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Long Cow is coming

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Exusia@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Long bovid

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    • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How dare you

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      • TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I see you are quite moo’ved by this comment.

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      • KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How dairy you

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  • MudMan@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In fairness, my brain is reporting the exact same thing, so... it's a tie?

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, you just failed the Turing test

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    • nexussapphire@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s the same color way.

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  • Ultraviolet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The danger isn’t that it’s smart, the danger is that it’s stupid.

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    • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s an idea about “autistic ai” or something where you give ai an objective like “get a person from point a to b as fast as you can” and the ai goes so fast the g force kills the person but the ai thinks it was a success because you never told it to keep the person alive.

      Though I suppose that’s more human error. Something we take as a given but a machine will not.

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      • Cognitive_Dissident@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Here’s the thing: what they keep calling ‘AI’ isn’t really ‘artificial intelligence’ at all. It’s just language processing on a large scale. This type of software has no actual cognitive capability; it can’t ‘think’, it has no capacity to ‘think’ at all, but they’ve written it so it gives the appearance of ‘thinking’; it’s a trick, it’s fake.

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      • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s called the AI alignment problem, it’s fascinating, if you want to dig deeper in the subject I highly recommend ‘Robert miles AI safety’ channel on YouTube

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      • nevemsenki@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Computers do what people tell them to do, not what people want.

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      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I read about a military AI that would put its objectives before anything else (like casualties) and do things like select nuclear strikes for all missions that involved destruction of targets. So they adjusted it to allow a human operator to veto strategies, in the simulation this was done via a communications tower. The AI apparently figured out that it could pick the strategy it wanted without veto if it just destroyed the communications tower before it made that selection.

        Though take it with a grain of salt because the military denied the story was accurate. Which could mean it wasn’t true or it could mean they didn’t want the public to believe it was true. Though it does sound a bit too human-like for it to pass my sniff test (an AI wouldn’t really care that its strategies get vetoed), but it’s an amusing anecdote.

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      • Chakravanti@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        ai thinks

        AI’s are Mathematic’s calculations. If you ordered that execution, are you responsible for the death? It happened because you didn’t write instructions well enough; test check against that which doesn’t throw life on the scale; or maybe that’s just the cheeky excuse to be used when people start dying before enough haven’t done so that no one is left A.S. may do it, if your lucky. Doesn’t matter. It’ll just bump over from any of its thousand T-ultiverses.

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    • Cognitive_Dissident@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The danger isn’t that it’s smart, the danger is that humans are stupid. FTFY

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or more precise: The danger is that people think it’s smart

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  • ooterness@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can anyone prove it’s NOT an extra-long cow?

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not based solely on the evidence presented, no.

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  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    "we'll never have to worry about those 'cars', that model-t can barely hit 20mph! "

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    • KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They will be flying and self driving by the year 2000.

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  • MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You forgot a maxlength_cow clause after AI was done. Not AI’s fault.

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  • kikutwo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean where else do you think hot dogs come from?

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    • Chakravanti@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Anyone’s tiny fucking wiener.

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  • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So, does it have a long body or a long neck?

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    • dvlsg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s like a centipede. Centicow.

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      • Cognitive_Dissident@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Cowipede.

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    • bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes

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    • notabot@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was doing fine, seeing two cows, right up until I read your comment, and now I see it as some sort of weird giraffe like creature with short legs and a surprising ability to balance even with its neck stretched out that far.

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    • notabot@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was doing fine, seeing two cows, right up until I read your comment, and now I see it as some sort of weird giraffe like creature with short legs and a surprising ability to balance even with its neck stretched out that far.

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      • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Two cows and two comments or one cow and one comment. Does the content of the comment being the same make it the same comment or does their different storage location and display make them two comments? The digital ship of theseus.

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  • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    MooooooooooooooooooOOOOh

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  • Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Long cow is coming. Look busy.

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  • Cognitive_Dissident@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Long cow is loooooooooong.

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  • MeanEYE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Actually AI wouldn’t even recognize either of those as a cow let alone one long, unless it was specifically trained to look for cow’s head or ass.

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  • minstrel@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    cyriak data was used to train it

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    • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Damn that’s a name I haven’t heard in a minute. Good times.

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    • Binette@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There might be 2 cows behind, but there might be also 1000 amalgamated cows

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  • merari42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Long cow is long

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes all technologies that start imperfect stay shitty forever

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is just an illusion created by Microsoft and Disney.

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      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What is an illusion?

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  • AshMan85@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It is because AI is dumb and putting way too much trust in it that it will kill us.

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    AI created by you vs by corps

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  • FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    anyone else think that square stone looks like a Minecraft villager’s face?

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    octoped

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  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    AI no dis troy. Troy is tha man

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