TryingToEscapeTarkov

@TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Men like natural women so we wouldn’t cry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What will you do if Mario and his dog are chasing you on a motorcycle?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  no way he can see in that thing lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SteamOS will be coming to other handhelds before you can install it on your PC 'because right now, it's very, very tuned for Steam Deck' | PC Gamer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “Coming to other handhelds” “very tuned of steam deck” Why are these conflicting things in the same headline?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah, Yeah, wait what?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Israel right now… lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good career advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  His booty?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Tie me up and do whatever you want"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If it were me she’d be tied up and I’d be taking a nap. I want to sleep so bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gen Z is forcing a workplace reckoning that should have happened years ago⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish Boomer would retire. These fools love to work and say shit like “I don’t know what I would do if I didn’t have a job”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you trying to get me robbed?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  But its the best possible weed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HBO Max is removing features from my plan without reducing my price.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  RRRRRRR ME MATEY. SEEMS TO ME YOU NEED TO BE SAILING THE SEAS. SHALL I RECOMMEND A SEA SHANTY FOR US TO SING?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Report: Bungie CEO blames layoffs on waning interest in Destiny 2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I started a game that had been out for only hours (the Finals) and people already had advanced builds and insane map knowledge. These guys are preordering and then no lifeing the closed beta. Its crazy man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neighbour deliberately blocking OP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I love reminding Dodge drivers that the Chinese CCP owns it and RAM name. Not because that is bad or anything it’s just that most RAM drivers are also racists so that helps rile em up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Alan Wake 2’ Complicates An Already Wild GOTY Competition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You can tell gaming has been mid for so long that we get a couple of ok titles again and they are like “there is no room for all these GOTY titles!!” lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox's new policy — say goodbye to unofficial accessories from November thanks to error '0x82d60002'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Madcatz “Nooooooooooo!!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PEACHES COME FROM A CAN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Zoomers won’t listen to POTUS by their own accord. DJ X isn’t going to serve it to them either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok Lemmy Rorschach test time. Tell me what you see.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  2 bears high fiving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boris Johnson reveals he is joining GB News⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I GB News the British version of Fox News?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skyrim’s Lead Designer On Starfield’s Origins And Bethesda’s Evolution - MinnMax Interview⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Did he lead design all these loading screens?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pokemon Company believes there might be a chance for more detective Pikachu games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m good on a dog shit graphics version. Take your time guys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Byeee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Is Byeee what you say to your paycheck when the boss fires you when you don’t come back?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coming soon to cinemas near you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what they call me at the strip club.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unrealistic Family Standards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They are all on their 3rd one. That’s why there are no bites missing. They knew after the 1st one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds like an amazing date night.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The #4 also known as the “I wish a motherfucker would” combo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They are always out of Oat Milk because it’s the G.O.A.T. Milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You must eat them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If you struggled to eat vegetables as a kid then your parents probably were bad at cooking.