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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not to alarm anyone, but unless you’re doing the 100m in around 11s or less, current large crocodiles are still faster than you. But if you’re fit enough to keep the speed going, you should outlast them over short enough distance.

    And if you can’t do any of that, well you’ll have to run lateral to it and hope your agility out maneouvers them.

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    • Artyom@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mythbusters tested whether it was better to zig zag or run straight away from a gator. Turns out, it doesn’t matter, gators won’t chase you.

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      • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They’ve spent hundreds of millions of years sitting in lakes waiting for food to step in their mouths. They deserve to be called sloths more than actual sloths.

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      • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Did they test it on alligators or really hungry alligators?

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    • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or that you have the adequate weapons on you, the knowledge and physical ability to use them properly.

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      • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        chootem inna hed nah boah!

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    • misterundercoat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Serpentine!

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just so ya know, a regular modern day crocodile can also outrun you on land.

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    • thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, but only because I’m American

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah but I would easily beat him in hurdles.

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      • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This is true.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Don’t even get me started on the pole vault

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  • BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun fact, the reason dragons appear in literally every culture that developed language came from people surviving horrific encounters with enormous crocodiles.

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    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wow, that is fun!

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      • Uruanna@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But is that a fact

        (it’s not)

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A mighty steed!

    You cannot prove that humans didn’t ride these into battle.

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  • Tyfud@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alligators can already outrun a person on land.

    They just choose not to. Because they’re lazy and they don’t like running after their prey.

    I suspect the same was probably true of whatever it was we killed off back then too.

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Flat solid land? Nah, person wins on any distance over a few feet.

      Through brush and marsh? Nobody beats the gator.

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      • Tyfud@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s not true. And another one.

        TL;DR;

        They can run up to 35mph over short (20-30ft) distances. Then they can run at a slightly slower (though faster than most humans) pace for a sustained period of roughly 100 feet (30ish meters for the non-'mericans).

        In every scenario they can and will catch every human on earth except an Olympic sprinter. And even then, it wouldn’t be a comfortable race for them.

        The reason they don’t chase you down and eat you on land, is because they’ve evolved to be ambush predators from water transitions to land. They are lazy. Simple as that. And their food comes to them in most cases. Why would they want to spend all those calories just to maybe get a un-tasty human? They conserve energy so they can perform several ambush attempts for prey, rather than one long chase.

        In the end, their current approach gets them more calories for the efforts, which is why they’ve evolved that way.

        But they can, on paper, absolutely wipe the floor with you in a sprint over solid, flat land. For 100 feet.

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      • pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not a lot of people can run 11mph for any distance, though.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hairy cocodrile? artistic liberty?

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    • lunarul@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Looks like they photoshopped a crocodile onto a bear

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      • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        lol, i wasn’t paying attention clearly

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gee, I wonder why those died out.

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    • LesserAbe@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, who are they calling apex predator, take a look around.

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      • pdxfed@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        More like ape-ex amirite

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    • uservoid1@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They failed at Fetch.

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      • officermike@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can I pet that dawgg???

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    • DwjsrIyx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes but only once

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    • MagicShel@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sure, li’l buddy! He’s coming quick, so I’m just going to run over there to take a picture.

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    • TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, first you pet them on the outside, then you pet them on the inside.

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  • Zip2@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Steve Irwin would still have fed them.

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  • blackwateropeth@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh shit, sadam is that you?

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, just one if his body doubles.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Crocodoggo! 😍

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  • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinkana

    Of course they lived in Australia

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    how is that not a dragon?

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      All those “dragon types” charts you see call this a drake. I don’t really get that because drakes are ducks.

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      • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But according to those charts, ducks are wyverns…

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  • penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I miss r/hybrid animals

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Be the change you want to see.

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      • penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I can barely take care of myself

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  • g_g@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it looks so cute tho

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  • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    invents bazooka

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