Do you think they’d cater a horse funeral?
We cater any event!
Submitted 2 years ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Zier@fedia.io 2 years ago
What??
NO!
Don't be silly. Where did you even get such a crazy idea?
Are you even serious right now???
I mean, I have no words...
A horse funeral, who even does that!MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bye bye lil sebastian
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Only T U E S D A Y S
Norgur@fedia.io 2 years ago
They do horse funerals and horse funerals, but I doubt they'd to horse funerals.
IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 2 years ago
They only do anniversaryies of horse funerals
lowleveldata@programming.dev 2 years ago
Only for the first and second year
pigup@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Horse funeral Horse funeral 2 Horse funeral: truly aww-foal Horse funeral: equinity
klemptor@startrek.website 2 years ago
I love Obvious Plant
phorq@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 years ago
A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 years ago
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 years ago
Catering companiee would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Jim’s coming back?!
nailbar@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
They should have put that one above the second horse funeral.
qbus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Jim is the horse
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Jim had left?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He went out for cigarettes and never came back!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
It’s a Lemon Tango moment!
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
This just unlocked one of my weirdest childhood memories. I played fastpitch softball as a kid, and at one away game the school’s softball field was next to a pasture. During warmups and the first several innings, we watched a guy dig a hole in the pasture. In the second inning or so, we hear a gunshot off in the distance, and the third has a truck dragging a horse corpse to the big hole. The man shoved the horse corpse into the grave, and takes three innings to bury the horse.
At the team huddle after the game, one of my teammates said an eulogy for the horse.
WarmSoda@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think we’ve made some great progress today, don’t you? How does next Tuesday at 11 sound for our follow up.
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 years ago
That’s brutal…
I went to a middle school that sat next to a farm. A number of our athletic matches were canceled due to the cows getting out and one was canceled because the farmer shot a coyote on our baseball field & left it.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Careful. Read their reviews online and I’m not so sure about this place. They served deviled eggs at the return of Jim and everyone knew Jim hated eggs. Some people argued this was even why Jim left again and didn’t stay returned.
lugal@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Jim is back? Why didn’t anybody tell me? Is he doing fine?
marble@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Jim the horse? I’m afraid I have bad news for you.
mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 2 years ago
The horse is name is Jim
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Just after his wedding… :(
Tja@programming.dev 2 years ago
Bye… Bye… 🎶 Lil’ Sebastian… 🎶
CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
I miss him in the saddest fashion.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Finally, someone to cater my horse wedding with drugs on a quiet Tuesday night!
Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
“For You, The Day Bison Graced Your Village Was The Most Important Day Of Your Life. But For Me, It Was TUESDAY”
ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“You know you don’t need to bring a dead horse every time you want catering right, Jim?”
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 years ago
“Jim has returned! But this time he brought us a live horse…. you think he’s still going to ask us to cater its funeral?”
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can they do an horse funeral on a Tuesday? It’s not clear from the text.
aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Come inside for a free consultation.
UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Yes, they serve a double feature of rum and rosswurst.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
LMAOA, that reminded me of one of the teaser clips for that ol’ Supreme Commander 2:
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If they bring a mariachi band I’m sold
Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It would be especially appropriate for a horse funeral were the animal was used to bring contraband over the Sierra Morena.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I just want mariachi band to play Y Los Cielos on the other side of the door when I’m trying to squeeze out a really tough one, but that would be rude to them and those years are past.
69420@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ya gotta laugh.
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Do they provide written material on ‘How to beat a dead horse’?
Maybe a dummies guide?
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 years ago
Where is the catering in this thread?
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I would love for their to be a town somewhere where this was a very sensible sign and not humor at all.
ssj2marx@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
holds up spork
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 2 years ago
We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Tuesdays are the most productive day of the week. Not a time for celebration, its business time.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 2 years ago
All the more reason to reduce productivity. Flatten the curve, lower expectations. Tuesday is the scab of weekdays. The other days need to strike.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
German Tuesday (Dienstag) roughly translates as duty-day (Dienst-Tag), probably not etymologically, but still.
psychonova@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
could we celebrate wednesdays instead? tuesdays are my weekly catered drug intervention with my mother.
Routhinator@startrek.website 2 years ago
Throw a dead horse into the mix and we have a party.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It wasn’t Tuesday it was T u e s d a y. I am assuming it’s like a normal Tuesday but in some uncanny valley creepy form.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I heard that line in Bill Wurtz voice
flicker@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Truly the voice of several generations.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
That comment is basically a whole Bill Wurtz song.