LARGE QUANTITIES OF CHARRED MAMMAL FLESH
Like most normal human males…
Submitted 1 year ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
“This bird appears to have been lying in the sun for some time.”
gregorum@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Humans cook their food
someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Ugh yes I was told to prepare for this. I will try some of your burnt replicated bird meat.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 year ago
I love that Mark's just a regular guy.
bstix@feddit.dk 1 year ago
The thing is… everyone is a regular guy.
All the movie stars, famous musicians, politicians and renowned scientists, yes, those are all regular guys too. They eat, shit and fall asleep on a pillow every night or about as much as regular people do and usually not all at once. 2 arms 2 legs 1 head and so. Mostly. A bit above average perhaps, but generally they have a regular number of limbs.
Mark likely does all those regular things just as well as regular guys.
However… Someone who goes on a live stream to introduce his new cutting edge technology by staring into a camera without blinking for 45 minutes endlessly mumbling about smoked meats while rocking a caesarian haircut. That’s also perfectly regular… for a lizard.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Think circumstances, achievements, influence. About their status, wealth, talents, impact.
Basic human functions: “normal” (except for the maid cleaning their skid marks off the bowl, the million thread count pillowcase).
Almost anything else: distinctly unique. When he gets sad or injured, his care’s different. When he fights with his wife, their opportunities for mediation are different. His most basic human needs can be met lavishly. He is capable of having needs we can only dream of.
The fact a billionaire poops is kinda the least interesting or perhaps relevant thing I can think of, but maybe I’m missing a part of the perspective.
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
All the movie stars, famous musicians, politicians and renowned scientists, yes, those are all regular guys too.
Today I learned… I’m a regular guy?
Huh.
quantenzitrone@feddit.de 1 year ago
They eat, shit and fall asleep
what?
oh there is a comma there
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
He tried so hard, god bless
Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 year ago
what was this about mortar shells ?
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s so normal, I’m in love! 😍
L0wded_@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Does that replenish his energy in his testicle too
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I can’t tell if this is real or not
MilitantVegan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Was this written by a vegan?
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mortar shells? uhhh I’m not sure what mortar shells he’s been around or how he’s cooking that meat but those are two sounds that should not align.
Stamau123@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mortar shells are fireworks
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Better but still not how your grill should sound…
Shadowq8@lemmy.world 1 year ago
in my lane unbothered.
thehatfox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s that daft haircut, he’s adopted a different style recently and suddenly looked 10x more human.
No amount of barbers can disguise the blokes behaviour though.
sebinspace@lemmy.world 1 year ago
IIRC, he does that to resemble Caeser Augustus or something to that effect… Image
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It’s never not fashionable to style oneself after inbred royalty.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Such a daft bloke.
bquintb@midwest.social 1 year ago
Daftpilled blokemaxxer
hatedbad@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
if you’re talking about that recent pic of him floating around with a chain and a bread, that was an AI doctored photo