But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
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Norgur@fedia.io 1 week ago
That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 week ago
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 week ago
Unprocessed salami?
tourist@lemmy.world 1 week ago
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
GiveMemes@jlai.lu 1 week ago
How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don’t think you’re talking about when a family farm’s donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I’m honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.
Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 week ago
O.O
Norgur@fedia.io 1 week ago
Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
horse maybe, but donkey? they’re very specifically working creatures and using them for anything other than pet food wouldn’t make sense.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
You might be taking the internet too seriously
Norgur@fedia.io 1 week ago
You might take me too seriously
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Seriously might be taking too internet
Norgur@fedia.io 1 week ago
Might seriously taking me, too
growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Looks like an elf to me!
Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me
abfarid@startrek.website 1 week ago
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.