No_Change_Just_Money
@No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de
- Comment on Funding 10 months ago:
Maybe the senator got some of the hints but assumed she was the one getting spanked
Being disappointed they have identical but not matching desires, she wanted to remove herself from the project
- Comment on The devil on my shoulder 10 months ago:
I just know dougdoug hates Jake from State Farm, and the enemy of my enemy is something
#wehatedougdoug
- Comment on Chips 10 months ago:
Counterpoint:
I can derive/make fries from potatoes and pringles from fries
- Comment on Ethics 10 months ago:
Heart diseases are the major cause of death in the US. Our research aims to reduce mortality and negative life impacts of cardiovascular diseases.
This will lead to further overaging the population, higher age in congress, and in the long run to the collapse of society
- Comment on wizard posting 10 months ago:
The alchemist found a blue potion shielding you from this spell
- Comment on We cater any event! 11 months ago:
Wait, what?
Jim is back in town?
Roll up all barrels from the cellar. Today, we feast and drink!
- Comment on I can't stop doing it 11 months ago:
Don’t forget cool communities going completely silent
- Comment on Absolutely diabolical 11 months ago:
Hardest exoskeleton of any known insect (researchers drove their Toyota over one of them, and it survived)
And an abnormal long lifespan for a beetle.
Intresting little critters
- Comment on Spicy jokes 11 months ago:
Figure one seems to only convey two messages:
Get me off
&
Get me your fucking mailing list
- Comment on Like a prion 11 months ago:
One cell contains 2 meters of follded dna 1 A human has 36 trillion cells 2 The distance between Earth and Jupiter varies from 588 million km to 999 million km and averages at 601 million kilometers 3
36 trillion * 2 meters / 0,6 trillion meters
120 times to Jupiter (or 60 times back an forth) on average
Or 72 times to Jupiter (36 times back and forth) at the highest distance
1 Alberts B, Johnson A, Lewis J, et al. Molecular Biology of the Cell. 4th edition. New York: Garland Science; 2002. Chromosomal DNA and Its Packaging in the Chromatin Fiber. Available from: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK26834/
- Comment on Elsevier 11 months ago:
I mean a paper is renowned if many people cute from it
We could just try citing more free papers, whenever possible (as long as they still have peer review)
- Comment on And they say English is bad 11 months ago:
Would you translate the bold text below the subtitles?
- Comment on Coconuts 🥥 11 months ago:
Your point is valid, but less funny and will therefore be ignored
(Thank you for fact checking)
- Comment on Are You an NPC? 11 months ago:
You make decisions based on your ideals, values, goals and previous experiences
This is the only free will that counts, no matter if it is deterministic or not
- Comment on Turtle Shells 11 months ago:
*shows toungue and puts it back in
- Comment on Make disinformation fun again. 11 months ago:
Please write it out as image transcript, so that Google can continue to poison its llm with internet garbage
- Comment on molten cheese 11 months ago:
So it was colorized in 57, but when was the test?
- Comment on find the one 11 months ago:
Holy Mole-y
- Comment on Wey hey and up she rises 11 months ago:
His drinking problem made his family / His drinking problem made his family / His drinking problem made his family / Send him straight to rehab
- Comment on Wey hey and up she rises 11 months ago:
Give him a fine and then suspend him Give him a fine and then suspend him Give him a fine and then suspend him Early in the morning
- Comment on Meet my new puppy: Ass! 11 months ago:
I suggest “Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater”
- Comment on We are the stories we tell ourselves 11 months ago:
Na bro, you are just influenced by the Narativum in the atmosphere, which has nothing to do with your brain
- Comment on SPOOKY TIME 11 months ago:
Pov: someone who is unsure how pov works
- Comment on Scientific dietary advice 11 months ago:
Rockcandy, the only candy that is good for you
- Comment on Incest 11 months ago:
“The youth of our nation is too easily persuaded by unchecked claims on the internet”
Abraham Lincoln - Vampire hunter
- Comment on Wormholes 11 months ago:
Best case scenario, they rip the piece out of a students textbook, which probably cost 200 $, without asking them first (thor love and thunder)
- Comment on Caption this. 1 year ago:
“Me and my sibling”
- Comment on Positive 1 year ago:
Ducking autocorrect
- Comment on Oh god, kill it! 1 year ago:
🥶
I mean seems to work with my “poor people phone” ™
- Comment on damnit, again 1 year ago:
Tgey will receive the sea slug pictures and they will like them! Do we understand us?