“Of course she was, she looked like you”
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Submitted 1 year ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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irmoz@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Axxys@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She lacked your charm.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Me being awkward: Of course she was. I mean, you are too!!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How is this even hard?
“Nearly as hot as you” should be practically a reflex response.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The reason it’s a hard question is regardless of how you answer, your always in the wrong. “Almost as hot as you” “So you think she’s hot?”
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
your always in the wrong
So you think she’s hot?”
Is a thing my wife will say to me, before she gives me a kiss and a sexy grin.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Or you can just say yes. You don’t usually stop finding other people attractive when you are in a relationship
Sunrosa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think part of the joke is that lots of the traditional straight ppl out there have wild expectations like not finding others attractive anymore.
bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My gal and I will turn to each other and do a silent “goddamn” when we see an attractive person. Very refreshing having come off a couple of very jealous relationships
PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Are people not allowed to find others attractive after they’re married or something? What is this sentiment?
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s more of a shitpost than a sentiment. My husband and I talk about other attractive people all the time.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 year ago
Boomerisms
EmasXP@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We all have different levels of insecurity. I think it’s common to not want to hurt the feelings of the ones we love
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are people not allowed to find others attractive after they’re married or something?
There’s a general taboo against oogling. But its often a question of finesse. Doing a loud wolf-whistle at someone as she passes you is bad form, and doubly so if your wife isn’t wolf-whistling with you.
PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I guess I’m trying to understand the reasoning for the taboo. Insecurity?
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
“It was a man actually”
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Statuesque blonde, shapely ass, pronounced chest, toned calves, killer smile. What’s not to love?
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Yes, but you give better blowjobs.”
IanAtCambio@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s a trap!
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yes you are!
TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world 1 year ago
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ANSWER THE QUESTION
jumbodumbo@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I thought she was looking a bit chubby recently to be honest
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Yes, I already said she looked like you. But notice who I came home to.”
Delphia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Not quite as pretty as you, thats how I could tell you apart.”
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This man wives.
ForestOrca@kbin.social 1 year ago
Say, without any perceptible pause whatsoever, "Not nearly as hot as you, that's how I knew it wasn't you."
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Rizz 100