I don’t remember this scene in Shrek
It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
Submitted 1 week ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 1 week ago
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It was the rule 34 version.
Norgur@fedia.io 1 week ago
That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
abfarid@startrek.website 1 week ago
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 week ago
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 week ago
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 week ago
Unprocessed salami?
tourist@lemmy.world 1 week ago
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
Looks like an elf to me!
Naz@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me
Liz@midwest.social 1 week ago
A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 week ago
It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Hehe you said “oral”.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.
Liz@midwest.social 6 days ago
Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …
Ketchup@reddthat.com 1 week ago
Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.
Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Maybe it’s a real Donkey Chotte
wolfpack86@lemmy.world 1 week ago
But in the morning? He’s making waffles.
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 week ago
Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
davidagain@lemmy.world 6 days ago
The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.
wreel@lemmy.sdf.org 6 days ago
Dude didn’t stutter. Saving the woman.
sparkle@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Yes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?
Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
spikespaz@programming.dev 5 days ago
This is the only acceptable answer
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 6 days ago
Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I’m not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 6 days ago
You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.
generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com 6 days ago
No‽
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 6 days ago
Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It’s slithly concerning.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Slithly
I think this typo has potential.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The Shrek paradox
Draegur@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…
Emerald@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
GiveMemes@jlai.lu 6 days ago
I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 6 days ago
I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 6 days ago
No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 week ago
Donkeys don’t drink coffee.
deezbutts@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Let me see the human from the back
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 6 days ago
That’s the thing. They’re all the same from there side…
itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
it’s the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee 1 week ago
They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well
Burninator05@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
fah_Q@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You can only pick one.
cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Bullshit. After one dies I’m fucking it
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?
don@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
lose lose scenario
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
and suck your own dick.
Not to toot my own horn…But I can actually do that to myself. I discovered that talent of mine after I fell off my bike one time.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Ehhhh I’ll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They’re both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
s_s@lemmy.one 6 days ago
Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?
deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I’m curious
leaveWitX@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Choose the first one, a talking donkey
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Fuck it, i’ll save her…might clear some things up lol
librejoe@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Where’s the third option where I decapitate both?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Everybody likes a little ass
folekaule@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Pack it in guys this is the comment.