Submitted 1 year ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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If it’s a persistent problem, and a tow truck isn’t an option…
Get a set of cheap car dollies, then you can move it out of the way. THEN you can place it perpendicular to the parking spots with the bumper at that support beam and he’ll be stuck until the blue car leaves.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes!
This is deliciously evil, I love it
I’d put the truck between the pillar and the wall if short enough, so they couldn’t get out without tow truck.
Or car dollies
I think the better option is to start by moving it to the correct spot twice then the third time pull the evil. They’re truly asking for it if they don’t stop after the first or second time their truck isn’t where they parked it
I don’t get it. What beam?
I had a neighbor who was terrible about staying in their lines. My dad taught me how to park real good though. So, anytime they made their depth perception my problem I’d take the extra five minutes just to make sure I was atomically close to their driver side door. One morning I was lucky enough to see them climb in through their passenger side and abuse their transmission to get out of our parking spot without hitting me. I was late to work that day but the satisfaction was worth the infraction.
Epic.
no shit the offender drives a pavement princess pickup truck
Considering I don’t see a lift kit, expanded exhaust, and giant low-profile tires; this just looks like a regular pickup truck to me. The luster on the paint is even a little faded, so it’s getting old. Driver is just an asshole here.
dude, a pickup truck is terrible no matter how you qualify it, they’re needlessly huge and have barely any cargo space, they’re just objectively bad in every single way.
there is no use case where a pickup truck is better than something like a kei truck, they even come in actually usefully lifted versions that would traverse offroad environments better since they’re lighter.
In all fairness… It looks like a dodge, so the owner of the pickup was probably drunk.
I mean… The numbers don’t lie.
sounds like a tow'in
Where I live, they make you pay for the tow up front which sucks.
It does make sense to have the person who wants the tow to pay for it rather than the whole extortion racket it becomes when the owner of the car pays for it. Even when illegally parked, it should be a ticket from law enforcement rather than essentially grand theft auto unless you pay whatever amount they ask for or do a grand theft auto back to them.
Read that in the voice of Jasper from the Simpsons.
call a tow company they’ll eat that up
One of the problems with revenge (deflating the tires, keying, etc.) is that there’s nothing stopping the neighbor from doing it right back the next day.
Yeah, if you want them to stop you’ve got to kill them
It’s the only way.
This does work 100% btw. Can have minor side effects tho.
“An eye for an eye” leaves the whole world with a body shop repair bill.
You just do it like 3 weeks later. They’ll have no idea.
Never park there again
Leave the country
Makes me wish that OP had an absolutely beat to shit 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Then you can just play bumper cars with idiots like that.
Why are you talking in 3rd person?
Probably a repost so technically not op
Flour at the bottom of the windshield where that AC air intake is. It’ll blow flour all through the car and they’ll never get it out.
Would glitter work?
Infuriated upvote
Did you also torture little animals as a child?
Except that the truck probably has a cabin air filter
I wonder if they could use some kind of substance that just smells really bad instead then
Rancid fish oil, you said?
What air filter lets flour through?
Can of spray cooking oil. Light spray on the windscreen, they hit the wipers and it turns into a cloudy oily mess.
Messing with visibility could endanger other people around the car. Best stick with flour in the cabin air intake.
If it’s summer, use raw eggs. It’ll stink like hell for a very long time…
I love reminding Dodge drivers that the Chinese CCP owns it and RAM name. Not because that is bad or anything it’s just that most RAM drivers are also racists so that helps rile em up.
Actually, things have changed a bit.
Stellantis is the company that came about from the merger of the Italian–American conglomerate Fiat Chrysler Automobiles (FCA) and the French PSA Group.
After the merger, the main owners were
So, it’s not correct to say that Dodge or RAM is owned by the CCP.
I’ve been told many times that China controls Reddit and that’s a 5% stake, so …
I’m a RAM driver who’s considered attaching Federation of Planets flags to my flatbed in order to make fun of trucks with American flags on them.
Better than the “Let’s go Brandon” banners I see on most of the pickups around here.
I actually saw a lifted pickup this week, plastered with a half dozen “student driver” stickers, a let’s go Brandon sticker covering his entire rear window, and a giant AR-15 sticker on the side.
Driver looked like he was 15 years old too!
Brand new Raptor, no plates
A tire valve stem removal tool is a few dollars.
1 bottle fish sauce
Pour over lower windshield.
Repeat as necessary
Throw nails in the parking spot. Then tell neighbor about someone putting nails. Gain neighbors trust and ask politely to move the truck so op can get the fuck out of the parking spot.
How do we know it isn’t OP deliberately blocking neighbor?
Everybody here with slashing tires and me just thinking water in the tank sounds nice. But I just recommend putting water in the tank and maybe some salt and a dash of fresh piss. The truck will run but eventually it’s gonna die and will smell like piss for a bit. If it doesn’t die, the salt and water mixture will start to corrode the interior of the gas tank.
Sounds like you need a referral for a towing company
Have them towed. The several hundred dollar fee to get their truck out of the impound might impart a lesson.
So, legal question. In this situation, obviously you document it like this, but then would you be in the clear to push it out of the way somehow in a typical jurisdiction? Usually the law allows you certain extra rights when your stuff or person is trapped by someone else’s usual legal rights. For example, if your property is surrounded by that of another person they can’t stop you from passing through.
Cool way to get me to break every window on your shitty truck.
Reminds me of this glorious way of dealing with that exact problem www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qc0aaY-3qY
Use an hydraulic jack (every car should have one in the trunk) to lift the rear axle of the truck as high as you can, then tilt it, now you can proceed to get out of the parking spot
The car is over the line. Contact your condo board with a picture. If this is a one time thing, he may have been drunk on too many beers.
A couple of axle jacks and his car would be parked elsewhere.
What’d you do? Gonna need updates on this one
Looks like someone’s tires need to get slashed
Is there any backstory? For all we know the car owner just did something horrible and the truck owner has blocked their escape until the authorities arrive.
“Time to do some sketchy shit, do da, do da, hope I get away with it, all the do da day”
Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You guys need to chill a bit and stop suggesting illegal shit. This isn’t the poster’s car. This was posted on Reddit about 8 days ago and then shared by BuzzFeed 2 days ago.
The guy in the car was able to get out and then talked to the building manager who then assigned the truck a new parking spot.
vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
This comment section is fucking brutal.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean there should be consequences for being an asshole and the fact that assholes very rarely receive said consequences is why when they do it’s usually brutal.
I’d definitely have scratched the paint on the passenger side and probably spit on the windshield.
Don’t be an asshole and you won’t have to worry about the consequences of being an asshole 🤷
Steve@startrek.website 1 year ago
The driver deserves to die, obviously.
BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 1 year ago
Fuckin kill him!
JewGoblin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
it’s because too many live in a fantasy world and smell their own farts
Abnorc@lemm.ee 1 year ago
He should completely disassemble the car, and then install each piece in a different car in the lot. Then he can build a new car in the original spot from the displaced pieces. A maneuver known as the auto-troll shuffle.
MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This makes me happy, I approve
PoetSII@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wrong. Molotov cocktail.
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, too much collateral damage. We’re not savages after all.
intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That truck driver needs to learn to back in. This situation is exactly why pickup trucks are often parked with the front facing out.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m not following…how is the direction of the car relevant to this photo?
Forfaden@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought trucks were backed in for the hitch to not stick out. Why would backing the truck in help? Just so the driver could see wtf they were doing?
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 year ago
I disagree. All of it is justified.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I’da just got him towed like a bitch, back left tire is in my spot, that’s a
paddlin’towin’!Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
We want to use our pitch forks!!! Don’t you stop us getting triggered!!! /s