Norgur
@Norgur@fedia.io
- Comment on Edison 11 months ago:
I posted your meme to a friend of mine and I'ld ike to relay his response to you:
ah quality memage
- Comment on Windows 11 11 months ago:
But they don't want you to switch to "the new cool stuff". They want you to switch to "the ad serving platform"
- Comment on LOCK EM UP 11 months ago:
We'd have to ask the Supreme Court if that's the case and the way those "super neutral judges" act... maybe we wait until after the election for that one.
- Comment on LOCK EM UP 11 months ago:
If Donald is immune, isn't Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don't fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?
- Comment on Anon is an anthropologist 11 months ago:
Woah there. The oldest pyramids we know of are about 5000 years old. That's halfway to 10k.
- Comment on Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like 1 year ago:
I love the smell of salmonella and the feeling of egg white clots on my skin
- Comment on Why is it impossible to reverse-engineer closed source software? 1 year ago:
Imagine being presented with an aircraft. You bloody well know what it does and you get permission to disassemble the whole thing to your heart's content. How big of a task do you think it'd still be to be able to work out how the winged metal tube works and why it does what it does when it does it?
Exactly.
- Comment on squeak! 1 year ago:
I like my jokes as I like two men walking into a bar: without any logical coherence whatsoever
- Comment on Just don't do it 1 year ago:
What misery are we talking about?
- Comment on Aspirations 1 year ago:
Furthermore, Calvin is well aware that he's talking nonsense.
- Comment on Just don't do it 1 year ago:
If your baby has that many teeth at that age, there is something wrong
Besides: it's not their problem that you can't empathize with people who are feeling more love and joy than you could ever imagine.
- Comment on Aspirations 1 year ago:
ChatGPT in a nutshell
- Comment on confusing love 1 year ago:
That's precisely the kind of competition they will not beat me in. I can descend into depths most people didn't even know were reachable by the gutter.
- Comment on Dr. MURDER 1 year ago:
That one was a wild ride
- Comment on confusing love 1 year ago:
Oh no, you're not on trouble. This is where the fun begins. 😈
- Comment on confusing love 1 year ago:
This looks like some stupid party game, so what's on their mind is probably copious amounts of alcohol.
- Comment on If you see this in 30 minutes it means it didn't flop 1 year ago:
Leaves me to wonder how abysmal the deleted memes were
- Comment on I'm bringing chili 1 year ago:
Whenever someone deserved a dick pick it's the guy behind those texts.
- Comment on Hearts and lungs are for losers. 1 year ago:
Chiropractor at work: Whatever is wrong with you, as long as I get to crack some joints, you will not die of anything, pinky promise!
- Comment on CAM ON 1 year ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf9FYqkyfIw
But'chu didnt - Comment on CAM ON 1 year ago:
Would've, Could've, Should've. Fact is that he didn't, so you didn't.
- Comment on Barbie is bugs? 1 year ago:
Most red dyes are bugs. Be it food or otherwise.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine - Comment on We cater any event! 1 year ago:
They do horse funerals and horse funerals, but I doubt they'd to horse funerals.
- Comment on It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem 1 year ago:
Might seriously taking me, too
- Comment on Title 1 year ago:
Don't forget to yell "rotate" so you can feel like a real pilot!
- Comment on It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem 1 year ago:
You might take me too seriously
- Comment on It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem 1 year ago:
Ask the people in the Provence (France) and Veneto (Italy) regions. They've got donkey salami traditions.
- Comment on It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem 1 year ago:
Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey
- Comment on It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem 1 year ago:
That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
- Comment on It's not that serious. 1 year ago:
I bet you are one of those barbarians who use a fork when they should have used a fork! Out of my sight, lowly peasant!