No1
@No1@aussie.zone
- Comment on ‘Long may she reign’: How powerful is Gina Rinehart? 3 days ago:
Art is great.
- Comment on Bank Forced To Rehire Workers After Lying About Chatbot Productivity, Union Says 4 days ago:
Me:ChatGPT, what do you think about the Commonwealth Bank reversing it’s decision to sack call centre workers and replace them with AI?
…thinking…
ChatGPT: The Commonwealth Bank of Australia is Australia’s largest bank with a workforce of 39,014 total employees, which included 32,259 full-time and 6,755 part-time employees as at 30 June, 2024. But it’s run by a bunch of soul-less cunts who can be expected to fuck up and have to flip-flop.
So, I guess AI can be right, but you do need to review and correct it sometimes.
- Comment on AI experts return from China stunned: The U.S. grid is so weak, the race may already be over 1 week ago:
There’s a school of thought that the first to get AGI/superintelligence can never be caught.
- Comment on Sixt wants to store a scan of my face 1 week ago:
Could be Seth Efricn
- Comment on Helsinki just went a full year without a single traffic death 2 weeks ago:
“And we could save millions of dollars* by raising the speed limit!”
*Costs of deaths not included
- Comment on Helsinki just went a full year without a single traffic death 2 weeks ago:
Actually, they’ll probably go the other way:
"Helsinki had no traffic deaths but at what cost?
- Comment on After using ChatGPT, man swaps his salt for sodium bromide—and suffers psychosis 2 weeks ago:
Never go fully bro, bruh.
- Comment on Official modelling shows little benefit from a cut in company tax 2 weeks ago:
How about the ‘radical change in the way companies are taxed’ prevents companies from shifting profits overseas, so that they pay the tax they should?
- Comment on Police escort neo-Nazis in early morning march through Melbourne’s CBD 2 weeks ago:
“According to the court tewtimony, the car was in full self.driving mode, and didn’t identify them as humans”.
- Comment on Army of Crabs Protect Spy Robot From Stingray (BBC Earth) 3 weeks ago:
Fuck sting rays!
Snacking on 50 crabs a day, and killing Steve Irwin smh
- Comment on Haunted by the past. Is Sussan Ley's leadership already over? 3 weeks ago:
They may not if they think there’s little chance of winning the election.
Let her take the fall, then move in after.
- Comment on And they say Australia has no culture 3 weeks ago:
Go on…
- Comment on Should Australia lower the voting age to 16 like the UK? We asked 5 experts 3 weeks ago:
My paltry income would be doing nothing for Mr tax man, but that money would be much better given to me on payday.
Everyone thinks exactly this. Though the rich also think their money should not be going to help the lazy, dirty poors.
- Comment on 13 Semi-Controversial Truths About Masculinity - Adam Lane Smith 4 weeks ago:
Made it 2 minutes into this bullshit.
‘The man is the CEO and the woman is the COO’
Why not just come out and say Master and obedient Slave?
- Comment on Law professor who claimed ‘Blak’ activists were leading University of Melbourne to ‘destruction’ sues for discrimination 4 weeks ago:
I saw somewhere that allegedly Descheemaeker is obviously from Douche-meister, ie a master douche
- Comment on Greens and Coalition bristle against Labor’s changes to the standing orders [to allow kicking out MPs for longer and to avoid recording the names of MPs who on some motions] 4 weeks ago:
Most already own investment properties, so we could drop their wages to 40K/year and they’d still be above median wage.
- Comment on [Satire] C’mon Aussie! Nation gets around our Rupert after Trump sues him for defamation 5 weeks ago:
Reminds menof the last NRL grand final where I wanted both teams to lose for different reasons…
- Comment on Independent MP to push for lowering of Australian voting age 5 weeks ago:
I was gonna say that it felt fair that if you’re working, and getting taxed, that you should have a voice.
Then I did a search for Australia minimum working ahe and woooof. What a shitshow that is in all the states & territories…
- Comment on I don't know how my husband passed his citizenship test 5 weeks ago:
That’s how we lure in the unsuspecting tourists so we can sacrifice them, and save our own.
- Comment on What happened to the Liberal party of Menzies? They became obsessed with virtue signalling 1 month ago:
Politics as a career, with the cushy payoff jobs after seems to be suboptimal.
- Comment on See the leaked teen social media ban tech trial report that has experts worried 1 month ago:
That’s horrendous AND horrifying!
- Comment on See the leaked teen social media ban tech trial report that has experts worried 1 month ago:
engaged in activities that involve searching for children
Jesus Christ I read that in a totally different way!
As in “You are a creepy pedo that’s been doing searches for children!”
- Comment on Car in front waiting for a coffee 1 month ago:
Those guys that approve/decline number plates really don’t give a shit…
- Comment on The Steam controller was ahead of its time 1 month ago:
recharging AAs too slow.
If you have spares to swap in, then it doesn’t matter how long it takes to charge.
(Which would be 2 hours if you charge at 0.5C)
- Comment on Albanese's plan to 'unleash the private sector' 1 month ago:
Not surprising, though I’m still trying to pinpoint how long ago it was that Labor turned into the Liberal party…
- Comment on Electric vehicle myths: almost half of Australians wrongly believe EVs are more likely to catch fire, survey shows 1 month ago:
The best info I’ve seen are a couple of studies out of Europe that showed ICE (gas/petrol) cars were at least 10 to 20 times more likely to catch on fire than EVs.
And the only info I’ve seen on hybrid cars said they were twice as likely to catch fire than ICE cars.
- Comment on Bruce Lehrmann pleads not guilty to stealing four-wheel drive in Tasmania 2 months ago:
It feels like this guy, Ben Roberts-Smith and Salim Mehajer are all in some sort of weird contest that the rest of us don’t know about.
- Comment on Police student crashes into academy boom gate while allegedly drunk 2 months ago:
His “professional suitability is under review”, NSW Police said.
Pussy only blew 0.108
Not suitable lol
- Comment on Freedom of the Press 2 months ago:
The press is free. Free to be targets!
- Comment on 9News US Correspondent Lauren Tomasi hit by rubber bullet during Los Angeles protests 2 months ago:
Journalist AND foreign?
Surprised that’s not worth 2 shots at least!
/s just in case it wasn’t obvious…
