halvar
@halvar@lemm.ee
- Comment on I LOVE BIRD NAMES 2 months ago:
This is definetly the low-effort joke I needed to start my day :D
- Comment on The mark 2 months ago:
I was born in the 2000s and I have it
- Comment on Philosophy 2 months ago:
Camus is registered but hasn’t posted anything for some reason
- Comment on Anon investigates crime in 2096 3 months ago:
Hmm goulash mentioned hmm goulash
- Comment on They hit the spires! 3 months ago:
Go read a scroll the shadow brotherhood was disbanded more than two eras ago and even back then all they did was talk about transfiguration spells while watching dragon races.
- Comment on They hit the spires! 3 months ago:
Actually it wasn’t dragon blood that eroded the mithril beams, but the collision of their scales and the spires outer casing, which generates quite some heat
- Comment on Lagomorphs 3 months ago:
solid 7
- Comment on Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread 3 months ago:
Yeah, every store has those here. Also Aldi is nationwide.
- Comment on Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread 3 months ago:
Don’t know about you people, but here in Hungary (Eastern-Europe) I haven’t ever seen a cart not returned at least as far as I remember.
- Comment on I would have disowned him too. 3 months ago:
Ó hogy a ménkű csapjon beléd te utolsó anyaszomorító te
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 3 months ago:
Magical Mystery Tour in my ass
- Comment on Anon pregames 3 months ago:
I really thought there will be a plotwist at the end that somehow this is all about grilling.
- Comment on Anon meets a good man 3 months ago:
I once run out of toilet paper and the store didn’t have any, but in the parking lot I bumped into John Goodman and without a word spoken he handed me over a package of toilet paper. Really nice guy.
- Comment on Flying Ants 3 months ago:
Aight now tell me about this cuz I don’t have a clue about what this should be
- Comment on Anon meets 4chan's elite hackers 3 months ago:
Turns out this is the only post on 4chan neither fake or gay.
- Comment on I once did a toke at a party and then I died true story 3 months ago:
They rose up 3 days later
- Comment on Anon tries to be Bam Bam Bigelow 3 months ago:
Well landing on a trampoline versus landing on basically anything else is a big difference. If I haven’t landed on my head half a dozen times while in the trampoline, then I haven’t landed on my head at all.
- Comment on Share your favourite memes 3 months ago:
- Comment on good shabbos 3 months ago:
At least that’s consistent.
- Comment on Anon owns a pair of cursed jeans 3 months ago:
Why is it always the shitting anonself greentexts that get me?
- Comment on Toot toot 3 months ago:
toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT
and that’s how the universe got created kids
- Comment on And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer 3 months ago:
Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.
- Comment on This kills the christian 4 months ago:
Reposting in a such a short time is actually a sin and it was traditionally the inquisitiors’ job to hunt down anyone who commits such an atrocity.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
I’m not from America, but I thought I had a pretty good understanding on some of these issues. Turns out I only got the memo for “defund the police” meaning “abolish the police”.
- Comment on Anon breaks up 4 months ago:
No it wasn’t since all greentexts are fake and also gay.
- Comment on ochem periodic table 4 months ago:
That one downvote is either a communist offended by the last row or a real organic chemist who thinks a lot more elements were invented by the commies.
- Comment on Would you prefer some pilk instead? 4 months ago:
I thought it was called Molk
- Comment on Hermit Crab Housing Market 4 months ago:
An animal named a hermit crab has better social relationships than humans I’m so pissed.
- Comment on Never underestimate the surveillance power of Babushkas! 4 months ago:
Last time it was they stole (murdered) their own tyrant so yes, no
- Comment on objavljanje sranja 4 months ago:
Just so happens to be the two countries I’ve recently been in. Completly different people, confusingly similar names. Also Serbia.
