The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
Anon breaks up
Submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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VubDapple@lemmy.world 9 months ago
shneancy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I don’t think we became stupider, I think on average we even became smarter.
The thing is, stupid people have less inhibitions from sharing the stupid things they’ve been thinking and doing, and thanks to the internet they can share all of them with everyone!
sleen@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
All it takes to change people’s views is one person who knows how to talk.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 9 months ago
So did they fix or no?
SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Yes - and no.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Best they could do was more hairy erections.
Wanderer@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Tell me more about this conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Dodged a bullet. Anyone that stupid you should avoid
dumbass@leminal.space 9 months ago
Rise up all growers not showers!
toynbee@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The first time I saw this label was on Reddit. I didn’t know what it meant at the time, though it should have been obvious.
I managed to interpret it as a competition between a gardener and one who bathes. I figured it out within a few minutes, but that’s still an embarrassingly long time.
Emperor@feddit.uk 9 months ago
Rise up all growers
It just takes us a bit longer.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 9 months ago
RBWells@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I am a lady, older and experienced, and growers are fucking magical. Really can’t imagine caring that much, but if I have a preference it runs in the opposite direction. And it seems more practical for life.
Emperor@feddit.uk 9 months ago
Someone might need to explain the idea of “growers” and “showers”.
Donkter@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Much more likely that the guy had some trait that she didn’t like that was much more hurtful and/or she knew the guy would not react to being told about the trait well. Better to just confuse the guy with some arbitrary insult and cut the relationship off.
That or she was cheating
Most likely this is fake.
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Or this dude is into some version of small penis humiliation and made it up to get off on (the most likely version given the source)
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Growers are the best. Ya put this cute lil nubbin in yer mouth for a minute and MAGICALLY A MASSIVE MEAT ROD comes out.
Emperor@feddit.uk 9 months ago
Black Magic Fuckery indeed!
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 9 months ago
psud@aussie.zone 9 months ago
Some men’s penises are always the same length: showers (show-ers not showe-ers)
Some men’s penises are very small while flaccid and extend to full length and thickness when stimulated (growers)
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
latter day erectionists.
Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
So I do see how there could be a preference for a ‘shower’ because a big, well-formed dick is aesthetically pleasing even when soft.
Not that I can imagine any real person would be so hung up on this one detail for that to be a real deal-breaker in a relationship.
Allero@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Greeks come to disagree :D
Microw@lemm.ee 9 months ago
The aesthetic of a penis is way more dependent on shape than on how big it is when soft imo
InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Untrue: Has girlfriend Homosexual: This entire post is about dick
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Haha, those were excuses because she had already found a new dick.
halvar@lemm.ee 9 months ago
No it wasn’t since all greentexts are fake and also gay.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
2 dick are better than 1. 🤠