MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world
- Comment on Guy's, it turns it it was a Jojo's reference 1 day ago:
People need to stop celebrating the shooter! I’m absolutely disgusted and ashamed by their actions. Charlie Kirk was doing nothing but sitting there giving a speech. This was in the middle of the day, there were clear sky’s and sun was shining directly on Charlie, as if he was chosen to deliver an important message. Than the shooter shot at him. I’ll say it as it is, nothing was between Charlie and the shooter that warranted this.
So how could the shooter miss the shot at Charlie Kirk’s large ass head and hit him in neck instead! Embarrassing, do better on the next fascist.
- Comment on Cinderella's Millennium Falcon 4 days ago:
Do the Kessel Run before 12 parsecs or it change back into a pumpkin.
- Comment on The Balance of Terror 1 week ago:
Dentist: Well thankfully I’m a woman in a male dominated profession.
- Comment on cat 1 week ago:
- Comment on Naked Hiking Day!!! 1 week ago:
Somehow both better than when I got a tick on my taint. However because it’s an awkward spot, I had to lay on my back like a baby getting my diaper changed well my significant other tweezed it off.
Learned that ticks love warm spots before they dig in for a snack. Groins, armpits, behind ears. So check your taint, balls and ass after every hike.
- Comment on Canon accurate 1 week ago:
Looks like Batman likes to eat ass
- Comment on Fly, you fools! 1 week ago:
We delved too deep!
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 weeks ago:
Photo editors:
- Comment on Just to clarify 2 weeks ago:
Or is he still a lion if he was adapted by a mercat and warthog.
- Comment on I'm ready for spooky 2 weeks ago:
My body hair and excess blubber is perfectly adapted to low temperatures. I sweat nonstop when it hits + 70 degrees fahrenheit until it’s winter again.
- Comment on irl shiny 2 weeks ago:
I was in the Florida Keys sitting on the patio of a restaurant at night. Suddenly I saw a large mouse scuttling along the wall, but then it took flight and my brain went through several stages of “what the fuck”.
Yeah it wasn’t a mouse.
- Comment on Out of 10. Be specific! 2 weeks ago:
That looks like a fork at a snooty restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than regular fork. Because you experience the chefs childhood struggles as you try scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.
- Comment on Birds of peace 2 weeks ago:
I don’t trust them. I was at a bird sanctuary and a pelican was blocking the walkway. Every time I looked at it or tried to walk past it would turn it’s head sideways and look at me. Than open and close it’s mouth and make a loud snap.
After awhile of a standstill an employee there came by and said “oh don’t worry, he’s not going to hurt you, just walk by him he’ll move.”
Fuck that! Even with the assurance I was still like fuck no and decided to turn around.
- Comment on bmw 2 weeks ago:
There is a tiny pinhole under the drive side door. If you put a paperclip in it for 5secs the horn honks and the BMW is reset. Afterwards you have to resync your key through the authenticator app and change your blinkers from one to three.
- Comment on human geography 3 weeks ago:
I thought a glitter bat was a goth dressed with colorful accents.
- Comment on Every dam time 3 weeks ago:
My settings. Closed Captions always on, volume set very low.
- Comment on Some medical procedures can be fun 3 weeks ago:
Once their spouse finds out the ring is lost. They’ll be in deep shit.
- Comment on Rule 34 rule 3 weeks ago:
Featuring Ant-Man as the butt plug.
- Comment on I love bpd girls 3 weeks ago:
One explanation for someone who is bipolar. Hypomania can express as hypersexual.
My wife and past girlfriends have experienced this with me and to be honest it’s fun for the first hour but having a throbbing boner and inability to satisfy the urge stops being fun for both parties involved. Also makes woman feel horribly inadequate that they can’t get a man to cum. Add to it I try to do all sorts of uncomfortable things to us both to just nut.
I’m sure that the bipolar woman go through what I have gone through it’s like eating nonstop and still being hungry even though your stomach is about to burst. You feel like a disgusting slob with every bite but can’t put the food down. All you crave is the sloppiest and nastiest food because anything healthy just doesn’t get you there. The regret afterwards is next level.
Not trying to be a downer, but you did ask.
- Comment on healthy nutrition 3 weeks ago:
I like to edge my stomach as well. Got to get it all worked up for that big meal after just drinking coffee and energy drinks for two days.
- Comment on IYKYK 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅 3 weeks ago:
This dolphin has clearly had work done, but it appears that it did not alter it’s ability to swim and catch fish.
- Comment on Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅 3 weeks ago:
Dolphins don’t have massive titties.
- Comment on Go on, keep them. 3 weeks ago:
The ones they translated just talk about some asshole selling low quality copper.
- Comment on Eye Bleach 3 weeks ago:
Honestly to get the chance to hold a baby hummingbird, I’d let it piss on me too.
- Comment on Touchy 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on It's Over. 4 weeks ago:
Orbhub!!?
- Comment on *your order is delivered* 4 weeks ago:
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
- Comment on It's the dream 4 weeks ago:
Real people have sex on moon rocks.
- Comment on I should call her. 4 weeks ago:
