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- Comment on [META] New moderator, and changes to the comm 1 day ago:
Every time I see you post, I see the little flag and wonder why someone from Denmark is posting on Aussie Zone 😂
- Comment on NSW agrees to pill testing trial at music festivals amid calls from experts to decriminalise drugs 2 days ago:
The cops will be waiting outside the testing station with sniffer dogs, and escort you offnti be strip searched.
- Comment on Victoria plans protest crackdown in bid to boost social cohesion 4 days ago:
Citizen! Do I detect low cohesion emanating from you?
- Comment on Here's what Australia’s richest state government did with four years of dominance 5 days ago:
Not scrolling through that abortion of a website…
- Comment on Former Nine boss Hugh Marks appointed ABC's new managing director 5 days ago:
And the white anting, shift to the right of the ABC continues …
- Comment on Government announces $40m a year funding boost for ABC 5 days ago:
Let’s hope they can properly fund a full year of 4 corners. I was peeved that they’d had to cut the number of episodes etc.
It’s the show that’s exposed the most of what really goes on.
- Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: 🌅🌇🌄 Sunday, 15 December, 2024 1 week ago:
Yeah, if it worked 👍😬
- Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: 🌅🌇🌄 Sunday, 15 December, 2024 1 week ago:
Wd-40 is not really a lubricant.
If you have some light oil, eg sewing machine oil, or silicone spray, that might be better.
But be careful applying those. They can be messy. Less is more 😉
- Comment on Huge and rare Mekong catfish spotted in Cambodia, raising conservation hopes 1 week ago:
Well, it may not be a catfish joke, but it is a fish joke:
One day God calls down to Noah and says, “Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark”.
Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you’re the boss…
But God interrupts, “Ah, but there’s a catch. This time, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other”.
“20 DECKS!”, screams Noah. “Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?”
“Yep, that’s right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish”, God answers.
“Fish?” queries Noah.
“Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp!”
Noah looks to the skies. “OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, You want a New Ark?”
“Check”.
“With 20 decks, one on top of the other?”
“Check”.
“And you want it full of Carp?”.
“Check.”
“Why?” asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether…
“Dunno”, says God, “I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark.”
Credit: Pichwademeinkauntha
- Comment on Beijing's "Best Friend" To Host U.S. Navy For 1st Time In Nearly A Decade Amid Concerns Over China-Funded Naval Base 1 week ago:
US crew: “Holy crap! Will you look at all the antennas on thise ‘fishing vessels’. Lucky we turned on the stealth cloaking devices!”
- Comment on ‘This is just a photo op’: anger greets Albanese as he tours Melbourne synagogue destroyed by arson 1 week ago:
Everything is a photo op.
tbf, Albo’s damned if he does or doesn’t go to the synagogue…
- Comment on Users from Other Instances 1 week ago:
I’d thought about this a bit. Prefacing with I like an open discussion…
My conclusions all boiled down to: We’re a relatively small community, so it wouldn’t take much for us to be overwhelmed.
Whether it’s people, organisations, or nations, whether they are acting in good faith or not.
- Comment on Peter Dutton says he'll never stand in front of an Aboriginal flag as prime minister 1 week ago:
Flag Dutton is happy to stand behind:
☢️
- Comment on Australia inks treaty with Nauru locking out growing Chinese influence 1 week ago:
Let’s not forget that many of the Pacific nations were passed into the hands of China by the Liberal government cutting agreements and funding.
Now, we have a lot of goodwill to make up.
- Comment on How Chinese insiders exploit the country's national surveillance state for their own benefit 1 week ago:
Here I was thinking the headline meant China was exploiting Australia’s surveillance state…
- Comment on So what are we going to do with all this social media age-gate stuff? 1 week ago:
Can you just host offshore?
Might be simplest, though idk what the legislation says…
- Comment on World Leading Moderna Vaccine Facility Opens In Victoria 2 weeks ago:
I bet the 5G reception is off the charts!
- Comment on Joe Biden pardons son Hunter in final weeks in office 2 weeks ago:
In 4 years:
“Make me president for life and I will pardon you all!”
- Comment on Green Guillotine: how politics prevailed over principles in legislative avalanche - Michael West 2 weeks ago:
Dodgy as fuck.
With all this rush job guillotining going on, - 160 bills this parliament and then attempted 41 last week - you’d have to wonder what they were actually spending their time on?
- Comment on The complete list of LNP Senators with integrity 3 weeks ago:
Both have fiveheads 🤣
- Comment on ‘We have your back’: Albanese’s message to Australians as election looms | 7.30 3 weeks ago:
‘We have your back’:
‘It’s where we keep sticking the knife in’
- Comment on NSW government withdraws more than 23,000 COVID-19 fines with $5.5 million to be refunded 3 weeks ago:
Cookers gonna cook up an extra big batch with there refunds lol
- Comment on Is AI progress stuck? 3 weeks ago:
Searching for stuff is polluted by AI generated stupidly long and full of unnecessary explanations.
What is X?
Why would you use X?
What are the advantages of X?
What are the disadvantages of X?
The history of Xthen, finally, after 36 paragraphs:
How to use X
Turn the switch on while holding the X button - Comment on Social media users probably won't read beyond this headline, researchers say 4 weeks ago:
Best
Clickbait
Headline
EVER!
- Comment on NACC under fire as Commissioner Paul Brereton found guilty of misconduct - Michael West 4 weeks ago:
The National Investigation Committee for the National Anti-Corruption Commission
NIC-NACC
- Comment on Tens of thousands converge on New Zealand parliament as march to protest controversial Māori rights bill reaches capital 4 weeks ago:
He’s like:
“Jesus! Now what? Yeah, nah. OK, everyone just take the rest of the day off.”
- Comment on NACC under fire as Commissioner Paul Brereton found guilty of misconduct - Michael West 4 weeks ago:
Clearly, we need an independent commission to investigate corruption in our NACC
- Comment on Tens of thousands converge on New Zealand parliament as march to protest controversial Māori rights bill reaches capital 4 weeks ago:
Watching their parliament bust out into a haka in opposition to the bill was badass
- Comment on The Coalition will block the student caps bill. Brace yourself for more uncertainty over international students 4 weeks ago:
LNP: No cap, except MY CAP!
- Comment on Albanese moves to capitalise on Trump's plan to slash green energy investment 5 weeks ago:
With that headline, I expected it to be about sucking up to Trump to invest and buy more of our coal and gas lol