MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world
- Comment on New pumpkin roll record 1 week ago:
This has to be fake. Obviously the police would have opened fire and popped the balloon.
- Comment on Two young action movie actors, Tom Holland and George Lazenby, both at 29 in their respective photos. Or: a 2020s man of action vs. a 1960s man of action. 1 week ago:
Look at old tar teeth.
- Comment on My asshole will never recover. 1 week ago:
I have one, but think I need to hook it up to milk.
- Comment on This perfectly encapsulates both the current state of capitalism and my rapidly declining mental health. 1 week ago:
I don’t know, the comment never went to school to learn maths.
- Comment on My asshole will never recover. 2 weeks ago:
Do you use your fingers or a fork?
- Comment on My asshole will never recover. 2 weeks ago:
It’s the worst and you can’t even stop it like you can stop eating. You just have to endure and push through.
- Comment on My asshole will never recover. 2 weeks ago:
I’d try that, but I think it would really fill me up.
- Comment on My asshole will never recover. 2 weeks ago:
I’ll try.
NSFL
Like a little fishes mouth, gasping for air. Stuck in a pool of hot wet mud.
- Comment on My asshole will never recover. 2 weeks ago:
It kind of is since it’s a sphincter that opens and closes.
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- Comment on This perfectly encapsulates both the current state of capitalism and my rapidly declining mental health. 2 weeks ago:
One more garbage product and we’ll truly have summoned Beelzebub with the unholy Trinity.
- Comment on Milk matters 2 weeks ago:
New profile picture unlocked
- Comment on It's a wonderful feeling 2 weeks ago:
Their have been power outages that have effected my work. The excitement of getting to go home being crushed by a generator kicking on is terrible.
- Comment on Why DDG is the superior serch engine 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on it's coming sooner than 2050 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on The Plan is Immutable 1 year ago:
Why I’m a big fan of science fiction. Most is a subtle message or warning about humanity.
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- Comment on It's just a fancy new name for a lobotomy 1 year ago:
That’s brutal. Was this cosmetic or to breath better?
- Comment on A treat before bed. 1 year ago:
It was hard to find Putin with his ass spread open. 🤷
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- Comment on thats all 1 year ago:
Because I work at a preschool.
- Comment on #environmentalist 1 year ago:
How about bamboo?
- Comment on Do I detect a hint of Irish Spring? 1 year ago:
BJ Nom Nom is a prolific writer with such and extensive library of work.
- Comment on Deep 1 year ago:
- Comment on Deep 1 year ago:
On weekends I like to choke myself and masturbate dressed up as Templeton the Rat from the 1973 animated film “Charlotte’s Web” lying in a pile of food scraps and garbage I collected during the week.
Feels good getting that off my chest.
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