In fairness, my brain is reporting the exact same thing, so... it's a tie?
Long Cow is coming
Submitted 10 months ago by Exusia@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MudMan@fedia.io 10 months ago
lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
No, you just failed the Turing test
nexussapphire@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s the same color way.
Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The danger isn’t that it’s smart, the danger is that it’s stupid.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There’s an idea about “autistic ai” or something where you give ai an objective like “get a person from point a to b as fast as you can” and the ai goes so fast the g force kills the person but the ai thinks it was a success because you never told it to keep the person alive.
Though I suppose that’s more human error. Something we take as a given but a machine will not.
Cognitive_Dissident@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Here’s the thing: what they keep calling ‘AI’ isn’t really ‘artificial intelligence’ at all. It’s just language processing on a large scale. This type of software has no actual cognitive capability; it can’t ‘think’, it has no capacity to ‘think’ at all, but they’ve written it so it gives the appearance of ‘thinking’; it’s a trick, it’s fake.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s called the AI alignment problem, it’s fascinating, if you want to dig deeper in the subject I highly recommend ‘Robert miles AI safety’ channel on YouTube
nevemsenki@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Computers do what people tell them to do, not what people want.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I read about a military AI that would put its objectives before anything else (like casualties) and do things like select nuclear strikes for all missions that involved destruction of targets. So they adjusted it to allow a human operator to veto strategies, in the simulation this was done via a communications tower. The AI apparently figured out that it could pick the strategy it wanted without veto if it just destroyed the communications tower before it made that selection.
Though take it with a grain of salt because the military denied the story was accurate. Which could mean it wasn’t true or it could mean they didn’t want the public to believe it was true. Though it does sound a bit too human-like for it to pass my sniff test (an AI wouldn’t really care that its strategies get vetoed), but it’s an amusing anecdote.
Chakravanti@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
ai thinks
AI’s are Mathematic’s calculations. If you ordered that execution, are you responsible for the death? It happened because you didn’t write instructions well enough; test check against that which doesn’t throw life on the scale; or maybe that’s just the cheeky excuse to be used when people start dying before enough haven’t done so that no one is left A.S. may do it, if your lucky. Doesn’t matter. It’ll just bump over from any of its thousand T-ultiverses.
Cognitive_Dissident@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The danger isn’t that it’s smart, the danger is that humans are stupid. FTFY
lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Or more precise: The danger is that people think it’s smart
ooterness@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Can anyone prove it’s NOT an extra-long cow?
Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Not based solely on the evidence presented, no.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 10 months ago
"we'll never have to worry about those 'cars', that model-t can barely hit 20mph! "
KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
They will be flying and self driving by the year 2000.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 10 months ago
You forgot a maxlength_cow clause after AI was done. Not AI’s fault.
kikutwo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean where else do you think hot dogs come from?
Chakravanti@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Anyone’s tiny fucking wiener.
Zagorath@aussie.zone 10 months ago
So, does it have a long body or a long neck?
dvlsg@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Maybe it’s like a centipede. Centicow.
Cognitive_Dissident@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Cowipede.
bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Yes
notabot@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I was doing fine, seeing two cows, right up until I read your comment, and now I see it as some sort of weird giraffe like creature with short legs and a surprising ability to balance even with its neck stretched out that far.
notabot@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I was doing fine, seeing two cows, right up until I read your comment, and now I see it as some sort of weird giraffe like creature with short legs and a surprising ability to balance even with its neck stretched out that far.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Two cows and two comments or one cow and one comment. Does the content of the comment being the same make it the same comment or does their different storage location and display make them two comments? The digital ship of theseus.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
MooooooooooooooooooOOOOh
Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Long cow is coming. Look busy.
Cognitive_Dissident@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Long cow is loooooooooong.
MeanEYE@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Actually AI wouldn’t even recognize either of those as a cow let alone one long, unless it was specifically trained to look for cow’s head or ass.
minstrel@lemmy.eco.br 10 months ago
cyriak data was used to train it
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Damn that’s a name I haven’t heard in a minute. Good times.
Binette@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
There might be 2 cows behind, but there might be also 1000 amalgamated cows
merari42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Long cow is long
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes all technologies that start imperfect stay shitty forever
random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is just an illusion created by Microsoft and Disney.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What is an illusion?
AshMan85@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It is because AI is dumb and putting way too much trust in it that it will kill us.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
AI created by you vs by corps
FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 10 months ago
anyone else think that square stone looks like a Minecraft villager’s face?
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 10 months ago
octoped
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 10 months ago
AI no dis troy. Troy is tha man
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 months ago
Long bovid
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
How dare you
TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I see you are quite moo’ved by this comment.
KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
How dairy you