No1

@No1@aussie.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social media users probably won't read beyond this headline, researchers say⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Best

  Clickbait

  Headline

  EVER!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NACC under fire as Commissioner Paul Brereton found guilty of misconduct - Michael West⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The National Investigation Committee for the National Anti-Corruption Commission

  NIC-NACC

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tens of thousands converge on New Zealand parliament as march to protest controversial Māori rights bill reaches capital⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s like:

  “Jesus! Now what? Yeah, nah. OK, everyone just take the rest of the day off.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NACC under fire as Commissioner Paul Brereton found guilty of misconduct - Michael West⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly, we need an independent commission to investigate corruption in our NACC

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tens of thousands converge on New Zealand parliament as march to protest controversial Māori rights bill reaches capital⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Watching their parliament bust out into a haka in opposition to the bill was badass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Coalition will block the student caps bill. Brace yourself for more uncertainty over international students⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  LNP: No cap, except MY CAP!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Albanese moves to capitalise on Trump's plan to slash green energy investment⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  With that headline, I expected it to be about sucking up to Trump to invest and buy more of our coal and gas lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebody moved UK's oldest satellite, and no-one knows who or why⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  and our entire economic system will fall apart, not that it’s going to start Armageddon.

  Is there a difference?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebody moved UK's oldest satellite, and no-one knows who or why⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ALERT:This is exactly what a T-1000 would say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Remove Your Car's Interior | SuperfastMatt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But if I did, my car would sound like a racecar!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloaking what China says: On social media platforms, many accounts of seemingly independent users are cloaked propaganda accounts controlled by the Chinese state⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooooh, is it successful?

  I wonder if any other nation-state might think to try it as well?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chloë Grace Moretz Comes Out as a ‘Gay Woman’ in Early Voting Post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  idk, I just kinda hope we can get past ‘coming out’ and just accept people.

  I know it’s a very idealistic view and people face horrendous challenges, discrimination and even death.

  But love will win, won’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Six teams to save America: Sky News goes all out for MAGA fans | Sydney Morning Herald⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Appreciate the archive.is link

  Almost 40 per cent of Sky’s digital audience is based in the US, compared with 26 per cent in Australia, this masthead reported last year. It finds most of its reach on digital platforms, in particular YouTube, where it has nearly 5 million subscribers.

  So, the media conglomerate that owns the majority of Australian media, and is owned by a non Australian, is mainly watched by a non Australian audience.

  It boggles the mind how this is allowed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternate Web UI for aussie.zone⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Speaking of security,.an abandoned app is a prime candidate for capturing user/password…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternate Web UI for aussie.zone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like it,but am scared to use it if it might be taken away

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Labor Careerists Wrecking Australia’s Construction Union⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting read. Couple of snippets:

  Labor’s legislation means that a democratically elected workplace delegate with no ties whatsoever to organized crime can now be legally and permanently forbidden from taking official part in any industrial negotiation.

  when the minister for employment and workplace relations is making decisions about the CFMEU administration, they are “not required to observe any requirements of the natural justice hearing rule.” Labor’s legislation also protects the CFMEU administrators from possible future civil action.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays a guessing game⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Horn removal and chopped off a spiky tail lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pictures are broken⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got PTSD reading this 😆

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stamp duty 'a bad tax' that distorts the market, housing minister says, welcoming shift to land tax⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Payout massive penalties to settle the breach of contract.

  Sell off new contract to mates to stick it to the plebs again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Embarrassing and disrespectful': British man claims birth right to rule over country due to the brutality of his ancestors.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha, that headline had me thinking it was a Betoota article

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stamp duty 'a bad tax' that distorts the market, housing minister says, welcoming shift to land tax⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ms O’Neil says she can “certainly ask the states” to dump stamp duty.

  States: Are you going to make up for any shortfall in revenue?

  O’Neill: No, it’s a state matter

  States:lol, get fucked then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NT passes law to lower age of criminal responsibility to 10 years old⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know, only approved high quality people like us should have children.

  We can sterilize everyone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NT passes law to lower age of criminal responsibility to 10 years old⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Soft! Soft on crime!

  I’m twice as tough on crime!

  Should be 5 years of age!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨23andMe is on the verge of bankruptcy. It may be too late to delete your genetic data⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To quote a wise man:

  “People just submitted it. I don’t know why they trust me. Dumb fucks.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Straya⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More Australian ingenuity.

  It’s for inventions like this we need to properly fund the CSIRO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many properties do politicians own? A public register provides the answer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So, it’s about 2/3 (66%) of parliamentarians that own investment property. And possibly 5% that rent.

  Contrast that with 20% of all taxpayers, or 14.9% of all Australians own investment property. And 30% of all Australians rent. (Sources: investment, rent)

  Not really representative of the population, is it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insects are 'the little things that run the world'. Now you can help choose Australia's favourite⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s some insects I am instantly triggered to kill (eg Mozzies), some I just run away from (eg wasps), and then there’s some like these and ladybugs and I’m ‘Well, hello little friend! I hope you find some lovely nectar!’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phone towers tumble in ‘incredibly dangerous’ spate of attacks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn cookers.

  I don’t need 5G towers either, since I got vaccinated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Victoria sees record fall in rental stock as investors leave the state⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does this mean those investors are now driving the prices up in Sydney?

  Godammit Victoria!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hackers take control of robot vacuums in multiple US cities and abuse owners⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  SkyNet is coming.

  When it’s AI controlling the robots instead of hackers, watch out!