Are you trying to get me robbed?!

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• Contramuffin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I misread the sign in the back as “GIRAFFE,” and that makes the entire image funnier

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• Son_of_dad@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Watch the security shutters come down and decapitate this guy

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    razor sharp security shutters

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    • ettyblatant@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You don’t understand! You were supposed to die on that bridge!

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• Hupf@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hoarding that much money under your mattress is bad for the economy. The cash must flow.

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  • uis@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    GDP is the worst possible metric.

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    • TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But its the best possible weed.

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  • c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lack of impulse control? Just claim it’s good for the economy!

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• Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s ok to swear on the Internet

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  • Fridgeratr@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah I’ve never heard of a 🟥🟥 voice

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• RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Text touching the edge of a picture gives me anxiety.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think this image has seen better days.

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• darelik@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Teller presses alarm, roller doors come crashing down

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  • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The french method

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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Negative, he is a meat popsicle

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Look at mr moneybags over here

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Except after inflation, that $3 is only worth $3.

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Somewhere in Argentina during ~2012 or so, a grandpa made it into the news because he wanted to buy 10 US$ in the bank for his grandson. (US$ market was close to most civilians). The government investigated the old pal, and the president referenced him in open TV calling him a greedy old man…

  Things you didnt want to know, but here we are

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