Hello? Pizzahut? Yes this is hospital, your patriotic disc muncher is pretty mangled up over here. Please dispense calories
Anon orders pizza
Submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 9 months ago
JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Could God create a story so gay that even he could not fake it?
halvar@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Now tell me… Is the story fake, because it’s gay, or is it gay… Because it’s fake?
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yes.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Neither, they’re perpendicular axes. It’s just that every greentext is on the top right quadrant
blarth@thelemmy.club 9 months ago
Fake and stupidly nationalistic.
DogWater@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ah so “fake and gay” is evolving lol
Donkter@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I don’t understand, their phrase was identical to yours.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Sorry, but… What an arsehole. Let poor people dance through stupid hoops to earn a lil extra. Fuck you, just tip or don’t. You know? Like adults.
Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Nobody is forcing these people to take on the challenges. And clearly they enjoyed them enough to personally write a get well card.
Guess having fun isn’t allowed anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
x00z@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What if I let homeless people dance for money?
Where does one draw the line?
sazey@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You’re feeling slightest bit of pleasure from an altruistic act, REEEEEEE!
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Dunno if u know what those people make? I wouldn’t even wanna wake up for that salary, of course they do your stupid things to double the hourly salary. They already deliver you your fucking food. I tip 50 bucks and that’s it. I don’t need their get-well-cards. It’s a try to equalize things. A true thank-you that they’re doing that shitty work so i don’t have to.
supergirl@programming.dev 9 months ago
MISTER BEEEEAAAASSSTTT
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Ugh…
Agent641@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Dance monkey dance
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
That seems pretty patronizing…
Jtotheb@lemmy.world 9 months ago
In both senses of the word!
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I believe this green text implicitly, this actually happened, no proof needed.
Etterra@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I can believe it. Good pizza places will go the extra mile for good tipping regulars.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The local pizza delivery girl friended me on FB. I got excited because I thought she was cute and into me. Then I learned she’s super right-wing and weird (in a bad way.). She became WAY less cute to me after that.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
We also remember the regulars who don’t tip, and we control how long your order takes, if we make a stop at a gas station (or home, or the weedman’s) before or after we drop off, if your soda “got a little shook up” because we “had to slam on the breaks,” and not only that but even less scrupulous drivers have say 10-15min alone with your order. Just a word of warning for those I’ve just described. Might want to tip or vary your stores up…
Hikermick@lemmy.world 9 months ago
So how much was the hospital bill?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
10 000 pizzas
count_dongulus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A genuinely heartwarming greentext. Probably fake and gay, but heartwarming nonetheless.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
As a gay, it’s definitely gay. There’s secret text that only gays can read. I can’t tell you what it says or the ghost of Anderson Cooper will have me excommunicated from the gay Mafia, but it’s there.
… I fear I’ve said too much already.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The gay agenda is keeping the secrets of 4chan from the normies confirmed.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Are you people able to become ghosts even while you’re alive? How do I learn this power??
match@pawb.social 9 months ago
@dharmacurious i am here to rescind your prostate
cheddar@programming.dev 9 months ago
While reading this text a definitely read some text. How do I know if that was the gay text or just a regular text?
blunderworld@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Maybe if you’re American… Seems like pretty fucking weird behavior to me.
Maalus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Meh, pretty low on scale of weirdness. Pizza employees remember regulars well. Friends of mine are vegetarian and also have some specific exclusions because they don’t like an ingredient. Each time she calls in now, when they hear her voice they immediately ask “vegetarian pizza with xx, without yyy, zzz, medium?” And all she says is “yup”, confirms the address and it’s ordered. Having a “quirky” guy call in with requests like these makes for a cool story you tell your new coworkers, a break in a busy day (“captain america called!”) etc. At the end of the day you’re not forced “to play the game” after all, you can just deliver and not interact.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
it’s so weird to me that people get so much out of living in the country they were born in. I’ve lived in 5 countries, it’s not that different.