I don't know which one of you needed this information, but you're welcome.
Submitted 11 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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piranhaphish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
fah_Q@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Yeah it’s almost like he is… An actor.
piranhaphish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And was a dancer. And was a competitive diver. And was a fencer (the stolen goods kind).
To your point, he honestly made me appreciate how actors have lives outside of the set.
CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The fact that it happened more than one time makes it so much funnier
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Best acting I’ve seen him do.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That fucking leopard print banana hammock 😂
voluble@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As soon as I learned that Crank wasn’t cinéma vérité, I couldn’t take Jason Statham seriously ever again.
robdor@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
You mean you can never not have a boner after seeing Jason because of these videos? Wait… What?
JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is amazing. Thank you.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Context: In addition to all the other lies he’s told about his mythology (CIA asset, martial arts trained, whatever), he’s also 120% Jamaican. If you add that up with all his other bogus claims about racial heritage, the man is over 1000% human. So of course he’s able to do almost anything and super cool. Plus he shot a dog on that show where he played law enforcement, which is about the coolest thing anyone’s done.
He’s basically a god.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Plus he shot a dog on that show where he played law enforcement.
A+ vice-presidential material right there.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Delete this. Everyone who read it: drink to forget. Captain’s orders.
Mirshe@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You forgot the parts where he drove an APC through the wrong guy’s house, and also the part about the sex slave that escaped from his house.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 months ago
Me want da punani see for make me nice,
Me love the way you walk sometimes,
The way you talk is so hot,
Now you know let's have a shot of rum,
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin'GoosLife@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Without looking up the lyrics, i cannot tell if you’re making this up or these are the actual lyrics.
pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world 11 months ago
When the girls start to strut You could look at their butt You shouldn’t do that The gyal dress is just as pretty Not just there to cover her kitty
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Now go have a look at Chet Hanks (the spawn of Tim Hanks) many interviews in a Patois.
I don’t even know how I feel about things like this either. On the one hand it’s pretty cringe, but on the other can you imagine growing up with Tom Hanks as your dad, it’s a top act to follow and it must be hard to find yourself.
Bananobanza@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well, his other son seems to be doing fine
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Is that you making some kind of point?
Nature and nurture I guess.
My siblings and I couldn’t be more different and we all came from the same place. Like we differ in every metric you could conceive of.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t know if being known as a white rapper who is at the most generous interpretation doing cultural appropriation is really doing much of a follow-up to your dad.
I mean I realize that Jaden Smith is a weirdo with no talent, but at least he tried doing what his dad did before everyone made it clear that he shouldn’t.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Hey, I never said I agree with his choices. Just that I can imagine it being difficult to leave the shadow of your parents.
Obligatory fuck Will Smith.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
when the girls start to strut, and you look at her butt, you shouldn’t do thaaat
MacAttak8@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t think you meant it like this but I couldn’t help reading it in the cadence of “if you’re sliding into first and your pants are gonna burst, diarrhea” lol
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Calling Jamaican English oder Patois an accent is a tiny bit derogatory, because it is its own language. It has its roots firmly in English, but it’s not just “haha talk funny”.
Not that Steven Seagull would care. Or should have tried to sing in Jamaican English. Or sing at all. Or do anything besides sit in prison forever.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think in his case it’s a patois. I don’t think it’s suggesting actual Jamaican English is.
lemonmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The point being made is that Jamaican Patois is a language, not an accent. It’s an English Creole.
sturlabragason@lemmy.world 11 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I realize it’s a fraction of a fraction of a cent we’re talking about, but just on principle, is there a way to listen to this that doesn’t end up in the pool of money that goes to Sagal?
akilou@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
For others with the same concern, here’s a direct link to a version I just pirated for you
GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz 11 months ago
planetarygroup.com/do-artists-get-paid-every-time…
Spotify doesn’t count it as a steam if you turn it off before 30 seconds
NESSI3@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
No matter where you go somebody’s making money off it. I used duckduckgo in private browsing mode to watch a YouTube version so the algorithm doesn’t think I’m into this sort of thing.
sturlabragason@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s an excellent point!
anon@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I came here to laugh but that slaps. the chick singing is pretty damn good
TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I agree that the girl who is singing is decent, but idk how you could say the song ‘slaps’. It sounds like a kids bop remake of a reggae song or something.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
I am listening to this right now and holy shit.
It’s not completely awful as I had assumed it would be. I mean the man can’t act for shit, so I wouldn’t have thought he could sing either. Especially in an accent.
LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No you’re wrong, it’s awful. The lady on the track is carrying the whole tune while Segal kinda just mumbles barely in key. But it’s pretty on point for the Segal brand I suppose.
doublenut@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I needed this. Thank you
jinarched@lemm.ee 11 months ago
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
friends, I went to see this motherfucker perform this album live on tour.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
People say the only regrets in life are things you don’t do… Then there’s this.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m sorry.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
thank you. the encore was Wild Thing which you can replicate at home by varnishing a plank of wood and drawing a face on it, then grunting.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
what a life experience
Unlikelyvillain@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
But…why?
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Image
pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Holy fuck I’m jealous
acetanilide@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How much did you pay for the privilege?