You have to be cold and distant

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• CobblerScholar@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What’s the difference between my ex wife and an onion?

  I might actually shed a tear if I chopped up the onion.

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• ursakhiin@beehaw.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TIL it’s common to give onions a name before cutting them.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Works best if you name them after your enemies.

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• Blackout@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But he was my onion dad. He always wanted to go into a stir fry but it still hurts 😞

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Totally works with people

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• licherally@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I ain’t never cut an onion I didn’t love and that’s the gods honest truth

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