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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dolphins is whales.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The space between a wale’s blowhole and their teeth isn’t their forehead, it’s an enlarged upper lip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon checks out mobile gaming⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Duskwood

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dutch toilets⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You got long balls, Larry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ordered my daughter a pizza, something I don't usually do. I got Domino's smallest size with two toppings. I got her cheese sticks and two sauces and tipped the driver 20%. $31.07.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You are best friends with all the dominos drivers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ordered my daughter a pizza, something I don't usually do. I got Domino's smallest size with two toppings. I got her cheese sticks and two sauces and tipped the driver 20%. $31.07.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what unhealthy hot food, delivered to your door should cost. It’s an extavagant service, it should be an extravagant price.

  The problem is that all those extra fees and expenses just go straight into owner pockets instead of providing the employees with medical care, proper insurance and a real retirement.

  If you want to save money, teach your daughter how to safely cook a frozen pizza. If she’s old enough to be home alone and answer the door when strangers show up, why can’t she fed herself?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not to mom shame...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, if you get to remove one digit a year I’ll still have my thumbs. I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is which?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honey this is an Applebee’s, shit wherever you want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every base is base 10⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Binary is the best base.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every base is base 10⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like 0100 rocks to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're all a little crazy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There is the idea that it’d be easier for the universe to spontaneously create a single consciousness that knows and experiences everything and thinks they are you rather than creating a big bang that naturally leads to beings with consciences such as you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I heard you wanted more⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also the fangs. /borat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Public trust⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  they are still more effective than no mask at reducing the spread of airborne particles from the wearer.

  Yes, but the wearer has it on their chin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An achievement⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If there were any cuts no one would ever believe you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plastic tea bags⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tires are generaly made from a kind of rubber, not plastic

  Both are made of polymers.

  Rubber, is naturally occurring polymer.

  “Synthetic rubber”, is in fact, plastic.

  Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let scratch in front of millions⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This move is known as “the Philly special”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It affects more people than you'd think.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I bid you ado, Color!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨inches plus coins equals metric system⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Laughs in pliers wrench

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whatever I use 10⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  pi + g = youtu.be/iK6SS8CXYZo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people want games that are just stories without any gameplay, these days? Why not just watch a movie for that?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now?

  Today?

  This is the era of boomer shooters…

  We haven’t had a new stand alone Uncharted game for…7 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You guys need to stop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My car doesn’t even have gears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Non-native english speaker here. Need help with my work emails⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Napkin and Napron comes from the same french word, which means " small cloth"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Non-native english speaker here. Need help with my work emails⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s one for you: “an apron” used to be “a napron”.

  Linguists call this sort of change Rebracketing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Restaurant Bill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So, restaurants might do this to avoid the cost of printing new menus with new prices.

  Much easier and cheapers to just print signs at the table.

  But this looks like they’re trying to screw you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neighbour deliberately blocking OP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You just do it like 3 weeks later. They’ll have no idea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Push It Somewhere Else⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  See, in Florida: the further north you go, the more Southern it gets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Push It Somewhere Else⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to look it up:

  Florida: 170,310 km^2

  Italy: 301,340 km^2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone drink instant coffee anymore?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The biggest difference is that starbucks via doesn’t start with awful coffee.

  Starbucks isn’t good coffee compared to some fancy pants third wave coffee, but It’s not nescafe either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon offers Wikipedia $ 1 billion to change their name to Dickipedia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a good idea for a wikipedia page. Put Elon’s picture on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's move this along, future boy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, I wasn’t expecting to hear that you were coming into a conversation about contactless payments, using a word like “skimming” and meaning something completely out-of-context.