Submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/175e0571-7ec2-46c9-86ee-8fe546144bbc.jpeg
I believe that these are manufactured eggs in order to minimize waste. Instead of wasting the ends, and the smaller slices with no or little yolk, the yolk and whites from eggs are separated and reunited to make uniform slices of boiled egg.
Nobody would serve this. Its for use in kitchens, canteens and restaurants
NGL my family would love this. Nobody likes the ends, and I always hate it going to waste.
That, or you know, teach your family that food waste is not ok
This video shows one way to make them, but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark. It also makes me think these long egg tubes could probably be used as heated pocket pussies.
Have you ever wanted to kick back and relax, but you hate the after-wank munchies? Introducing the long egg tube! Just jam some eggs and your dick all up in there and give yourself a creampie that can quench that snack craving in one easy step! Call now and we will send you a second tube absolutely free; great for enjoying a romantic night in! But wait, there’s more! Call in the next 60 seconds and we will add a butthole stretcher xl absolutely free! That’s two tubes and a butthole stretcher for just 4 easy payments of 19.95!
You’re supposed to blow on it to force the yolk out, eat that first, then fuck the albumen, and consume that afterwards. At least that’s how it was taught to me.
The butthole stretcher is just like a free space in bingo.
How much is shipping and handling?? That’s where you long egg tube people get ya.
You had me at jamming eggs up my dick. Take my money!
but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark.
This is what us Swedes have been saying all along.
And you’re right about everything except your misconception that us being weirdos is a BAD thing 😉
Mmm, nothing like pulling a fresh tube eggs out of the hamper when your cat’s been warming it up.
there’s something strange in the state of Denmark. I’m guessing, it being eggs, this might explain the rotten smell.
Based on the video, there seems to be multiple opportunities for use of the heated pocket pussy
Dammit, now I gotta fuck an egg for science (this time)
They are for making “smørrebrød” in commercial kitchens. Basically nobody has these at home. We use normal hard boiled eggs, like everyone else. These exist solely to minimize waste when the “smørrebrød” needs to be “pretty”, with no slices of egg without yolk. And to save labour on peeling eggs.
That’s rich coming from an American but I’m also surprised these haven’t become a thing here yet. Americans love convenience over everything, including human (or animal) dignity.
We prefer our hardboiled eggs de-shelled and single packaged in plastic in order to maximize waste, thank you very much!
Don’t forget the pre-peeled citrus fruits sold in plastic containers!
I crack my egg into a ziplock bag and then souz vide it until hard boiled because fuck all y’all
In a pinch, you can also just flush a piece of plastic wrap down the toilet every time you eat a slice of long egg for the same effect.
I want to try the long egg.
Go suck a long egg
I’ll teach your grandmother to suck long eggs!
For how long
What’s wrong with the chickens is more what I’m thinking.
username checks out
They are just regular long chickens, nothing to be concerned about
They’re extruding chickens
They’re cock eggs, obviously.
Mmmm human bacon 👌
I was wondering if they hatch into long pig
I am Danish and I have never seen this…
I wasn’t born in denmark but i live there, haven’t seen them until now either
Real reason why the Angles abandoned the Jutland peninsula.
Yes! Eggs should be oval and coated with deep fried meat!
Sweden: Flying Jacob
That’s the epitome of “fuck it, I’ll just throw in whatever I have around”.
That sounds delicious!
It really is delicious
Definitely high when he came up with this. That “air freight industry” bit was just a handy coincidence.
I want to try it!
Next up: Frying Jacob
After that: Rappelling Jacob
I’d try it, I think plantains would be better than bananas though.
What’s the censored word
I think it rhymes with maggots.
And also means “a bundle of sticks”
Wait until you see long egg nog.
Literally never seen or had this in Denmark.
Well, apparently you missed out: https://scienceinfo.net/the-truth-behind-the-famous-30cm-long-chicken-eggs-in-denmark.html
Boiled chicken eggs are where there is no, and if not a gourmet, when peeling eggs out, you will not distinguish the other American chicken eggs anywhere in Vietnam.
Am I having an aneurysm or is that first paragraph gibberish?
My guess is they’re used in industrial kitchens when preparing lunch for lots of people. You know, the same people who have 10L of egg-whites in the walk-in cooler. I can’t imagine regular people using them, they’re definitely not available in shops.
How do you devil it?
Paint it red and add some horns
Tempt it with a good dill.
Watch the video above, deviling would be quite easy actually.
The danish eat eggs the long way.
rødgrød med fløde is definitely the most famous danish dish.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Image
sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
!surrealmemes@sh.itjust.works