MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world
- Comment on English Ivy 7 hours ago:
Kudzu CONSUME
- Comment on Wildlife Photography 1 day ago:
What about [Potato Salad]?(itdoesnttastelikechicken.com/easy-vegan-potato-sa…)
- Comment on Oxygen 4 days ago:
At the center you will find a cat tied to a piece of buttered toast.
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 1 week ago:
Probably better than going back into Adam’s balls.
- Comment on Chemistry 1 week ago:
All chemists from 1925 are dead.
- Comment on Never Thought 1 week ago:
This is so stupid, it just might work.
- Comment on 666 1 week ago:
Sounds like a great name for a Metal band.
- Comment on m'culture 2 weeks ago:
Guess it’s harder to go out and buy new mountain dew when you animorphed into a couch. So they probably stocked up on a lifetime supply before the transformation.
- Comment on Cucumber 🥒 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on House spiders 3 weeks ago:
Remove the food source and the spiders will go. They frequent certain places because the hunting is good.
- Comment on Darth Vader's original voice done by David Prowse. I think they made a wise decision overdubbing him with James Earl Jones. 3 weeks ago:
I am altering my voice, pray I do not alter it any further.
- Comment on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You might be asking, how have I ended up here? 3 weeks ago:
record scratch
Well to answer that question we have to go back to the start of it all. You see when I was just a grub…
- Comment on this is the view from my apartment 3 weeks ago:
Bet you enjoy when the surf comes in hard and covers that beach.
- Comment on People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam 3 weeks ago:
But what about all the kids crafts and hamster tubes?
- Comment on 7% ABV 4 weeks ago:
Fun fact: IPA stands for Indian Pale Ale. They were called that because they were shipped from England to India during the ole’ days (1800s). The purpose was to preserve the beer via it’s long journey to India.
Eventually some idiots locally decided the massively hoppy beer tasted good, so it became popular in England as well, but sold as “Pale Ales”. I’ll argue it was never meant for human consumption.
There ARE craft beers that incorporate less hops and I hate that craft beer is now synonymous with hops or IPA. I hate heavy hops, but love hefeweizens, weiss, stouts, brown porters, Belgian dubble/tripels, lambics, wheats, bocks…
- Comment on I love that movie 5 weeks ago:
“Oh no, Weredad!”
“I’m right here son!”
- Comment on It all floats.. 5 weeks ago:
The orgy thing was less effective with my IT. Told us to get dressed and clean out our desks instead.
- Comment on Toot toot 5 weeks ago:
That’s a shart
- Comment on Honey 5 weeks ago:
If, Pollen = Semen
Than passing pollen 👄 to 👄 = snowballing
- Comment on Finally my tax dollars going towards something I want 1 month ago:
- Comment on Anon wants to play a game 1 month ago:
Sodium Hydroxide, hacksaw, goggles
- Comment on wonder woman's got jokes 1 month ago:
- Comment on NASA Ping 1 month ago:
Or we need to move Mars closer to plug it into a 6ft Ethernet.
- Comment on Travelling be like 1 month ago:
Their number 1, song was “The Plop”
- Comment on Uh oh. I think this is a Magical Realm. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Before times. 1 month ago:
So ginkgo’s that do fruit. The fruit smells like dead fish, vomit, or rancid butter. They smell HORRIBLE and apparently that was a very attractive scent to the prehistoric animals and insects that did eat them. Yum yum.
Luckily most Ginkgo’s sold for landscaping these days are unable to produce fruit.
I have had the displeasure of smelling ginkgo fruit, because fun fact #2, a lot of cities decided years back they were very cheap and urban friendly to plant during city planning, but were unaware of the horror they would reek once they matured. Ginkgo’s grow very very slowly. So something like 50+ years later they had to chop a lot down once they started dropping fruit but only after making the city smell like a sewage dump every late summer.
I do not claim to be an expert ginkgoligist, but those are some fun tid bits I learned.
- Comment on Nut Recipes 1 month ago:
Honestly I left the shit show because of family and friends over sharing. I really don’t want to know when my little cousin failed “no nut November”
I’d rather ask him in person when he last ejaculated. Typical family greeting before we shake hands.
- Comment on I'm pullin' my pork right now! 1 month ago:
THAT’S OK BROTHER! WHEN I CRANK MY HOG IT’S HARD TO DO ANYTHING ELSE! I’M JUST GLAD YOU ARE OK!
- Comment on I'm pullin' my pork right now! 1 month ago:
WHAT WAS THAT BROTHER, YOU NEED TO SPEAK UP!! ARRROOO!
- Comment on Anon lives in Japan 2 months ago: