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Me, looking at my toilet like ???
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Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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GoosLife@lemmy.world 10 months ago
BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 10 months ago
OMG, your dick goes through the plumbing?!
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yeah haha I get it haha it sucks having a penis so long that it reaches the water hahaha
kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So relatable am I right? Hahaha
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 10 months ago
Definitely something i experience, hahaha
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
So how do girls drink then??
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Straw
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
If I offer them hay is that good enough?
ryan213@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
It includes your balls when you’re over 40.
kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
my balls reach further than my dong :(
ryan213@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
That’s rough, buddy.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I didn’t get that memo
Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 10 months ago
TIL!
T-minus 4 years until my second puberty.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I’ve never had my dick touch the water, but I have had it hit the cold porcelain. That was a surprise.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
MycelialMass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Aka the witches kiss
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I’ve always heard that phrase referring to splashback on the butthole
Fades@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I literally have developed a habit where if I sit down my hand automatically goes down to keep my dick from touching the bowl. Fuck. that.
MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 10 months ago
touching dick sounds kinda gay… /s
EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
My toilet apparently has a shallow bowl because this happens pretty much every time I sit down, and I’ve never experienced it before moving in. Bad enough experience to replace the toilet imo.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This is precisely why I won’t ever join the “sit to pee” revolution.
IHateFacelessPorn@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bro that’s the healthy way. At the ages of 50s it matters very much.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Judging from the comments, this is an actual problem and I have a small penis. TIL.
soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Different toilets too, I’m from the UK and the water inside the toilet is a good 12 inches from seat.
Inb4 comment, ha ha your dick isn’t 12 inches?
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Im in the uk and my entire dick and balls go fully into the water, around the ubend, down the pipes to the large waste pipe, fill the entire waste pipe and then go all the way to the sewage treatment facility where they have a 9 to 5 cleaning shitty water. They earn more money than i do, and frankly, they are sustaining our life.
Sometimes, we fight, but then i remember my dick has it harder than i do.
Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah it’s so weird to me that the US toilet water is so high. I imagine there’s a valid reason for it, but it’s a very foreign concept to me
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 10 months ago
10 inches diameter. On a cold winter January morning.
Enzy@lemm.ee 10 months ago
IT WAS COLD
I WAS IN THE POOL
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Meanwhile, I’m seeing a lot of comments that this isn’t normal and it’s giving me some confidence
stackPeek@lemmy.world 10 months ago
High-fives you yup same.
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Can’t do this either, doesn’t take away from my performance in bed, don’t worry about it, brother
olutukko@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Are you sure about that? I bet you havent tried it with a bigger dick /s
cosmicrose@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do not worry brother, your trans sisters know your pain.
Nikki@lemmy.world 10 months ago
god gave the prettiest girls the biggest dicks
cosmicrose@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So true queen
Zehzin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why is this toilet half full?
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The European mind cannot comprehend American toilets
Perfide@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Nah, I’m American and the water level should not be that high. That toilets clogged.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
are they actually like this? i thought it was just badly drawn
Blyfh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
C’mon, be more optimistic. It’s actually only half empty!
SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Small pp power
violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Trust me. Some of us girls understand this, tll.
Steak@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
What the Fuck do you mean? Your pussy lips touch the water?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Girls, don’t you hate it when you sit down to pee, and your penis touches the toilet bowl?
Eonandahalf@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But…. How? 😅
Peter1986C@lemmings.world 10 months ago
Maybe they meant trans women but I could be mistaken.
(please don’t shoot me, I mean this well).
Madison420@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve no personal experience but I imagine if there’s a lot of meat in their sandwich a similar issue could occur.
vsh@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Homophobic?
FictionalCrow@yiffit.net 10 months ago
I’m 6’8" and feel attacked. One day I will be rich enough to afford the custom jumbo bathroom
TomAwsm@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A monster bathroom for your magnum dong?
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Guys, you gotta get your knob between the toilet bowl rim and the toilet seat so its squashed and held in place when you sit down.
Sticker@lemy.nl 10 months ago
The penis can also touch the cold and wet surface of the toilet bowl without being submerged in water. You do not need to have a large size of your banana to do this.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Grower gang wins again.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
My dick never hit water, but my balls sometimes do. 🥺
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In my mid 30s: can relate 🥲
GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Y’all ain’t using your scrote tensioners enough
Whisper06@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Only ever happened twice and both times it was because I leaned too far forward and the water was high. Horrible horrible feeling.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It happens to me all the time but only because I have a freakishly long dick
Jax@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Ah, yes of course, me too me too
MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 10 months ago
That’s so relatable
wallmenis@lemmy.one 10 months ago
Laughs in european toilets. Still pretty annoying though…
Evotech@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fucking hate American toilets like this. So much splashback
mechoman444@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Unfortunately I am not endowed well enough for that to occur… Or is it fortunately?
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just wait until you’re older and your balls sag that low. And they touch down right after you nuked the bowl with earth shattering diarrhea.
smokin_shinobi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gonna need like a sack hammock stretched across the seat if this is real.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Staring at this made me realize toilets use a greedy cup syphon to flush.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Gotta slurp up them weewees and doodoos
mumblerfish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah, finnaly a toilet with no pee back-slash from peeing with too much force. Does it come with hot water. ”UTI"? What do you mean?
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hate that shit
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
The struggle is real 😫
banneryear1868@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A solid 6" soft 3.5" and contact with the rim is a problem, it really shouldn’t be at this size I feel. Also I often sit to pee at home cause I got my comfy seat and classy toilet space (Crohn’s things). It’s those super flat restaurant toilets where my balls might come close to the water but I don’t think they’ve ever touched thank god.
MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Not gonna mark that NSFW?
Sticker@lemy.nl 10 months ago
How do you deal with a problem like the one in the picture?
terminhell@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gotta let it rest on the seat until it’s time to pee…as a big guy, consumer toilets are just disappointing in almost everything. Commercial commodes are superior.
improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
fastandcurious@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But i thought you had… no banana🍌🚫
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Bro when you pee while shitting and youre not completely soft and you pee out the space between the two parts of the toilet 💀💀💀
Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I live in the UK so it’s cold as balls outside a good chunk of the year. Often when I get home from work my dick is so shrivelled it’s practically inverted. No way to aim it. Stand and pee, it goes everywhere. Sit and pee, it goes through the gap between the seat and the porcelain onto the floor or my pants.
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You have to give it a little rub before your pee. Mini wank before your pee goes in the tank, rub the willy before getting pissy. Spank the monkey before urine dunky. You know the old stroke and spoke, the fiddle and piddle.
CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 10 months ago
I think this is more honest than “not completely soft” I’m having a hard time imagining a pre chub pointing out but also not hitting the seat
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I once had a double stream and one of them flowed right on to my legs
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
i never expected this to be such a common issue
Ferris@infosec.pub 10 months ago
you mean you send it out from under the toilet lid?
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I hate when this happens
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Holy fuck this is the worst thing ever why havent they fixed this flaw in toilet seat design yet
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Actually, you need the cock software update.
n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Big ceramics dont want to make new moulds
CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 10 months ago
This only happened when I was a little kid and my penis was so small it rested on top of my balls. I had to push my dick down until puberty
DanglingFury@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Also if it’s cold as shit