GoosLife
@GoosLife@lemmy.world
- Comment on Veggie 4 weeks ago:
Why did i read that whole card in Elvis’ voice
- Comment on Is "disk" just a different spelling of "disc" or are they actually different words? 2 months ago:
And if it reads 70s music records, it could be a disc disk disco drive!
- Comment on Not again 2 months ago:
And it’s Danish, too! That might not mean a lot to you, but we’re a small country, so it feels really cool when we get recognized globally.
I mean, nowadays we’ve made a nice mark on the movie industry, with Mads Mikkelsen, Jamie Lannister, Winding-Refn, and movies about drinking winning Oscars, but that wasn’t the case 24 years ago.
- Comment on Actors demand action over 'disgusting' video game sex scenes 2 months ago:
Well, she didn’t do the scene.
- Comment on Butterdog, the inverse 4 months ago:
The inverse of what?
- Comment on Why are quantum computers these gorgeous golden chandelier 4 months ago:
That’s her exhaust fan, you pervert!
- Comment on Do other languages have similar acronyms to 'tbh', 'imo', 'smh', etc? 4 months ago:
I always read it as *griner griner*, even though i know it was supposed to be griner godt lol.
I feel like the difference between good game and laughing would be the asterixes.
- Comment on Do other languages have similar acronyms to 'tbh', 'imo', 'smh', etc? 4 months ago:
I remember this GG ^^
And then you gotta type your smiley faces with a nose :-D
- Comment on Automation 4 months ago:
Conventionally attractive white people, stealing all your jobs!
- Comment on Not to mom shame... 4 months ago:
That is a genius conclusion.
- Comment on Felt Age Culture 5 months ago:
Shit that is a terrifying thought.
- Comment on Which is which? 5 months ago:
I love it when serious companies make it a text field, and i get my bills in a letter adressed, in all sincerity, to Intergalactic Lord Emperor GoosLife
- Comment on Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer 5 months ago:
Oh yeah, true. I think I glossed over some context there. Of course you’re right that choosing to dye your hair a certain color means you chose that hair color lol
- Comment on Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer 5 months ago:
I mean, true. But I don’t think it’s really comparable. People can still dye their hair red and go to the theater without being accused of cosplaying mass murderers. I would sooner think he is emulating Gerard Way or, idk, Drew Gooden.
- Comment on Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer 5 months ago:
Well maybe he likes the band Water Parks. You can’t just ban a hair color just because someone else with that hair color decided to do some bad shit.
- Comment on I don't know which one of you needed this information, but you're welcome. 5 months ago:
Without looking up the lyrics, i cannot tell if you’re making this up or these are the actual lyrics.
- Comment on Am I supposed to ask stupid questions here, or *not* ask stupid questions? 6 months ago:
I’m So Meta Even This Acronym
- Comment on Former NBA guard Darius Morris dies at 33 6 months ago:
That’s very sad. Way too short a life. May he have found peace.
- Comment on Quite a talent 7 months ago:
Last week, I was watching a live taping of a comedy podcast, where a couple of journalists tell crazy stories from history.
They were doing the story of serial scammer, Frank Abergnale, aka the guy Leonardo DiCaprio plays in Catch Me If You Can. The problem with this story is that Frank Abergnale might be full of shit in his own right, as the only source for much of his story is based on his self-biography, which is very likely not true.
The hosts take turns researching and telling the stories, while the other one listens. This week, the storyteller was the lactose intolerant guy. So, because he knew his story was gonna be a lot of bullshit, he had brought a packet of 18 cheap cheeses. So if the listening host got a whiff of this being a lie, he would be able to call bullshit, and the storytelling host would have to eat one of the cheeses as punishment on behalf of Mr. Abergnale.
All this to say that this comment made me realize, we still have jesters and flatulists today. We just call them comedians and podcast hosts.
- Comment on Quite a talent 7 months ago:
This is the kind of material the king is looking for. How are your farts?
- Comment on Quite a talent 7 months ago:
Or good, depending on how gross the king is
- Comment on every comment section 7 months ago:
You should use Linux
- Comment on Literal shitpost 8 months ago:
Plus it’s delicious and, if done right, can impress your friends
- Comment on I can't argue with his point. 10 months ago:
Looks great mate, no one would notice if they don’t know.
Also I think the template in itself is funny in an anti joke kind of way where you expect him to be protesting something but then he’s just holding up an empty piece of cardboard really passionately lol.
- Comment on [deleted] 10 months ago:
Me, looking at my toilet like ???
- Comment on puzzling 10 months ago:
if (true) { Big(); }
(SonarLint: Remove this expression which always evaluates to “true”)
- Comment on Always look on the bright side of life 10 months ago:
The Scandinavian system works …ucsf.edu/norways-humane-approach-prisons-can-wor…
- Comment on This is just cruel 10 months ago:
I used to use Shit or Hell for error handling
So that if you arrive here and things aren’t as expected, everything goes to shit and then you can go to hell
- Comment on Do "chest pillows" hurt for women to do? 11 months ago:
Mom and Dad staring incredulously as family dinner takes a very unexpected turn.
- Comment on You may want to sit down 11 months ago:
I call my WAPs wet ass pussies to a degree where I’m worried I’ll accidentally do it in front of a customer some time lol
