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Meet my new puppy: Ass!

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cum.

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    • KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thank you for your snackrifice.

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    • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This ruins the edge.

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        All goon things must come to an end. 😌

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You had to?

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What was I supposed to do? Lie? I am a good boy, sir. 😤

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did you aim it towards your face?

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    • hidden_splendor@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Come, Cum!

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think we’re supposed to name you now?

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      • No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I suggest “Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater”

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Taquito

    Fits pretty well if you ask me...

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  • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cheese Stick ain’t a terrible name tho

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  • doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ibuprofen

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  • owatnext@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wood glue.

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    • Hule@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As long as it’s non-toxic.

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      • owatnext@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Mmm. Tacky. Now with a new non-toxic formula.

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    • Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wood-fired pizza ?

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      • owatnext@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        All I do is crunch numbers and eat wood glue. No pizza.

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  • Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My left leg.

    (If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shuffle one letter over to dessert island and you’ll be good for a bit.

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    • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t know why you went for the left. Plenty of meat left on the right one. We’ll send a team out in a month.

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  • HFMo@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dog

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    • meep_launcher@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hush Puppy.

      That’s not what you ate, that’s what you said when you ate it.

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  • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Richard!

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      please be referring to dick

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  • FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Puppy 🗿

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ass

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  • ted@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Banh mi

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    • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fuck I want a banh mi

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  • baggins@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Totino’s Pizza Rolls

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  • Vytle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cock

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  • Marzanna@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kefir Technically I drank it but it was thick so it was my meal

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    • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How THICC

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pancake

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same! Fits him like a glove too.

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  • Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Brownie

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It was back last August, so… does Ensure count?

    Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Somehow I have a Mitchell and Webb sketch ringing in my head, but I’m not quite sure which.

      …

      I think it might be the giant death laser.

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  • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Croquette and I think it’s a great name

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  • copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sigh…pussy

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  • Alatarius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sushi. Almost seems kind of fitting.

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  • chtk@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tripple Choco Cookie.

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  • krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dog

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Goose

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Potato!

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  • Sorgan71@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A black man’s ass

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  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pot roast, think it fits pretty well

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Richard.

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Toast

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  • SirBucksworth@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My girlfriends ass?

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