Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.
I would have disowned him too.
Submitted 9 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 9 months ago
DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Oh no, disowned isn’t nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, “My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder.”
jaybone@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Can’t stand an Opal.
halvar@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Ó hogy a ménkű csapjon beléd te utolsó anyaszomorító te
kibiz0r@lemmy.world 9 months ago
“You may sit at the family table, but we do not grant you the rank of family member.”
Blackout@kbin.social 9 months ago
His first clue they didn't live him was the fact his name's Taylor. It's a job title not a name.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Tailor is a job title. Taylor is a job title for someone not very good at tailoring.
Blackout@kbin.social 9 months ago
Or a tailor that never learned to spell. Im actually jealous. My name is Brock Shitshoveler and I bet you can guess what I do for a living.
gnate@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I blame the sign painter.
theotherone@kbin.social 9 months ago
He graduated to Dad.