MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world
- Comment on I guess I'm just a cubicle monkey now 1 day ago:
If I was alive in the Warhammer 40k universe I’d honestly probably be turned in servo-skull and tasked with far more mundane jobs like following around a Space Marine as a lamp.
- Comment on Need those unit conversions 4 days ago:
About three fiddy, but it’s mostly shake.
- Comment on Interesting. It's a constant reminder 1 week ago:
- Comment on SHAME. 2 weeks ago:
Edward Jenner floating right next to him going “looks like it’s going to get more crowded in the afterlife.”
- Comment on wtf Cambrian 3 weeks ago:
God was overwhelmed with the editor and just kept hitting “randomize”.
- Comment on lewd noodles 3 weeks ago:
I heard these type of snakes will spit if provoked.
- Comment on green vine sneks 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like they are really toxic.
- Comment on Doctor: noone has passed this test before! 4 weeks ago:
The chosen one
- Comment on Sniffin Poop 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Beautiful 5 weeks ago:
Are you offering to help? I suppose he could use a hand
- Comment on Here are some tips for making fried rice: 5 weeks ago:
Absurd, I am a regular human with regular human appetites.
Just curious do other humans like me eat more than 1 grain? Just seems greedy to not share with your queen.
- Comment on Here are some tips for making fried rice: 5 weeks ago:
Usually 1 grain of rice is filling enough.
- Comment on somebody has to do it! 5 weeks ago:
Stick to the facts and don’t get too deep into the woods. Good ideas will always float to the surface.
- Comment on Poo science 5 weeks ago:
Except from the book: If you find a snake in your toilet it means you need to BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!
- Comment on She must be unhinged 1 month ago:
Yeah I tripped, knocked a stage light over, and burned everything to the ground. I was the only survivor.
Was called the “Tragic Cinderella Sizzler” by local newspapers.
- Comment on She must be unhinged 1 month ago:
In my elementary school play of Cinderella. I was cast as a pile of animated clothes. My role was to lay still and then suddenly spin around like one of those spinning brushes in a carwash and flail off the stage.
- Comment on Pin head 1 month ago:
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 1 month ago:
Goddamn
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 1 month ago:
- Comment on I feel you, green guy. 1 month ago:
Aye childcare is fucked. My spouse had to quit working full-time temporarily because childcare was more than what she pulled in a week. Was actually a savings to just not have one of us work until they were a little older and the cost finally dropped enough.
Not that one of us was enough to pay the bills, we just had to get really creative with alternative income sources that didn’t require a full-time commitment.
I love my kids, I hate America as it is today. I knew sort of the financial impact I was getting into having kids, but no one should have that just thrust on them because politicians systemically are removing all the alternatives.
- Comment on Badgers 2 months ago:
- Comment on Badgers 2 months ago:
Cook meth?
- Comment on Temperatures 2 months ago:
Also -40C / -40F and 575K / 575F is the temperature of the center and edges of a hot pocket.
- Comment on Fall Cooking 2 months ago:
Try this hack to save money on your grocery bill!
- Comment on Run. 2 months ago:
Quick you need to share this picture with 5 more people to avoid the anamoly!
- Comment on Vintage 2 months ago:
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
- Comment on What's next? A new poem by Confucius? 2 months ago:
“Than Gilgamesh woke up, it was all a bad dream. -the end”
- Comment on Caption this. 2 months ago:
XXX-Man Orgasms
- Comment on Lucas Arts 2 months ago:
Lightsaber smells a little funny.
- Comment on puts hair on ya chest 2 months ago:
“Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!”
“By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!”
“My apologies mother and father, I have been absent on clear thought.”
