MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world
- Comment on Beautiful 1 day ago:
Are you offering to help? I suppose he could use a hand
- Comment on Here are some tips for making fried rice: 1 day ago:
Absurd, I am a regular human with regular human appetites.
Just curious do other humans like me eat more than 1 grain? Just seems greedy to not share with your queen.
- Comment on Here are some tips for making fried rice: 1 day ago:
Usually 1 grain of rice is filling enough.
- Comment on somebody has to do it! 4 days ago:
Stick to the facts and don’t get too deep into the woods. Good ideas will always float to the surface.
- Comment on Poo science 1 week ago:
Except from the book: If you find a snake in your toilet it means you need to BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!
- Comment on She must be unhinged 2 weeks ago:
Yeah I tripped, knocked a stage light over, and burned everything to the ground. I was the only survivor.
Was called the “Tragic Cinderella Sizzler” by local newspapers.
- Comment on She must be unhinged 2 weeks ago:
In my elementary school play of Cinderella. I was cast as a pile of animated clothes. My role was to lay still and then suddenly spin around like one of those spinning brushes in a carwash and flail off the stage.
- Comment on Pin head 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 2 weeks ago:
Goddamn
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I feel you, green guy. 2 weeks ago:
Aye childcare is fucked. My spouse had to quit working full-time temporarily because childcare was more than what she pulled in a week. Was actually a savings to just not have one of us work until they were a little older and the cost finally dropped enough.
Not that one of us was enough to pay the bills, we just had to get really creative with alternative income sources that didn’t require a full-time commitment.
I love my kids, I hate America as it is today. I knew sort of the financial impact I was getting into having kids, but no one should have that just thrust on them because politicians systemically are removing all the alternatives.
- Comment on Badgers 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Badgers 4 weeks ago:
Cook meth?
- Comment on Temperatures 4 weeks ago:
Also -40C / -40F and 575K / 575F is the temperature of the center and edges of a hot pocket.
- Comment on Fall Cooking 4 weeks ago:
Try this hack to save money on your grocery bill!
- Comment on Run. 4 weeks ago:
Quick you need to share this picture with 5 more people to avoid the anamoly!
- Comment on Vintage 4 weeks ago:
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
- Comment on What's next? A new poem by Confucius? 4 weeks ago:
“Than Gilgamesh woke up, it was all a bad dream. -the end”
- Comment on Caption this. 4 weeks ago:
XXX-Man Orgasms
- Comment on Lucas Arts 5 weeks ago:
Lightsaber smells a little funny.
- Comment on puts hair on ya chest 5 weeks ago:
“Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!”
“By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!”
“My apologies mother and father, I have been absent on clear thought.”
- Comment on Please stop 5 weeks ago:
Twitter is the pile of Atari E.T. games they found in a New Mexico landfill.
- Comment on Mike 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Consume 1 month ago:
They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.
/s
- Comment on ps2 graphics 1 month ago:
Perfect time to do mushrooms
- Comment on I don't think it's a mistake... 1 month ago:
Montable
- Comment on I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences 1 month ago:
Personally I’m going to start saying “quiet zone” instead white space. I’ll probably get dumb looks anyway.
- Comment on Modern Cinderella 1 month ago:
Instead a size check, it’s a sniff test.
- Comment on English Ivy 1 month ago:
Kudzu CONSUME
- Comment on Wildlife Photography 1 month ago:
What about [Potato Salad]?(itdoesnttastelikechicken.com/easy-vegan-potato-sa…)
