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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • count_dongulus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A genuinely heartwarming greentext. Probably fake and gay, but heartwarming nonetheless.

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a gay, it’s definitely gay. There’s secret text that only gays can read. I can’t tell you what it says or the ghost of Anderson Cooper will have me excommunicated from the gay Mafia, but it’s there.

      … I fear I’ve said too much already.

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      • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The gay agenda is keeping the secrets of 4chan from the normies confirmed.

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      • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ghost of Anderson Cooper

        Are you people able to become ghosts even while you’re alive? How do I learn this power??

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      • match@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        @dharmacurious i am here to rescind your prostate

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      • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        While reading this text a definitely read some text. How do I know if that was the gay text or just a regular text?

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    • blunderworld@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe if you’re American… Seems like pretty fucking weird behavior to me.

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      • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Meh, pretty low on scale of weirdness. Pizza employees remember regulars well. Friends of mine are vegetarian and also have some specific exclusions because they don’t like an ingredient. Each time she calls in now, when they hear her voice they immediately ask “vegetarian pizza with xx, without yyy, zzz, medium?” And all she says is “yup”, confirms the address and it’s ordered. Having a “quirky” guy call in with requests like these makes for a cool story you tell your new coworkers, a break in a busy day (“captain america called!”) etc. At the end of the day you’re not forced “to play the game” after all, you can just deliver and not interact.

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        it’s so weird to me that people get so much out of living in the country they were born in. I’ve lived in 5 countries, it’s not that different.

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  • explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hello? Pizzahut? Yes this is hospital, your patriotic disc muncher is pretty mangled up over here. Please dispense calories

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  • JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Could God create a story so gay that even he could not fake it?

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    • halvar@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now tell me… Is the story fake, because it’s gay, or is it gay… Because it’s fake?

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      • Brickhead92@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes.

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      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Neither, they’re perpendicular axes. It’s just that every greentext is on the top right quadrant

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  • blarth@thelemmy.club ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fake and stupidly nationalistic.

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    • DogWater@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah so “fake and gay” is evolving lol

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      • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t understand, their phrase was identical to yours.

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sorry, but… What an arsehole. Let poor people dance through stupid hoops to earn a lil extra. Fuck you, just tip or don’t. You know? Like adults.

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    • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nobody is forcing these people to take on the challenges. And clearly they enjoyed them enough to personally write a get well card.

      Guess having fun isn’t allowed anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      • x00z@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What if I let homeless people dance for money?

        Where does one draw the line?

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      • sazey@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re feeling slightest bit of pleasure from an altruistic act, REEEEEEE!

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      • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dunno if u know what those people make? I wouldn’t even wanna wake up for that salary, of course they do your stupid things to double the hourly salary. They already deliver you your fucking food. I tip 50 bucks and that’s it. I don’t need their get-well-cards. It’s a try to equalize things. A true thank-you that they’re doing that shitty work so i don’t have to.

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    • supergirl@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      MISTER BEEEEAAAASSSTTT

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      • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ugh…

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dance monkey dance

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That seems pretty patronizing…

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    • Jtotheb@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In both senses of the word!

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  • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I believe this green text implicitly, this actually happened, no proof needed.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can believe it. Good pizza places will go the extra mile for good tipping regulars.

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    • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The local pizza delivery girl friended me on FB. I got excited because I thought she was cute and into me. Then I learned she’s super right-wing and weird (in a bad way.). She became WAY less cute to me after that.

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We also remember the regulars who don’t tip, and we control how long your order takes, if we make a stop at a gas station (or home, or the weedman’s) before or after we drop off, if your soda “got a little shook up” because we “had to slam on the breaks,” and not only that but even less scrupulous drivers have say 10-15min alone with your order. Just a word of warning for those I’ve just described. Might want to tip or vary your stores up…

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  • Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So how much was the hospital bill?

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      10 000 pizzas

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