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• Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Not quite as pretty as you, thats how I could tell you apart.”

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This man wives.

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  • ForestOrca@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Say, without any perceptible pause whatsoever, "Not nearly as hot as you, that's how I knew it wasn't you."

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rizz 100

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• irmoz@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Of course she was, she looked like you”

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  • Axxys@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She lacked your charm.

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  • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me being awkward: Of course she was. I mean, you are too!!

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How is this even hard?

  “Nearly as hot as you” should be practically a reflex response.

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The reason it’s a hard question is regardless of how you answer, your always in the wrong. “Almost as hot as you” “So you think she’s hot?”

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      your always in the wrong

      So you think she’s hot?”

      Is a thing my wife will say to me, before she gives me a kiss and a sexy grin.

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• SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or you can just say yes. You don’t usually stop finding other people attractive when you are in a relationship

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  • Sunrosa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think part of the joke is that lots of the traditional straight ppl out there have wild expectations like not finding others attractive anymore.

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  • bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My gal and I will turn to each other and do a silent “goddamn” when we see an attractive person. Very refreshing having come off a couple of very jealous relationships

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• PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are people not allowed to find others attractive after they’re married or something? What is this sentiment?

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s more of a shitpost than a sentiment. My husband and I talk about other attractive people all the time.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Boomerisms

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  • EmasXP@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We all have different levels of insecurity. I think it’s common to not want to hurt the feelings of the ones we love

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are people not allowed to find others attractive after they’re married or something?

    There’s a general taboo against oogling. But its often a question of finesse. Doing a loud wolf-whistle at someone as she passes you is bad form, and doubly so if your wife isn’t wolf-whistling with you.

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    • PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess I’m trying to understand the reasoning for the taboo. Insecurity?

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• azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “It was a man actually”

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Statuesque blonde, shapely ass, pronounced chest, toned calves, killer smile. What’s not to love?

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• ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Yes, but you give better blowjobs.”

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• IanAtCambio@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a trap!

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes you are!

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• TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ANSWER THE QUESTION

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• jumbodumbo@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought she was looking a bit chubby recently to be honest

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• CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Yes, I already said she looked like you. But notice who I came home to.”

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