ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@kbin.social
- Comment on For The First Time In A Decade, Nobody Is Working On Cyberpunk 2077 5 months ago:
I want a proper sequel, Cyberpunk 2420.
- Comment on Extra sharp 5 months ago:
You're completely Emmental!
- Comment on He came with receipts 5 months ago:
So we are kind of like cheese curds.
- Comment on We constantly have spit in our mouth 100% of the time but if we were made to drink any amount of our spit it'd be disgusting. Why? 5 months ago:
Are you drinking your kin's blood?
- Comment on Meet my new puppy: Ass! 5 months ago:
Blueberry Muffin
- Comment on Normalize it! 5 months ago:
Maybe the earliest example of, "You should see the other guy!"
- Comment on Wilburrrr 5 months ago:
You bridle like it's such a cinch.
- Comment on What would you consider to be the greatest action movie of the 2000s so far? 5 months ago:
Everything Everywhere All at Once deserves a spot on the list.
- Comment on a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave? 5 months ago:
There's no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There's an inherent power discrepancy.
- Comment on a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave? 5 months ago:
Also immortal. And hypersexual.
- Comment on Anon discovers a diet trick 5 months ago:
Speaking for myself, I definitely became "that guy who wouldn't shutup about the diet he was on," so that may be part of it. Case in point, our exchange here. :)
- Comment on Anon discovers a diet trick 5 months ago:
Likewise.
- Comment on Anon discovers a diet trick 5 months ago:
I didn't truly understand cravings until I started keto. Those first few weeks as you're getting into ketosis are something else. Suddenly, "I want this very specific snack more than anything else on earth."
- Comment on I don't know which one of you needed this information, but you're welcome. 5 months ago:
Me want da punani see for make me nice,
Me love the way you walk sometimes,
The way you talk is so hot,
Now you know let's have a shot of rum,
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin' - Comment on I don't have long left 5 months ago:
I have a shitty Target duffel bag that's been with me on so many adventures. It's falling apart, but I refuse to let it go, precisely because it's been with me on so many adventures. That also explains the several pairs of shoes with holes in them I can't bring myself to throw out.
- Comment on Like magic 5 months ago:
I'm gifted with extreme literacy.
- Comment on Like magic 5 months ago:
No, you just gave me an opportunity to use my incredible god-like gift.
- Comment on How would you decorate this room? 5 months ago:
Add another fan a few feet to the left of the first one to make the room more visually balanced.
- Comment on How would you decorate this room? 5 months ago:
Then take psychedelics and lock yourself in.
- Comment on Like most normal human males… 5 months ago:
I love that Mark's just a regular guy.
- Comment on Lesbian incest is morally okay 5 months ago:
Thank you for the heads-up.
- Comment on Myth of Saddam's Allegory of the Never Give Up in the Nutty Putty Cave 5 months ago:
Sorry, apologies to any of the living Husseins who may have read my tasteless joke.
- Comment on Will Billionaires Destroy Worker Rights? | Robert Reich 5 months ago:
Oooooooh, they're tryin'!
- Comment on Anon looks up Danish cuisine 5 months ago:
In a pinch, you can also just flush a piece of plastic wrap down the toilet every time you eat a slice of long egg for the same effect.
- Comment on Myth of Saddam's Allegory of the Never Give Up in the Nutty Putty Cave 5 months ago:
Saddam Hussein with more commitment. "They'll never take me alive!"
- Comment on Kristen Stewart, Oscar Isaac Teaming for Hedonistic ’80s Vampire Thriller ‘Flesh of the Gods’ From ‘Mandy’ Director Panos Cosmatos 6 months ago:
Seems to suit them both pretty well.
- Comment on If a man with multiple personalities becomes suicidal, would it be considered a hostage situation? 6 months ago:
He's pasty white, but one of his personalities is black.
- Comment on Why is head hair different from other hairy parts? 6 months ago:
Also, hair stylists really should be more specific. You said you style hair, suddenly there's a difference!?
- Comment on Eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed this 6 months ago:
Further consider than the movie itself is literally pulpy and fictional and the genius of Tarantino becomes apparent. It IS Pulp Fiction, just like it says there on the screen!
- Comment on Really makes you think 6 months ago:
eeee