MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world
- Comment on A treat before bed. 40 minutes ago:
It was hard to find Putin with his ass spread open. 🤷
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- Comment on thats all 11 hours ago:
Because I work at a preschool.
- Comment on #environmentalist 11 hours ago:
How about bamboo?
- Comment on Do I detect a hint of Irish Spring? 23 hours ago:
BJ Nom Nom is a prolific writer with such and extensive library of work.
- Comment on Deep 1 day ago:
- Comment on Deep 1 day ago:
On weekends I like to choke myself and masturbate dressed up as Templeton the Rat from the 1973 animated film “Charlotte’s Web” lying in a pile of food scraps and garbage I collected during the week.
Feels good getting that off my chest.
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- Comment on Are you sure? 2 days ago:
Skooma is one hell of a drug.
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- Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 3 days ago:
If it’s in space sure, but what if it’s on a person.
- Comment on Well do you? 3 days ago:
Well Uncle Mort did say he’s looking for his own place soon. Just recently we gave him a bit of cash to buy a suit so he can go job hunting. We do think it’s odd that his job interviews are always on Saturday nights downtown.
Come to think of I don’t remember seeing his new suit. Uh oh…
- Comment on life purpose 3 days ago:
I do feel like a dick sitting in my office going “oh my fingies is cold, burrr” in the middle of summer watching the laborers at office nextdoor tarring a new roof in the baking sun.
- Comment on Well do you? 3 days ago:
I’d like to not even know about it.
But Wednesday is like having an uncle you looked up to when you were young. But now he comes back as a alcoholic who lost his apartment and is staying with your family and you’re both older now and both changed.
You can’t avoid him when you visit your family because he’s digging through the fridge in his stained tightly whities well your sitting there trying to have coffee at the kitchen. You’d like to ignore him and remember the fun uncle of your youth, but there he is constantly digging in his ass and sniffing his fingers in your presence. So you feel like you might need to say a little something about his change. Like what the fuck happened to uncle Mort? I used to love Uncle Mort.
Wednesday is scratching her balls in front of me all the time retelling stories differently than how I remembered them. It’s a lot for me to take in. I’d rather remember them when I liked them.
- Comment on Well do you? 3 days ago:
I refuse to believe anything from the new Wednesday as canon. That bullshit is just using the Addams Family to sell dipping sauce at Wendy’s.
I’m not the target audience, but why couldn’t Tim Burton destroy some other franchise.
- Comment on Switch makes a weird sound when toggled. Any fixes? 3 days ago:
OH JESUS!
- Comment on funny little guys 1 week ago:
Cover your butt hole
- Comment on Cynical and pessimistic people. 🫤 1 week ago:
If your life is boring, it’s because you are living in a manner that isn’t enjoyable to you. Quit your shitty job and find a better one. Move to a different area if your current area it’s not pleasurable to you.
That line shows a lack of experience. I find happy moments in life, but it’s certainly not all sunshine and rainbows. I’m currently living my life for the betterment of my family, to provide for them. I have to work a job I hate and I given up most of my free time for them. Do I hate them for it, absolutely not. Do I struggle mentally because of it, certainly.
I can’t move because I can’t afford to find a home where I can move my family to. My mom lives with us, which makes it more complicated.
I can’t switch jobs, because I’d have to take almost a 25% to 50% cut in pay to do what “I want” which seems selfish to make others adjust for. I stick with it and keep it mentally as a thing I have to do to provide for others.
I question this every now and than and my own well being is less than those around me. Sucks a lot, I make the best of it. Let me be clinical about life it’s one outlet I have left, I keep myself going by taking my suffering and alternating it into a form of dark humor to lessen the blow of reality.
If you are able to do whatever you want when you want I envy your youth or your solidarity. You’ve obviously not had to make a sacrifice yet or you have been very fortunate. Don’t punch down at people who can’t make those choices.
- Comment on Do deaf people know they have a deaf accent when speaking? 1 week ago:
I can hear this image
- Comment on ))<>(( 1 week ago:
That picture is shit.
- Comment on Saw this on a hike and immediately thought "Morning Wood?" 1 week ago:
Lot of people spotting this tree in the exact same position since 2017. Freaking crazy how many people keep finding this tree even hiking in 2025?!
- Comment on Just an FYI 1 week ago:
bend over he said I was a beautiful femboy show me your boy hole
- Comment on Literally every nsfw post: 1 week ago:
Oh yeah, that’s hot. 🥵
- Comment on Oopsie Daisy 2 weeks ago:
Goes great with my big ole bowl of Garfield “Oops All Cancer” Cereal.
- Comment on Not kitten around. 2 weeks ago:
It’s that or skooma.
