No_Change_Just_Money
@No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de
- Comment on Funding 1 year ago:
Maybe the senator got some of the hints but assumed she was the one getting spanked
Being disappointed they have identical but not matching desires, she wanted to remove herself from the project
- Comment on The devil on my shoulder 1 year ago:
I just know dougdoug hates Jake from State Farm, and the enemy of my enemy is something
#wehatedougdoug
- Comment on Chips 1 year ago:
Counterpoint:
I can derive/make fries from potatoes and pringles from fries
- Comment on Ethics 1 year ago:
Heart diseases are the major cause of death in the US. Our research aims to reduce mortality and negative life impacts of cardiovascular diseases.
This will lead to further overaging the population, higher age in congress, and in the long run to the collapse of society
- Comment on wizard posting 1 year ago:
The alchemist found a blue potion shielding you from this spell
- Comment on We cater any event! 1 year ago:
Wait, what?
Jim is back in town?
Roll up all barrels from the cellar. Today, we feast and drink!
- Comment on I can't stop doing it 1 year ago:
Don’t forget cool communities going completely silent
- Comment on Absolutely diabolical 1 year ago:
Hardest exoskeleton of any known insect (researchers drove their Toyota over one of them, and it survived)
And an abnormal long lifespan for a beetle.
Intresting little critters
- Comment on Spicy jokes 1 year ago:
Figure one seems to only convey two messages:
Get me off
&
Get me your fucking mailing list
- Comment on Like a prion 1 year ago:
One cell contains 2 meters of follded dna 1 A human has 36 trillion cells 2 The distance between Earth and Jupiter varies from 588 million km to 999 million km and averages at 601 million kilometers 3
36 trillion * 2 meters / 0,6 trillion meters
120 times to Jupiter (or 60 times back an forth) on average
Or 72 times to Jupiter (36 times back and forth) at the highest distance
1 Alberts B, Johnson A, Lewis J, et al. Molecular Biology of the Cell. 4th edition. New York: Garland Science; 2002. Chromosomal DNA and Its Packaging in the Chromatin Fiber. Available from: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK26834/
- Comment on Elsevier 1 year ago:
I mean a paper is renowned if many people cute from it
We could just try citing more free papers, whenever possible (as long as they still have peer review)
- Comment on And they say English is bad 1 year ago:
Would you translate the bold text below the subtitles?
- Comment on Coconuts 🥥 1 year ago:
Your point is valid, but less funny and will therefore be ignored
(Thank you for fact checking)
- Comment on Are You an NPC? 1 year ago:
You make decisions based on your ideals, values, goals and previous experiences
This is the only free will that counts, no matter if it is deterministic or not
- Comment on Turtle Shells 1 year ago:
*shows toungue and puts it back in
- Comment on Make disinformation fun again. 1 year ago:
Please write it out as image transcript, so that Google can continue to poison its llm with internet garbage
- Comment on molten cheese 1 year ago:
So it was colorized in 57, but when was the test?
- Comment on find the one 1 year ago:
Holy Mole-y
- Comment on Wey hey and up she rises 1 year ago:
His drinking problem made his family / His drinking problem made his family / His drinking problem made his family / Send him straight to rehab
- Comment on Wey hey and up she rises 1 year ago:
Give him a fine and then suspend him Give him a fine and then suspend him Give him a fine and then suspend him Early in the morning
- Comment on Meet my new puppy: Ass! 1 year ago:
I suggest “Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater”
- Comment on We are the stories we tell ourselves 1 year ago:
Na bro, you are just influenced by the Narativum in the atmosphere, which has nothing to do with your brain
- Comment on SPOOKY TIME 1 year ago:
Pov: someone who is unsure how pov works
- Comment on Scientific dietary advice 1 year ago:
Rockcandy, the only candy that is good for you
- Comment on Incest 1 year ago:
“The youth of our nation is too easily persuaded by unchecked claims on the internet”
Abraham Lincoln - Vampire hunter
- Comment on Wormholes 1 year ago:
Best case scenario, they rip the piece out of a students textbook, which probably cost 200 $, without asking them first (thor love and thunder)
- Comment on Caption this. 1 year ago:
“Me and my sibling”
- Comment on Positive 1 year ago:
Ducking autocorrect
- Comment on Oh god, kill it! 1 year ago:
🥶
I mean seems to work with my “poor people phone” ™
- Comment on damnit, again 1 year ago:
Tgey will receive the sea slug pictures and they will like them! Do we understand us?