Anon enjoys time with his father

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line “found a sugar daddy,” right?

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  • nutsack@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• swag_money@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  probably: fake
  definitely: gay

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  • crowbar@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Very: kinky

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    • Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hotel: Trivago

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• PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  On the plus side, there’s very little chance of birth defects!

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    but a little chance of butt defects

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  • Chill_Dan@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What do you think OP is?

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    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      mom kicks me out for being gay find a sugar daddy

      My reading tells me OP is a dude.

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• morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    what if the dad knew?

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    • TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Son, I didn’t get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let’s make up for lost time.

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    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kinky

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  • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    or they just spent 2 years together without saying eachothers names, like normal people do

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.

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  • Chill_Dan@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And the hammering is in the bed.

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    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      With more tongue.

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And more fake.

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• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m at a fucking :.|:; for words

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  • Vivendi@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy shit how

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    • MrShankles@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Like this :.|:;

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Words like last names?

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Could be true, it is gay

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  • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    but they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother’s names

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      they probably knew each other’s fursona names

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fake: Anon got a free house, obviously every millennials dream

    Gay: Anon fucked their dad

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• Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the poor man’s Oedipus Rex.

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  not sure if fake, but definetly gay

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• match@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  that’s so sad i wish they had more time together

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• Bumblefumble@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon discovers Oedipus.

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  • hitmyspot@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, its gay. Oedicoc

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  • seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    reverse oedipus

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• bobthened@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon doesn’t realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.

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  • shasta@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m this case maybe there was only one

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    • bobthened@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I doubt it.

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• TheFerrango@lemmings.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasn’t really his dad. That’s why they never recognised each other

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  8yo is super young for his dad to realise he’s gay, so all power to him.

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• JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Roll Pride

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• Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Old boy vibes

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