halvar

@halvar@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I LOVE BIRD NAMES⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is definetly the low-effort joke I needed to start my day :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The mark⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was born in the 2000s and I have it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Camus is registered but hasn’t posted anything for some reason

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon investigates crime in 2096⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm goulash mentioned hmm goulash

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They hit the spires!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Go read a scroll the shadow brotherhood was disbanded more than two eras ago and even back then all they did was talk about transfiguration spells while watching dragon races.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They hit the spires!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually it wasn’t dragon blood that eroded the mithril beams, but the collision of their scales and the spires outer casing, which generates quite some heat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lagomorphs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  solid 7

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, every store has those here. Also Aldi is nationwide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t know about you people, but here in Hungary (Eastern-Europe) I haven’t ever seen a cart not returned at least as far as I remember.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would have disowned him too.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ó hogy a ménkű csapjon beléd te utolsó anyaszomorító te

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regain Control in my ass⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Magical Mystery Tour in my ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pregames⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I really thought there will be a plotwist at the end that somehow this is all about grilling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets a good man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I once run out of toilet paper and the store didn’t have any, but in the parking lot I bumped into John Goodman and without a word spoken he handed me over a package of toilet paper. Really nice guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flying Ants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aight now tell me about this cuz I don’t have a clue about what this should be

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets 4chan's elite hackers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Turns out this is the only post on 4chan neither fake or gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I once did a toke at a party and then I died true story⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They rose up 3 days later

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to be Bam Bam Bigelow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well landing on a trampoline versus landing on basically anything else is a big difference. If I haven’t landed on my head half a dozen times while in the trampoline, then I haven’t landed on my head at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Share your favourite memes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good shabbos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At least that’s consistent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon owns a pair of cursed jeans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is it always the shitting anonself greentexts that get me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toot toot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT

  and that’s how the universe got created kids

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This kills the christian⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reposting in a such a short time is actually a sin and it was traditionally the inquisitiors’ job to hunt down anyone who commits such an atrocity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not from America, but I thought I had a pretty good understanding on some of these issues. Turns out I only got the memo for “defund the police” meaning “abolish the police”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon breaks up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No it wasn’t since all greentexts are fake and also gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ochem periodic table⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That one downvote is either a communist offended by the last row or a real organic chemist who thinks a lot more elements were invented by the commies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you prefer some pilk instead?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was called Molk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hermit Crab Housing Market⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  An animal named a hermit crab has better social relationships than humans I’m so pissed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never underestimate the surveillance power of Babushkas!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Last time it was they stole (murdered) their own tyrant so yes, no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨objavljanje sranja⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just so happens to be the two countries I’ve recently been in. Completly different people, confusingly similar names. Also Serbia.