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It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • folekaule@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?

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    • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pack it in guys this is the comment.

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  • majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t remember this scene in Shrek

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    • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep

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    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It was the rule 34 version.

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  • Norgur@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.

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    • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
      Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.

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    • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

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      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But the human will let you suck her dick. So

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    • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Unprocessed salami?

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      • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit

        rascals

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    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You might be taking the internet too seriously

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      • Norgur@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You might take me too seriously

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    • growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.

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    • justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Looks like an elf to me!

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    • Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me

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  • Liz@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.

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    • volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy

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      • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hehe you said “oral”.

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.

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      • Liz@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it

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    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …

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      • Ketchup@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.

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    • Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How much teeth do you like?

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      • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes.

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s a real Donkey Chotte

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    • wolfpack86@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But in the morning? He’s making waffles.

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  • Holzkohlen@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.

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      • wreel@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dude didn’t stutter. Saving the woman.

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      • sparkle@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?

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  • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I’m not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.

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    • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?

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      • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.

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      • generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No‽

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.

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    • spikespaz@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is the only acceptable answer

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Shrek paradox

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  • Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It’s slithly concerning.

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      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Slithly

        I think this typo has potential.

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  • Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…

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    • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.

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      • GiveMemes@jlai.lu ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho

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    • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.

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      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!

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  • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Donkeys don’t drink coffee.

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  • deezbutts@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Let me see the human from the back

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    • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s the thing. They’re all the same from there side…

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  • itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(

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    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        it’s the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos

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    • chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well

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    • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.

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  • fah_Q@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So

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  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH

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    • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can only pick one.

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      • cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bullshit. After one dies I’m fucking it

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      • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.

    Water is the universal solvent.

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  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lose lose scenario

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    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.

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      • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        and suck your own dick.

        Not to toot my own horn…But I can actually do that to myself. I discovered that talent of mine after I fell off my bike one time.

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  • s_s@lemmy.one ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.

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  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ehhhh I’ll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They’re both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.

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  • leaveWitX@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Choose the first one, a talking donkey

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.

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  • CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck it, i’ll save her…might clear some things up lol

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  • deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m curious

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  • librejoe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where’s the third option where I decapitate both?

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everybody likes a little ass

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