The one in the middle is Belle Delphine. Unfortunately, it may not be real.
I mean I would totally give it a try
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hOrni@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Memes that lie?! On the internet?! Someone call the Internet police
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
This meme may not be real, but this is 100% a thing.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
How might one participate? Asking for myself.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It depends on what she’s been up to lately.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 week ago
I could absolutely see her being in prison for securities fraud.
Honestly, she probably should market a #SimpCoin, it’s just free money for her.
asqapro@reddthat.com 1 week ago
Context: knowyourmeme.com/memes/…/belle-delphines-arrest (Article explains that the mugshot is likely faked)
CameronDev@programming.dev 1 week ago
I can fix them
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
socsa@piefed.social 1 week ago
Like my mom always used to say - find yourself a woman who is a catfish on the streets and a sturgeon in the sheets.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
burgersc12@mander.xyz 1 week ago
Fix it Felix?
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Is this real? Asking for myself.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 week ago
There really are prison pen pals and dating sites.
This one is not real.
protist@mander.xyz 1 week ago
Yes there are lots of beautiful women in prison wanting to exchange letters with you. Didn’t you know that? And when they ask you to send gift cards, it’s definitely only because they love you
TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yes! Now go to my website to buy supplements that will make you bigger and last longer before your first conjugal visit. Oh, and they’ll give you six pack abs.
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 1 week ago
Many people in prison would love more human connection, some list themselves at writeaprisoner.com
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
Nope
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Prison penpals are definitely a thing. Used to work at one of those private mailbox stores and we had a customer who got one specifically for this. She showed us a few of the letters she received and I must say they were gorgeous. Those guys spent some time behind bars practicing their handwriting.
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 week ago
Guys, first rule is never stick your dick in crazy. Second rule is never do it again.
But I think these women just need a positive, stable, healthy relationship.
exu@feditown.com 1 week ago
Yes, you absolutely can fix her
bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I exclusively stick my dick in crazy giving me an exciting sex and relationship life.
sumguyonline@lemmy.world 1 week ago
As a person that once dated a person that had an actual psychotic break, beat me up cuz I wouldn’t fight back, tried to beat the police up, and pretty much ruined my happy days for awhile… I would need to know the inmates criminal history, and their mental history, I mean I could date a federal inmate if they were in for embezzlement, or theft of 10k or more if it was from a non corporate entity, but “I tried to kill my husband with a knife”. Naw I’m good.
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Love After Lockup is full of extremely healthy relationships.
Yes, yes, I know, and in fact one does lost interest after a while. Still, some reality trash can be interesting in the first season or two when they’re gathering the initial crop of free-range crazy instead of raising their own herd. Frankly, I’m surprised we haven’t seen a proper “SovCit” reality franchise.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
*These photos were curated from 20,000 inmate photos
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
George Constanza was truly ahead of his time
schizolol9@lemy.lol 1 week ago
Still would!
DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
There’s a large difference between these two sentences:
“Say goodbye to Tinder boys”
“Say goodbye to Tinder, boys”
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
A large difference, but they also somehow end up in the same place at the end.
dingus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“Let’s eat, Grandma!”
“Let’s eat Grandma!”
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
“I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse”
“I helped my uncle jack off a horse”
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
He’d do the same for me