I don’t remember this scene in Shrek
It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
Submitted 11 months ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 11 months ago
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It was the rule 34 version.
Norgur@fedia.io 11 months ago
That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
abfarid@startrek.website 11 months ago
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 11 months ago
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Jimbo@yiffit.net 11 months ago
Unprocessed salami?
tourist@lemmy.world 11 months ago
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Looks like an elf to me!
Naz@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me
Liz@midwest.social 11 months ago
A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hehe you said “oral”.
davidagain@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.
Liz@midwest.social 11 months ago
Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …
Ketchup@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.
Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Yes.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Maybe it’s a real Donkey Chotte
wolfpack86@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But in the morning? He’s making waffles.
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 11 months ago
Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
davidagain@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.
wreel@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Dude didn’t stutter. Saving the woman.
sparkle@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I’m not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.
generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
No‽
Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
spikespaz@programming.dev 11 months ago
This is the only acceptable answer
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Shrek paradox
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It’s slithly concerning.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Slithly
I think this typo has potential.
Draegur@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…
Emerald@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
GiveMemes@jlai.lu 11 months ago
I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Donkeys don’t drink coffee.
deezbutts@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Let me see the human from the back
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s the thing. They’re all the same from there side…
itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
it’s the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee 11 months ago
They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well
Burninator05@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
fah_Q@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You can only pick one.
cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Bullshit. After one dies I’m fucking it
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?
don@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
lose lose scenario
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
and suck your own dick.
Not to toot my own horn…But I can actually do that to myself. I discovered that talent of mine after I fell off my bike one time.
s_s@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Ehhhh I’ll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They’re both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
leaveWitX@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Choose the first one, a talking donkey
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fuck it, i’ll save her…might clear some things up lol
deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m curious
librejoe@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Where’s the third option where I decapitate both?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Everybody likes a little ass
folekaule@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Wogi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pack it in guys this is the comment.