MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world
- Comment on 1925 - It used to be did you kiss the guy on the first date 49 minutes ago:
Would be better if she answered “Oh no, don’t kiss men”
- Comment on Halloween is coming up, folks. So here's your third idea for a costume 14 hours ago:
I saw this image well I was high and had the light bulb moment.
- Comment on Halloween is coming up, folks. So here's your third idea for a group costume 1 day ago:
Going to be real weird seeing Pacha drunkenly make out with Kuzco later.
- Comment on Halloween is coming up, folks. So here's your third idea for a costume 1 day ago:
I’ve been sitting on this sketch I made. Now seems like a good time to let it hang out.
- Comment on get back here 5 days ago:
Under new management
- Comment on get back here 5 days ago:
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 6 days ago:
Cunalingusius
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 1 week ago:
Don’t wear a hat and keep your ears clean.
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 1 week ago:
Ah that sucks! I got halfway up and my beam started sputtering, letting me go a little, and struggling to pull me up again. An angel flew down to warn me there could only be one person per beam due to weight constraints and realized it was just me.
They slowly lowered me back down, stuttering the whole way. Dropped me the last 5ft, than I heard a booming voice from the sky say “No fatties”.
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 1 week ago:
Yup, the skull fucking imps will be a part of the first wave of demons. Should get used to wearing helmets now to protect your skull.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Learn something new everyday.
- Comment on Mom!!!! Can we pls??? 2 weeks ago:
You need a dark matter to ethernet cable to stabilize the connection first. I got mine off AliExpress.
- Comment on labubu 2 weeks ago:
Just get a monchichi and look hip AND vintage
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Seed me daddy! I don’t want bread.
- Comment on Video Games: 🙃 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Video Games: 🙃 2 weeks ago:
Yeah you can, they just exited out the back into a silent hill nightmare. Honestly I’d be kicking out the front windshield to get the fuck out of there.
- Comment on Plump prophet proved perfectly precise 2 weeks ago:
Lot of questions, but mine is how do you set it down after taking a sip?
- Comment on Wait... 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Guy's, it turns it it was a Jojo's reference 3 weeks ago:
People need to stop celebrating the shooter! I’m absolutely disgusted and ashamed by their actions. Charlie Kirk was doing nothing but sitting there giving a speech. This was in the middle of the day, there were clear sky’s and sun was shining directly on Charlie, as if he was chosen to deliver an important message. Than the shooter shot at him. I’ll say it as it is, nothing was between Charlie and the shooter that warranted this.
So how could the shooter miss the shot at Charlie Kirk’s large ass head and hit him in neck instead! Embarrassing, do better on the next fascist.
- Comment on Cinderella's Millennium Falcon 3 weeks ago:
Do the Kessel Run before 12 parsecs or it change back into a pumpkin.
- Comment on The Balance of Terror 4 weeks ago:
Dentist: Well thankfully I’m a woman in a male dominated profession.
- Comment on cat 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Naked Hiking Day!!! 4 weeks ago:
Somehow both better than when I got a tick on my taint. However because it’s an awkward spot, I had to lay on my back like a baby getting my diaper changed well my significant other tweezed it off.
Learned that ticks love warm spots before they dig in for a snack. Groins, armpits, behind ears. So check your taint, balls and ass after every hike.
- Comment on Canon accurate 4 weeks ago:
Looks like Batman likes to eat ass
- Comment on Fly, you fools! 4 weeks ago:
We delved too deep!
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 5 weeks ago:
Photo editors:
- Comment on Just to clarify 5 weeks ago:
Or is he still a lion if he was adapted by a mercat and warthog.
- Comment on I'm ready for spooky 5 weeks ago:
My body hair and excess blubber is perfectly adapted to low temperatures. I sweat nonstop when it hits + 70 degrees fahrenheit until it’s winter again.
- Comment on irl shiny 5 weeks ago:
I was in the Florida Keys sitting on the patio of a restaurant at night. Suddenly I saw a large mouse scuttling along the wall, but then it took flight and my brain went through several stages of “what the fuck”.
Yeah it wasn’t a mouse.
- Comment on Out of 10. Be specific! 5 weeks ago:
That looks like a fork at a snooty restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than regular fork. Because you experience the chefs childhood struggles as you try scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.
