MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world
- Comment on Man, I hate it when this happens! 1 day ago:
Wasn’t as cute in the 1500’s.
- Comment on Yes yes! 1 week ago:
“Dress for your day!”
- Comment on It was all a lie, wasn't it? 1 week ago:
Changes in construction standards to increase hole ownership has lead mice to cut corners to increase holes and maintain profits from hole renters.
- Comment on Europeans have a meter fetish 1 week ago:
- Comment on Basically 3 weeks ago:
What Founding Fathers would have to say.
“Did you not read all ‘men’ are created equal. That did not include slaves or women.”
- Comment on Only $50? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why) 4 weeks ago:
Well I think we established you can’t stick your dick in it. So I’m out of ideas.
- Comment on A great disturbance in the Fediverse 5 weeks ago:
Lemmy has a lot of Linux users. Saying you use Windows is like being a heritic to the faith.
- Comment on A great disturbance in the Fediverse 5 weeks ago:
Windows 12?
- Comment on If you think that my giant repository ends at memes.... you are mistaken 5 weeks ago:
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- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 5 weeks ago:
It’s the simple pleasures.
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 5 weeks ago:
“I’m subscribed to your mom’s OnlyFans
I spent five bucks a month to get pictures of her flappy giblets” - Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 5 weeks ago:
Well I just saved it to deploy anytime I see “deer god” from now on.
- Comment on Into the meat grinder! 5 weeks ago:
Get that grinder fired up! We might have to feed some of the bigger ones through a wood chipper…
For science!
- Comment on Bat 1 month ago:
Looks like a Yorkie half-assing flight.
- Comment on the young always think they have all the right answers but THIS eventually happens 1 month ago:
…and at 40, I was amazed he didn’t learned anything new in the past 26 years and I was probably right at 14.
- Comment on Too many posers 1 month ago:
YOU GOT THE PACK TO CRANK IT WITH YOU BROTHER! ARRROOO!
- Comment on demon named racecar 1 month ago:
People name Naomi.
- Comment on You might want to hose it off when you are done 1 month ago:
That’s so you can get a little drink well you pee.
- Comment on Modern day Exodia 2 months ago:
Everything reminds me of her
- Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that 2 months ago:
- Comment on Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis! 2 months ago:
- Comment on Please, guys. Call the staff. 2 months ago:
- Comment on Thought provoking tee shirt 2 months ago:
Oh I get it, it’s not JUST Spiderman it’s angry Spiderman.
- Comment on Spider mech!! 2 months ago:
It’s just mimicking the easter bunny, so it came lay eggs all over your house.
- Comment on Do it 2 months ago:
Mr. Jones in my ass.
- Comment on The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural 2 months ago:
- Comment on Do you really have to let everyone know 2 months ago:
I see you found Quentin Tarantino’s car.
- Comment on Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑 2 months ago:
They also commonly have eye parasites that severely impairs their vision or blinds them called Ommatokoita elongata.
So they get to live long with multiple generations of parasites stuck in their eyes they can’t get out.