LARGE QUANTITIES OF CHARRED MAMMAL FLESH
Like most normal human males…
Submitted 11 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
“This bird appears to have been lying in the sun for some time.”
gregorum@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Humans cook their food
someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Ugh yes I was told to prepare for this. I will try some of your burnt replicated bird meat.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 months ago
I love that Mark's just a regular guy.
bstix@feddit.dk 11 months ago
The thing is… everyone is a regular guy.
All the movie stars, famous musicians, politicians and renowned scientists, yes, those are all regular guys too. They eat, shit and fall asleep on a pillow every night or about as much as regular people do and usually not all at once. 2 arms 2 legs 1 head and so. Mostly. A bit above average perhaps, but generally they have a regular number of limbs.
Mark likely does all those regular things just as well as regular guys.
However… Someone who goes on a live stream to introduce his new cutting edge technology by staring into a camera without blinking for 45 minutes endlessly mumbling about smoked meats while rocking a caesarian haircut. That’s also perfectly regular… for a lizard.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Think circumstances, achievements, influence. About their status, wealth, talents, impact.
Basic human functions: “normal” (except for the maid cleaning their skid marks off the bowl, the million thread count pillowcase).
Almost anything else: distinctly unique. When he gets sad or injured, his care’s different. When he fights with his wife, their opportunities for mediation are different. His most basic human needs can be met lavishly. He is capable of having needs we can only dream of.
The fact a billionaire poops is kinda the least interesting or perhaps relevant thing I can think of, but maybe I’m missing a part of the perspective.
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
All the movie stars, famous musicians, politicians and renowned scientists, yes, those are all regular guys too.
Today I learned… I’m a regular guy?
Huh.
quantenzitrone@feddit.de 11 months ago
They eat, shit and fall asleep
what?
oh there is a comma there
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
He tried so hard, god bless
Hadriscus@lemm.ee 11 months ago
what was this about mortar shells ?
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He’s so normal, I’m in love! 😍
L0wded_@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Does that replenish his energy in his testicle too
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I can’t tell if this is real or not
MilitantVegan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Was this written by a vegan?
Maggoty@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mortar shells? uhhh I’m not sure what mortar shells he’s been around or how he’s cooking that meat but those are two sounds that should not align.
Stamau123@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mortar shells are fireworks
Maggoty@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Better but still not how your grill should sound…
Shadowq8@lemmy.world 11 months ago
in my lane unbothered.
thehatfox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s that daft haircut, he’s adopted a different style recently and suddenly looked 10x more human.
No amount of barbers can disguise the blokes behaviour though.
sebinspace@lemmy.world 11 months ago
IIRC, he does that to resemble Caeser Augustus or something to that effect… Image
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s never not fashionable to style oneself after inbred royalty.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Such a daft bloke.
bquintb@midwest.social 11 months ago
Daftpilled blokemaxxer
hatedbad@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
if you’re talking about that recent pic of him floating around with a chain and a bread, that was an AI doctored photo