Hello? Pizzahut? Yes this is hospital, your patriotic disc muncher is pretty mangled up over here. Please dispense calories
Anon orders pizza
Submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 2 years ago
JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Could God create a story so gay that even he could not fake it?
halvar@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Now tell me… Is the story fake, because it’s gay, or is it gay… Because it’s fake?
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yes.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Neither, they’re perpendicular axes. It’s just that every greentext is on the top right quadrant
blarth@thelemmy.club 2 years ago
Fake and stupidly nationalistic.
DogWater@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ah so “fake and gay” is evolving lol
Donkter@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t understand, their phrase was identical to yours.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
[deleted]Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Nobody is forcing these people to take on the challenges. And clearly they enjoyed them enough to personally write a get well card.
Guess having fun isn’t allowed anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
x00z@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What if I let homeless people dance for money?
Where does one draw the line?
sazey@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You’re feeling slightest bit of pleasure from an altruistic act, REEEEEEE!
supergirl@programming.dev 2 years ago
MISTER BEEEEAAAASSSTTT
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dance monkey dance
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
That seems pretty patronizing…
Jtotheb@lemmy.world 2 years ago
In both senses of the word!
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I believe this green text implicitly, this actually happened, no proof needed.
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I can believe it. Good pizza places will go the extra mile for good tipping regulars.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The local pizza delivery girl friended me on FB. I got excited because I thought she was cute and into me. Then I learned she’s super right-wing and weird (in a bad way.). She became WAY less cute to me after that.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
We also remember the regulars who don’t tip, and we control how long your order takes, if we make a stop at a gas station (or home, or the weedman’s) before or after we drop off, if your soda “got a little shook up” because we “had to slam on the breaks,” and not only that but even less scrupulous drivers have say 10-15min alone with your order. Just a word of warning for those I’ve just described. Might want to tip or vary your stores up…
Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So how much was the hospital bill?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
10 000 pizzas
count_dongulus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A genuinely heartwarming greentext. Probably fake and gay, but heartwarming nonetheless.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
As a gay, it’s definitely gay. There’s secret text that only gays can read. I can’t tell you what it says or the ghost of Anderson Cooper will have me excommunicated from the gay Mafia, but it’s there.
… I fear I’ve said too much already.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The gay agenda is keeping the secrets of 4chan from the normies confirmed.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Are you people able to become ghosts even while you’re alive? How do I learn this power??
match@pawb.social 2 years ago
@dharmacurious i am here to rescind your prostate
cheddar@programming.dev 2 years ago
While reading this text a definitely read some text. How do I know if that was the gay text or just a regular text?
blunderworld@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Maybe if you’re American… Seems like pretty fucking weird behavior to me.
Maalus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Meh, pretty low on scale of weirdness. Pizza employees remember regulars well. Friends of mine are vegetarian and also have some specific exclusions because they don’t like an ingredient. Each time she calls in now, when they hear her voice they immediately ask “vegetarian pizza with xx, without yyy, zzz, medium?” And all she says is “yup”, confirms the address and it’s ordered. Having a “quirky” guy call in with requests like these makes for a cool story you tell your new coworkers, a break in a busy day (“captain america called!”) etc. At the end of the day you’re not forced “to play the game” after all, you can just deliver and not interact.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
it’s so weird to me that people get so much out of living in the country they were born in. I’ve lived in 5 countries, it’s not that different.