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- Comment on "We're building an army:" Angry anti-renewable groups take to city streets ahead of state election 8 hours ago:
- Comment on Max Chandler-Mather pitches Mamdani-style $25bn plan to nationalise 200 Coles and Woolworths supermarkets 5 days ago:
My only criticism is critiscism
- Comment on Nats "preparing One Nation merger" - The Klaxon 5 days ago:
It’s entirely the opposite meaning, but a line from Cyndi Lauper’s “True Colors” instantly leapt to mind:
And I see your true colours
Shining through - Comment on Politicians keep talking about immigration. Voters keep talking about their bills 5 days ago:
Now, there’s a lot of nuance to take into account regarding immigration and the cost of liv…
OMG! SQUIRRELL!!!
- Comment on Anthony Albanese says OpenAI agent hacked Medicare and he expressed ‘extreme concern’ to Sam Altman 2 weeks ago:
The onus is on whoever holds the data to prevent unauthorised access to it.
- Comment on Anthony Albanese says OpenAI agent hacked Medicare and he expressed ‘extreme concern’ to Sam Altman 2 weeks ago:
No concern about the shitty security of Medicare?
- Comment on Man bitten by shark at Western Australian beach 4 weeks ago:
Hmmm. now I feel like fish and chips!
- Comment on Latest poll: Greens surge to record-breaking 16%, ALP’s 2PP lead grows 4 weeks ago:
I could not eat the pie, for there was no sauce ☹️
- Comment on Liberals promise new hybrid trains for Melbourne's west 5 weeks ago:
Wow! That’s a hell of a turnaround!
Oh, trains, not trans. My bad.
- Comment on Bricks 5 weeks ago:
The way those bricks catch on your clothing, I always had an urge to run and jump on to a wall and see if I’d stick to it like velcro
- Comment on Crossbenchers push for an import ban on 'pervert' smart glasses 1 month ago:
Nobody will be able to afford them because of the cost of living, rent, low wages, no hope of buying their own home, but, yeah this is an important priority!
- Comment on Grim signs the globe is about to run short of food 1 month ago:
I’m rooting for the carrots.
Ha. Haha. Bahahahahaha!
- Comment on A 'huge' trade-off: One Nation's pitch for cheaper cigarettes 1 month ago:
I call it shotgun policy strategy.
You just keep spouting stuff. You don’t need to implement anything. The idea is to spout enough of them that just one hits.
Trump is a master, and used his rallies to do it.
There’s no coherence or overarching vision to them. You just keep reloading and blast away.
People remember the one they like,and ignore all the others that are rubbish.
- Comment on Pauline Hanson still doesn't like Mardi Gras, says sexuality should be 'behind closed doors' 1 month ago:
Can’t
Understand
Normal
Thinking - Comment on Pedestrian rating sticker | David Pope 1 month ago:
Dumbasses would boast about how low their rating was, to match their fuel economy and penis size.
- Comment on Low-income Australians should accept substandard homes, Liberal frontbencher says 1 month ago:
They used to say “All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.”
Now they just skip straight to “You animals should be happy with a dog kennel”
- Comment on 130,000 people: One Nation clarifies plan for major migration cut 1 month ago:
You see, Pauline is not totally against immigration!
It’s about allowing in the right type of immigrant.
- Comment on NSW drivers licence photos could be part of national database under new laws 2 months ago:
Well every bank or finacial institution, or even every fucking club you walk 8nto scans them, so why wouldn’t they have them already?
- Comment on Nauru officially changes name to Naoero 2 months ago:
Does it change the pronunciation?
I always heard it as na-roo.
- Comment on Gina Rinehart funded flights and fashion show for Pauline Hanson 2 months ago:
After going to a fashion show they should go to an art show.
Art is great.
- Comment on Senior politicians supported young NSW Liberal power brokers trying to shift party to right, corruption watchdog hears 2 months ago:
I did nazi that coming…
- Comment on Secret files show horse meat, mouse fur and metal shavings detected in Australian food 2 months ago:
I was always partial to a Mixed Grill
- Comment on Does Albanese's idea for more Australian oil supplies stack up? 2 months ago:
Just offer EV incentives and build more renewable power plants.
Become energy independent so we are not so beholden to this shitty oil economics.
- Comment on Leggo's, Coles and Aldi selling Chinese tomatoes as 'Australian' and 'Italian' in products, forensic testing finds 2 months ago:
I’d trustt the scientist with years of expertise over the denials of every company.
Th parallels are eerily similar with the sunscreen fiasco, where all the companies caught with vastly lower SPF factors than they claimed, all denied it, and claimed the ABC testing was wrong or invalid.
- Comment on Leggo's, Coles and Aldi selling Chinese tomatoes as 'Australian' and 'Italian' in products, forensic testing finds 2 months ago:
They covered it in the program. They analyze for various metals and elements which provides a ‘fingerprint’ of the source of the goods.
- Comment on AusAlert emergency warning test: What you need to know and how to prepare 2 months ago:
I’m waiting for the marketing guys to all disappear to the pub, like they do for the fire drills etc.
- Comment on Victorian premier to face leadership challenge this week 2 months ago:
Labor eats itself.
See also Rudd & Gillard, Hawke & Keating…
- Comment on Richard Marles says new US tariff on Australia 'makes no sense' 2 months ago:
Paying a living wage is a communist idea spread by the lunatic far left!
- Comment on Moira Deeming disendorsed as Victorian Liberal party candidate for upcoming state election 2 months ago:
"…the injunction gave me time to recover, review all the facts, learn the difference between a headlock and a collar-tie grip, and gather my thoughts.”
Surprised that the Libs have let go of such a quality candidate.
- Comment on News story saying Labor minister called One Nation voters 'unintelligent' shown to be fake 2 months ago:
Just because something is fake, doesn’t mean it’s not true.