because Planck’s constant.
- Comment on GRIZZLODILE 4 months ago:
Yes, first you pet them on the outside, then you pet them on the inside.
- Comment on Thanks, Logan. 4 months ago:
There’s also OXYGEN in the water, the stuff that causes METAL to RUST and they want you to DRINK IT?!?
- Comment on Thanks, Logan. 4 months ago:
Oompa loompa doopa dee dit
He wants to swallow some of our spit
Oompa loompa doopa dee dah
Aim at his mouth and go hawk tuah
- Comment on Anon enjoys time with his father 4 months ago:
Son, I didn’t get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let’s make up for lost time.
- Comment on I hate people like this 5 months ago:
Sure, just let me buy this one thing first.
- Comment on Anon is eggboy 5 months ago:
This why he is just egg boy. One day, he will transcend.
- Comment on Hugh Jackman as The Wolverine 2000 vs 2024 6 months ago:
flexibility and reach was an issue.
REACHER
- Comment on Muppets 6 months ago:
👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️
•__• - Comment on Anon orders pizza 6 months ago:
- Comment on Olympic casual GigaChad 6 months ago:
Omae wa mou shindeiru
- Comment on Anon is true romantic 6 months ago:
Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn’t clarify himself.
- Comment on Benny 😍😍😍 7 months ago:
Notopbutok
- Comment on *among us theme plays sussily* 7 months ago:
Then it would be a multilingual computer
- Comment on *among us theme plays sussily* 7 months ago:
I mean, English is a computer’s second language. It’s first language is zeros and ones.
- Comment on Long Cow is coming 8 months ago:
I see you are quite moo’ved by this comment.
- Comment on He's not going to go easy on you either 8 months ago:
- Comment on 2 Many Butts 8 months ago:
I like worm butts and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can’t deny.
When a worm comes in with them Itty bitty waists
And many things in your face, you get sprung.
- Comment on Seedless Catholics Against Watermelons? 9 months ago:
Cumming soon, to a theater near you!
- Comment on R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain 9 months ago:
It’s called neurocysticercosis. Here’s some info from the CDC.
- Comment on I'm confused 9 months ago:
RIP Trevor Moore
- Comment on Carl? 9 months ago:
