Blackout
@Blackout@kbin.social
- Comment on Me no speak good 9 months ago:
Friend? What is this friend thing?
- Comment on See you at the grodge sale 9 months ago:
Those hours are insane for a Grodge sale. 14hr days. I wonder if they have any used socks, I like them broken in.
- Comment on Ate the onion 10 months ago:
I would have bought it just to trigger my parents
- Comment on I would have disowned him too. 11 months ago:
Or a tailor that never learned to spell. Im actually jealous. My name is Brock Shitshoveler and I bet you can guess what I do for a living.
- Comment on I would have disowned him too. 11 months ago:
His first clue they didn't live him was the fact his name's Taylor. It's a job title not a name.
- Comment on ah, how genuinely delicious 11 months ago:
Blowing on it adds flavor
- Comment on Especially on Lemmy 11 months ago:
It's how my mom looks at me too. (I'm going to hell I guess)
- Comment on You have to be cold and distant 11 months ago:
But he was my onion dad. He always wanted to go into a stir fry but it still hurts 😞
- Comment on We at the Westville Marriott want you to know that we hate you and hope you die. 11 months ago:
Yeah they are gross to eat but excellent to throw. Have you ever tried throwing a sunny side up egg. Marriott thinks of everything
- Comment on Pool party 11 months ago:
Bros before Niños
- Comment on Ewwwwwwwww 11 months ago:
Jerkin them off is part of the fun. I can fire my revolver with my dinklefritz
- Comment on Bakers be like 11 months ago:
"Jesse it's time to cook"
that show could have went either way and it would have been a hil
- Comment on Can you survive on pickles alone, for a while? 11 months ago:
I have eaten some before, not today. I survived and it was 3 pickles too.
- Comment on Can you survive on pickles alone, for a while? 11 months ago:
I just bought some pickles today, AMA.
- Comment on Should this be in unethical life pro tips 11 months ago:
If that is unethical then all of religion is unethical hey wait a second...
- Comment on [deleted] 11 months ago:
99.9% of guys with this issue are lying. The remaining 0.1% usually trim their dick back to prevent it.
- Comment on Merry christmas you weirdos 11 months ago:
Thank you! I thought it was some kind of paradox danish at first.
- Comment on Everything happens for a reason 11 months ago:
Why doesn't anybody stop me? This isn't my fault.
- Comment on I'm shuddering 1 year ago:
Yeah but I don't remove my shoes first, that's just weird.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
Cause we are all just a few days away from becoming catboys in stockings on Linux machines. Give in to the RGB side and join us meow
- Comment on 6.5% of Quebec's population is on strike 1 year ago:
The govt added an extra .5% per year to the deal. Giving the workers a whole 12.7 over 5 years. That's nothing and they obviously don't want to bargain in earnest.
- Comment on Are any self-cleaning cat litter boxes any good, or worth the money? 1 year ago:
I have 1 cat and one of those crappy petsafe ones. But it actually works for me. On my 2 box in 10 years. I change our the litter refills every time the counter hits 20, a little more than a week. I buy the refills from Vietnam for half the price. With multiple cats I don't know, gets expensive
- Comment on How do people understand each other? 1 year ago:
I prefer dubbed Japan anyways
- Comment on Burger King is desperate for employees. 1 year ago:
Ok like if you be a $4 chicken wrap don't be applyin.
- Comment on If you build it, they will come. 1 year ago:
Fun fact: the electric chair was originally moth size. Once Edison saw how successful it worked on them he decided to scale it for humans he considered their equals.
- Comment on Are shops in the US usually this run down looking? 1 year ago:
This fool shops at Erewhon and pays $10 for cucumber water
- Comment on You know who you are 1 year ago:
I'm sorry! Please, can I have one now?
- Comment on Gimp banned from wearing a gimp suit in public and 'crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground' for five years 1 year ago:
This is only fair if they find the most dullest person in England and make him/her take over for the next 5 years. I do have a suggestion
- Comment on Gimp banned from wearing a gimp suit in public and 'crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground' for five years 1 year ago:
That Victorian era really fucked you guys up
- Comment on On the morning train 1 year ago:
I wish I could sleep in, but my brain says it's 5am and to get up then do nothing for an hour.