Submitted 4 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Heart diseases are the major cause of death in the US. Our research aims to reduce mortality and negative life impacts of cardiovascular diseases.
This will lead to further overaging the population, higher age in congress, and in the long run to the collapse of society
I dunno’, it’s arguably GOOD ethics to try and swindle evil-slated money to a normal project. Assuming the normal scientist doesn’t actually make the taped on puppy shredder.
Even more unethical points for not complying after funding!
This is essentially every project funded through a “defense” agency.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That would be a good job for Dr. Horrible if he wanted to leave the Evil League of Evil.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 months ago
He saw the operation you tried to pull today
But your humiliation means he still votes “Neigh!”
And now assassination is just the only way
There will be blood, it might be yours
So, go kill someone!
Signed, Bad Horse.
Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I came here to say, that’s basically the subplot of Dr Horrible.