I don’t remember this scene in Shrek
It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
Submitted 2 years ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 2 years ago
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It was the rule 34 version.
Norgur@fedia.io 2 years ago
That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
abfarid@startrek.website 2 years ago
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 2 years ago
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 years ago
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Jimbo@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Unprocessed salami?
tourist@lemmy.world 2 years ago
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Looks like an elf to me!
Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me
Liz@midwest.social 2 years ago
A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 2 years ago
It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hehe you said “oral”.
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.
Liz@midwest.social 2 years ago
Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …
Ketchup@reddthat.com 2 years ago
Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.
Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Maybe it’s a real Donkey Chotte
wolfpack86@lemmy.world 2 years ago
But in the morning? He’s making waffles.
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 years ago
Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.
wreel@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Dude didn’t stutter. Saving the woman.
sparkle@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Yes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I’m not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 years ago
You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.
generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
No‽
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
spikespaz@programming.dev 2 years ago
This is the only acceptable answer
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The Shrek paradox
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It’s slithly concerning.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Slithly
I think this typo has potential.
Draegur@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…
Emerald@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
GiveMemes@jlai.lu 2 years ago
I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 years ago
I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 years ago
Donkeys don’t drink coffee.
deezbutts@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Let me see the human from the back
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s the thing. They’re all the same from there side…
itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
it’s the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee 2 years ago
They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
fah_Q@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You can only pick one.
cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Bullshit. After one dies I’m fucking it
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?
don@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
lose lose scenario
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
and suck your own dick.
Not to toot my own horn…But I can actually do that to myself. I discovered that talent of mine after I fell off my bike one time.
s_s@lemmy.one 2 years ago
Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Ehhhh I’ll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They’re both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
leaveWitX@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Choose the first one, a talking donkey
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Fuck it, i’ll save her…might clear some things up lol
deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m curious
librejoe@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Where’s the third option where I decapitate both?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Everybody likes a little ass
folekaule@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Wogi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Pack it in guys this is the comment.