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Are you trying to get me robbed?!

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/b4e38a82-cf2f-472d-af99-7996408bcf07.jpeg

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  • Contramuffin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I misread the sign in the back as “GIRAFFE,” and that makes the entire image funnier

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  • Son_of_dad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Watch the security shutters come down and decapitate this guy

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      razor sharp security shutters

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      • ettyblatant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You don’t understand! You were supposed to die on that bridge!

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  • Hupf@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hoarding that much money under your mattress is bad for the economy. The cash must flow.

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    • uis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      GDP is the worst possible metric.

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      • TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        But its the best possible weed.

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    • c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lack of impulse control? Just claim it’s good for the economy!

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  • Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s ok to swear on the Internet

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    • Fridgeratr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah I’ve never heard of a 🟥🟥 voice

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  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Text touching the edge of a picture gives me anxiety.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think this image has seen better days.

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  • darelik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Teller presses alarm, roller doors come crashing down

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    • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The french method

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    • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Negative, he is a meat popsicle

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Look at mr moneybags over here

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Except after inflation, that $3 is only worth $3.

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Somewhere in Argentina during ~2012 or so, a grandpa made it into the news because he wanted to buy 10 US$ in the bank for his grandson. (US$ market was close to most civilians). The government investigated the old pal, and the president referenced him in open TV calling him a greedy old man…

    Things you didnt want to know, but here we are

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