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Anon looks up Danish cuisine

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • sjmarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      !surrealmemes@sh.itjust.works

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  • cosmicrookie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I believe that these are manufactured eggs in order to minimize waste. Instead of wasting the ends, and the smaller slices with no or little yolk, the yolk and whites from eggs are separated and reunited to make uniform slices of boiled egg.

    Nobody would serve this. Its for use in kitchens, canteens and restaurants

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    • maynarkh@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      NGL my family would love this. Nobody likes the ends, and I always hate it going to waste.

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      • wax@feddit.nu ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That, or you know, teach your family that food waste is not ok

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  • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This video shows one way to make them, but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark. It also makes me think these long egg tubes could probably be used as heated pocket pussies.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you ever wanted to kick back and relax, but you hate the after-wank munchies? Introducing the long egg tube! Just jam some eggs and your dick all up in there and give yourself a creampie that can quench that snack craving in one easy step! Call now and we will send you a second tube absolutely free; great for enjoying a romantic night in! But wait, there’s more! Call in the next 60 seconds and we will add a butthole stretcher xl absolutely free! That’s two tubes and a butthole stretcher for just 4 easy payments of 19.95!

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      • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re supposed to blow on it to force the yolk out, eat that first, then fuck the albumen, and consume that afterwards. At least that’s how it was taught to me.

        The butthole stretcher is just like a free space in bingo.

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      • Syd@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How much is shipping and handling?? That’s where you long egg tube people get ya.

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      • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You had me at jamming eggs up my dick. Take my money!

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    • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark.

      This is what us Swedes have been saying all along.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And you’re right about everything except your misconception that us being weirdos is a BAD thing 😉

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      • wolfpack86@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Show these fine people your pizzas

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    • bulwark@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mmm, nothing like pulling a fresh tube eggs out of the hamper when your cat’s been warming it up.

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      there’s something strange in the state of Denmark. I’m guessing, it being eggs, this might explain the rotten smell.

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Based on the video, there seems to be multiple opportunities for use of the heated pocket pussy

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dammit, now I gotta fuck an egg for science (this time)

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  • ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They are for making “smørrebrød” in commercial kitchens. Basically nobody has these at home. We use normal hard boiled eggs, like everyone else. These exist solely to minimize waste when the “smørrebrød” needs to be “pretty”, with no slices of egg without yolk. And to save labour on peeling eggs.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s rich coming from an American but I’m also surprised these haven’t become a thing here yet. Americans love convenience over everything, including human (or animal) dignity.

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    • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We prefer our hardboiled eggs de-shelled and single packaged in plastic in order to maximize waste, thank you very much!

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      • tektite@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Don’t forget the pre-peeled citrus fruits sold in plastic containers!

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I crack my egg into a ziplock bag and then souz vide it until hard boiled because fuck all y’all

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      • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In a pinch, you can also just flush a piece of plastic wrap down the toilet every time you eat a slice of long egg for the same effect.

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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I want to try the long egg.

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    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Go suck a long egg

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      • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ll teach your grandmother to suck long eggs!

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      • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        For how long

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s wrong with the chickens is more what I’m thinking.

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    • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        username checks out

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They are just regular long chickens, nothing to be concerned about

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    • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re extruding chickens

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re cock eggs, obviously.

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Better long eggs than long pig 💀

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    • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mmmm human bacon 👌

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was wondering if they hatch into long pig

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  • petersr@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am Danish and I have never seen this…

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    • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Actually, you just saw it, so you have seen it

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      • petersr@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hard to argue with that logic 😂

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    • TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wasn’t born in denmark but i live there, haven’t seen them until now either

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Real reason why the Angles abandoned the Jutland peninsula.

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    • Aux@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes! Eggs should be oval and coated with deep fried meat!

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  • cerement@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sweden: Flying Jacob

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    • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s the epitome of “fuck it, I’ll just throw in whatever I have around”.

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    • xep@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That sounds delicious!

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It really is delicious

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    • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Definitely high when he came up with this. That “air freight industry” bit was just a handy coincidence.

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    • snooggums@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I want to try it!

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    • Hupf@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Next up: Frying Jacob

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        After that: Rappelling Jacob

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    • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d try it, I think plantains would be better than bananas though.

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s the censored word

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    • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think it rhymes with maggots.

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      • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And also means “a bundle of sticks”

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait until you see long egg nog.

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  • EvilCartyen@feddit.dk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Literally never seen or had this in Denmark.

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    • Dymonika@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, apparently you missed out: https://scienceinfo.net/the-truth-behind-the-famous-30cm-long-chicken-eggs-in-denmark.html

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      • classic@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Boiled chicken eggs are where there is no, and if not a gourmet, when peeling eggs out, you will not distinguish the other American chicken eggs anywhere in Vietnam.

        Am I having an aneurysm or is that first paragraph gibberish?

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      • EvilCartyen@feddit.dk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My guess is they’re used in industrial kitchens when preparing lunch for lots of people. You know, the same people who have 10L of egg-whites in the walk-in cooler. I can’t imagine regular people using them, they’re definitely not available in shops.

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How do you devil it?

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    • Lommy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Paint it red and add some horns

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tempt it with a good dill.

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    • PapaStevesy@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Watch the video above, deviling would be quite easy actually.

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  • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The danish eat eggs the long way.

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  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    rødgrød med fløde is definitely the most famous danish dish.

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