Meet my new puppy: Ass!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Cum.

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  • KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Thank you for your snackrifice.

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  • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This ruins the edge.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      All goon things must come to an end. 😌

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You had to?

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      What was I supposed to do? Lie? I am a good boy, sir. 😤

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Did you aim it towards your face?

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  • hidden_splendor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Come, Cum!

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I think we’re supposed to name you now?

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    • No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I suggest “Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater”

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• FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Taquito

  Fits pretty well if you ask me...

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• MsPenguinette@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Cheese Stick ain’t a terrible name tho

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• doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ibuprofen

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• owatnext@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Wood glue.

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  • Hule@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    As long as it’s non-toxic.

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    • owatnext@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Mmm. Tacky. Now with a new non-toxic formula.

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  • Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Wood-fired pizza ?

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    • owatnext@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      All I do is crunch numbers and eat wood glue. No pizza.

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• Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  My left leg.

  (If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Shuffle one letter over to dessert island and you’ll be good for a bit.

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  • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I don’t know why you went for the left. Plenty of meat left on the right one. We’ll send a team out in a month.

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• HFMo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Dog

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  • meep_launcher@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Hush Puppy.

    That’s not what you ate, that’s what you said when you ate it.

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• S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Richard!

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    please be referring to dick

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• FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Puppy 🗿

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• simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ass

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• ted@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Banh mi

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  • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Fuck I want a banh mi

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• baggins@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹

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• wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Totino’s Pizza Rolls

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• Vytle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Cock

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• Marzanna@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Kefir Technically I drank it but it was thick so it was my meal

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  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    How THICC

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Pancake

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Same! Fits him like a glove too.

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• Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Brownie

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It was back last August, so… does Ensure count?

  Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Somehow I have a Mitchell and Webb sketch ringing in my head, but I’m not quite sure which.

    …

    I think it might be the giant death laser.

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• Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Croquette and I think it’s a great name

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• Alatarius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Sushi. Almost seems kind of fitting.

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• chtk@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Tripple Choco Cookie.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Potato!

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• Sorgan71@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  A black man’s ass

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• zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Pot roast, think it fits pretty well

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Richard.

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Toast

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• SirBucksworth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  My girlfriends ass?

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• key@lemmy.keychat.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!

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