I’m at a fucking :.|:; for words
Anon enjoys time with his father
Submitted 1 day ago by Chill_Dan@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 21 hours ago
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 14 hours ago
Words like last names?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 day ago
I can’t be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line “found a sugar daddy,” right?
nutsack@lemmy.world 1 day ago
🇮 🇸🇪🇪N 🇾🇴🇺 🇨🇴🇲🇮🇳🇬 🇫🇷🇴🇲 🇦 🇲🇮🇱🇪 🇦🇼🇦🇾, 🇸🇹🇪🇻🇪🇳
bobthened@feddit.uk 14 hours ago
Anon doesn’t realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.
shasta@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
I’m this case maybe there was only one
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
On the plus side, there’s very little chance of birth defects!
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
but a little chance of butt defects
Chill_Dan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What do you think OP is?
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
mom kicks me out for being gay find a sugar daddy
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
what if the dad knew?
TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Son, I didn’t get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let’s make up for lost time.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Kinky
festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
or they just spent 2 years together without saying eachothers names, like normal people do
JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Roll Pride
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
not sure if fake, but definetly gay
match@pawb.social 1 day ago
that’s so sad i wish they had more time together
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
It’s like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.
Chill_Dan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And the hammering is in the bed.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
With more tongue.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
And more fake.
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
This is the poor man’s Oedipus Rex.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Could be true, it is gay
festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
but they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother’s names
match@pawb.social 1 day ago
they probably knew each other’s fursona names
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Fake: Anon got a free house, obviously every millennials dream
Gay: Anon fucked their dad
Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Anon discovers Oedipus.
hitmyspot@aussie.zone 1 day ago
No, its gay. Oedicoc
seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
reverse oedipus
TheFerrango@lemmings.world 1 day ago
The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasn’t really his dad. That’s why they never recognised each other
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 day ago
8yo is super young for his dad to realise he’s gay, so all power to him.
swag_money@lemmy.world 1 day ago
probably: fake
definitely: gay
crowbar@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
Very: kinky
Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Hotel: Trivago