Anon investigates crime in 2096

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is anon investing in crimes?

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  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine not buying some of those crime shares.

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    • SitD@lemy.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll have the 20x leveraged please 👌😎

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  • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon invests in crime scenes, not in crimes.

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  • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The margins

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• elvith@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …and of that 3 TB, there’s at least 2.9 TB of childhood memories, stories about the recipe author’s childhood, and high res photos along the story for SEO reasons

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    PB, not TB.

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    • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      did not notice that it was petabytes in the original post, thought you meant “of that 3 TB, there’s at least 2.9 PB”

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• Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He died doing what he loved

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• klemptor@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Goulash is delicious, not a bad way to go

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  • laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Goulash is delicious. But, having the thought of goulash without actually getting to eat goulash would be a terrible way to go. Poor guy.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But maybe by 2096 thoughts can impact experience. So while you’re eating your yeast biscuit or whatever, you think you experience eating goulash.

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• halvar@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hmm goulash mentioned hmm goulash

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• kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is… Is this a true story?

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  • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    be me

    Time traveler

    Go back in time to the 2020s to shitpost about normal day to day things that happen in 2096 to see everyone’s reaction

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  • Marighost@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It will be.

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that goulash with macaroni noodles? What’s wrong with you people.

  Gets some rotini for that.

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Best I can do is spaghetti.

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• rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  in 2096: “ha, people had to COMPRESS 1080p videos back in the day? COMPLETELY absurd.”

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