lemonmelon

@lemonmelon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need pics of fat tigers to send to my mom. she hates pics of fat tigers and every few months I send her a bunch.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tiger Daly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On a lighter note: Why do people still buy fast food?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That makes assumptions, like that they would have had all the ingredients available or that they would eat enough subs to make buying the ingredients more viable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Même] Which movie was this for you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that’s certainly a take!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, let me help you! My point is that if you’re patronizing a restaurant that underpays wait staff and refuse to tip the server, you’re not only fucking them but you’re supporting the system by going to the restaurant in the first place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That isn’t where “tip” comes from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And you don’t have to subsidize them. Just don’t give those restaurants your patronage. The owners are the problem, right? Don’t support them!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  About that, though: yeah they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A dull knife like you won’t cut anyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re patronizing a restaurant that underpays wait staff and refuse to tip the server, you’re not only fucking them but you’re supporting the system by going to the restaurant in the first place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Realistically... How fucked is the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Living up to the middle of your username, I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Realistically... How fucked is the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s a sticky question,

  No, the banshee-wailing fuck it isn’t!

  If someone truly believes they are in fucking danger, they need to remove themselves from the danger first and foremost, before any consideration of “but what about next election?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Realistically... How fucked is the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  O, to be so proverbially blissful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did the pope announce anime mascots?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t even realize it didn’t say “boner” until you pointed it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like “infintiny” as a replacement for “infinitesimal”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If trees aren’t real, how can our birds be real?

  …I am so sorry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The birthday problem fits into this somehow, but I can’t quite get there right now. Something like an inverse birthday problem to illustrate how, even though the probability of two monkeys typing the same letter rises quickly as more monkeys are added to the mix, and at a certain point (n+1, where n is “possible keystrokes”) it is inevitable that at least two monkeys will key identically, the inverse isn’t true.

  If you have 732 people in a room, there’s no guarantee that any one of them was born on August 12th.

  There’s another one that describes this better but it escapes me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re gonna need a bigger sedan…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Divine Dick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Velveeta.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Road trip!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is anyone else bothered that there are two number ones and one number two represented?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft made me sign in on their Xbox Accessories app to update the firmware on my controller⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That card was so good for so much longer than it had any right to be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t talk about fight club?

  DON’T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the era of remakes and remasters, what niche game would you like to see receive the treatment?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trapt

  Bloodrayne

  Primal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the era of remakes and remasters, what niche game would you like to see receive the treatment?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t remember any of my playthroughs of either title as a “buggy mess”. Could just be a difference in perception.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the era of remakes and remasters, what niche game would you like to see receive the treatment?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve played through various iterations of that game so many times, and I agree that it needs another modernization!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the era of remakes and remasters, what niche game would you like to see receive the treatment?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you hate my country so much you can’t even say the name when it’s in reference to something else entirely?

  (This should not be taken seriously. It is a joke.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every place gotta have the cuck booth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Misread this as “Boeing engineer friend” and immediately thought they’d probably benefit from more than just a wingman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't we just gather up all the ocean's trash and all the nonrecyclables, put them in a rocket, and launch it into the sun?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gathering all the trash to launch it into the sun isn’t easy, as many comments have pointed out. Not only do you have to counteract the velocity of Earth, but I’d expect you’d need a way to keep them alive on the trip there as well. I mean, I’m assuming you want them to be cognizant until the end, yeah?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GORILLA GORILLA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Buffalo buffalo buffalo homo Homo sapiens sapiens?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mine's a Juicer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better sell within the next six years, though, according to Japan…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important notice!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Despite the aneurysm, “play the role of power to make their toys broken” sounds completely badass.