MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world
- Comment on Hey my hand was cold 4 days ago:
Don’t yuck someone else’s yum.
- Comment on Knock on wood 6 days ago:
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 1 week ago:
I cook by vibe mostly because I don’t have the items the recipe calls for. So I typically substitute whatever I have that I think fits or smells right. Works well 9/10, just when someone asks me what I used to make something, I have no fucking clue.
- Comment on That's why he was called Cringer. 1 week ago:
Enhance 224 to 176.
Enhance, stop.
Move in, stop.
Pull out, track right, stop.
Center in, pull back.
Stop.
Track 45 right.
Stop.
Center and stop.
Enhance 34 to 36.
Pan right and pull back.
Stop.
Enhance 34 to 46.
Pull back.
Wait a minute, go right, stop.
Enhance 57 to 19.
Track 45 left.
Stop.
Enhance 15 to 23.
Give me a hard copy right there. - Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 10 comments
- Comment on Looks like a ent to me. 1 week ago:
Was going to say this wooden post looks like it’s about to drop some life changing advice.
- Comment on rule 1 week ago:
#1 You have nipples.
#3 You like things inside you.
#4 You like rubbing or licking things.
#4 You’ve said “A hole is a hole”.\ - Comment on Michigan to clear 400+ acres of state forest for solar farm to meet "clean energy" goals 2 weeks ago:
This Forrest?
- Comment on They did the math 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is 2 weeks ago:
The legends say she is still circling the pump to this day.
- Comment on Ayyy 3 weeks ago:
Ain’t ye gonna get yer two bits?
- Comment on My favorite Goya painting 3 weeks ago:
Elf in a mouth
- Comment on I guess I'm just a cubicle monkey now 4 weeks ago:
If I was alive in the Warhammer 40k universe I’d honestly probably be turned in servo-skull and tasked with far more mundane jobs like following around a Space Marine as a lamp.
- Comment on Need those unit conversions 5 weeks ago:
About three fiddy, but it’s mostly shake.
- Comment on Interesting. It's a constant reminder 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on SHAME. 1 month ago:
Edward Jenner floating right next to him going “looks like it’s going to get more crowded in the afterlife.”
- Comment on wtf Cambrian 1 month ago:
God was overwhelmed with the editor and just kept hitting “randomize”.
- Comment on lewd noodles 1 month ago:
I heard these type of snakes will spit if provoked.
- Comment on green vine sneks 1 month ago:
Sounds like they are really toxic.
- Comment on Doctor: noone has passed this test before! 1 month ago:
The chosen one
- Comment on Sniffin Poop 1 month ago:
- Comment on Beautiful 2 months ago:
Are you offering to help? I suppose he could use a hand
- Comment on Here are some tips for making fried rice: 2 months ago:
Absurd, I am a regular human with regular human appetites.
Just curious do other humans like me eat more than 1 grain? Just seems greedy to not share with your queen.
- Comment on Here are some tips for making fried rice: 2 months ago:
Usually 1 grain of rice is filling enough.
- Comment on somebody has to do it! 2 months ago:
Stick to the facts and don’t get too deep into the woods. Good ideas will always float to the surface.
- Comment on Poo science 2 months ago:
Except from the book: If you find a snake in your toilet it means you need to BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!
- Comment on She must be unhinged 2 months ago:
Yeah I tripped, knocked a stage light over, and burned everything to the ground. I was the only survivor.
Was called the “Tragic Cinderella Sizzler” by local newspapers.
- Comment on She must be unhinged 2 months ago:
In my elementary school play of Cinderella. I was cast as a pile of animated clothes. My role was to lay still and then suddenly spin around like one of those spinning brushes in a carwash and flail off the stage.
- Comment on Pin head 2 months ago:
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 2 months ago:
Goddamn
