I don’t remember this scene in Shrek
It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
Submitted 1 year ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 1 year ago
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It was the rule 34 version.
Norgur@fedia.io 1 year ago
That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
abfarid@startrek.website 1 year ago
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 year ago
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Unprocessed salami?
tourist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Looks like an elf to me!
Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me
Liz@midwest.social 1 year ago
A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hehe you said “oral”.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.
Liz@midwest.social 1 year ago
Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …
Ketchup@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.
Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yes.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe it’s a real Donkey Chotte
wolfpack86@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But in the morning? He’s making waffles.
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 year ago
Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.
wreel@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Dude didn’t stutter. Saving the woman.
sparkle@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Yes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I’m not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.
generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
No‽
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
spikespaz@programming.dev 1 year ago
This is the only acceptable answer
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The Shrek paradox
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It’s slithly concerning.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Slithly
I think this typo has potential.
Draegur@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…
Emerald@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
GiveMemes@jlai.lu 1 year ago
I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Donkeys don’t drink coffee.
deezbutts@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Let me see the human from the back
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s the thing. They’re all the same from there side…
itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
it’s the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee 1 year ago
They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
fah_Q@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You can only pick one.
cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Bullshit. After one dies I’m fucking it
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?
don@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
lose lose scenario
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
and suck your own dick.
Not to toot my own horn…But I can actually do that to myself. I discovered that talent of mine after I fell off my bike one time.
s_s@lemmy.one 1 year ago
Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Ehhhh I’ll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They’re both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
leaveWitX@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Choose the first one, a talking donkey
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fuck it, i’ll save her…might clear some things up lol
deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m curious
librejoe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Where’s the third option where I decapitate both?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Everybody likes a little ass
folekaule@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pack it in guys this is the comment.