Norgur

@Norgur@fedia.io

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Edison⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I posted your meme to a friend of mine and I'ld ike to relay his response to you:

  ah quality memage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 11⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But they don't want you to switch to "the new cool stuff". They want you to switch to "the ad serving platform"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LOCK EM UP⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We'd have to ask the Supreme Court if that's the case and the way those "super neutral judges" act... maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LOCK EM UP⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If Donald is immune, isn't Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don't fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is an anthropologist⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Woah there. The oldest pyramids we know of are about 5000 years old. That's halfway to 10k.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the smell of salmonella and the feeling of egg white clots on my skin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it impossible to reverse-engineer closed source software?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine being presented with an aircraft. You bloody well know what it does and you get permission to disassemble the whole thing to your heart's content. How big of a task do you think it'd still be to be able to work out how the winged metal tube works and why it does what it does when it does it?

  Exactly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨squeak!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I like my jokes as I like two men walking into a bar: without any logical coherence whatsoever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just don't do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What misery are we talking about?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aspirations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Furthermore, Calvin is well aware that he's talking nonsense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just don't do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If your baby has that many teeth at that age, there is something wrong

  Besides: it's not their problem that you can't empathize with people who are feeling more love and joy than you could ever imagine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aspirations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  ChatGPT in a nutshell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨confusing love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That's precisely the kind of competition they will not beat me in. I can descend into depths most people didn't even know were reachable by the gutter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dr. MURDER⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That one was a wild ride

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨confusing love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, you're not on trouble. This is where the fun begins. 😈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨confusing love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks like some stupid party game, so what's on their mind is probably copious amounts of alcohol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you see this in 30 minutes it means it didn't flop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Leaves me to wonder how abysmal the deleted memes were

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm bringing chili⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever someone deserved a dick pick it's the guy behind those texts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hearts and lungs are for losers.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Chiropractor at work: Whatever is wrong with you, as long as I get to crack some joints, you will not die of anything, pinky promise!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CAM ON⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf9FYqkyfIw
  But'chu didnt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CAM ON⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Would've, Could've, Should've. Fact is that he didn't, so you didn't.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barbie is bugs?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Most red dyes are bugs. Be it food or otherwise.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We cater any event!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They do horse funerals and horse funerals, but I doubt they'd to horse funerals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Might seriously taking me, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Don't forget to yell "rotate" so you can feel like a real pilot!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You might take me too seriously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask the people in the Provence (France) and Veneto (Italy) regions. They've got donkey salami traditions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not that serious.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet you are one of those barbarians who use a fork when they should have used a fork! Out of my sight, lowly peasant!