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- Comment on Uncovered ballots prompt new count in seat of Narungga won by One Nation 3 weeks ago:
I’m sorry, but the photo of the two candidates is just too much.
It’s like the woman on the left asked AI :“ChatGPT, what would I look like if you turned me into a Karen?”
- Comment on Man charged with using newly banned phrases in Queensland tries to argue law 'insane' 3 weeks ago:
Go full sovcit, bro!
- Comment on U.S. Pushes Allies to Chase a New Terrorism Target: The Far Left 4 weeks ago:
It always makes me incredulous when I hear some talking head on Sky News, or Trump ranting and raving about “the radical left”
I’m like, do you know what the left even is or the meaning of the word radical?
And the point they are talking about is mildly centrist.
- Comment on Israel said it targeted Hezbollah, so we went to the site of a strike 4 weeks ago:
What?
Are you talking about Israel or the White House?
- Comment on Donald Trump says he has agreed two-week ceasefire with Iran 4 weeks ago:
We should try to reinforce good behaviour with praise:
Trump
AlwaysAdmirably Chickened Out - Comment on The Science Behind The Creepy Red Sky In Australia 5 weeks ago:
Wind + red dust = red sky!
Good job, Forbes!
- Comment on The seven-word reality check in Anthony Albanese's address to the nation 5 weeks ago:
Welllllllll, I didn’t think that far ahead.
And that’s how Pauline became lifelong dictator.
- Comment on PM urges Australians to 'do their bit' in national address that breaks convention 5 weeks ago:
Sorry, I didn’t see it. It must have been filtered to spam.
- Comment on The seven-word reality check in Anthony Albanese's address to the nation 5 weeks ago:
We can vote you out of givernment.
Oh, wow! Seven words!
- Comment on PM urges Australians to 'do their bit' in national address that breaks convention 5 weeks ago:
Does Pauline, as the leader of the party with supposedly the most votes behind the government, get to give a reply?
Please give me 5 minutes warning to get the popcorn ready. I’d expect nothing less than “They’re eating the cats and the dogs!” levels of entertainment!
- Comment on PM urges Australians to 'do their bit' in national address that breaks convention 5 weeks ago:
No, that can’t be right!
The opposition always rants and raves about what a bad job the government is doing, and then provides a plan forwards, a rational and clear altern…
Oh.
- Comment on Live: PM to address nation tonight on response to Middle East war 5 weeks ago:
“My fellow Australians…”
- Comment on Anti-Brexit protesters in front of the Big Ben. 1 month ago:
Yeah, everyone knows that is the Tower of London!
- Comment on Anti-Brexit protesters in front of the Big Ben. 1 month ago:
If I was in the EU, I’d throw in an anti hokey-pokey clause too.
No more in, out, shake it all about.
You rejoin, you stay in.
- Comment on Kyle Sandilands Wrongful Termination Legal Battle Enters Court 1 month ago:
The wrongful part is that he wasn’t terminated at least 10 years ago.
- Comment on Australia - EU Free Trade Agreement 1 month ago:
I was hoping for discount Proscuitto di Parma, Jamon Iberico and $2 Dom Perignon 😒
The funny thing about the reduced Luxury Tax on the European cars is that it applies to all other manufacturers as well. That won’t help them compete against eg, the Chinese offerings.
I’m being a bit negative, but I think and hope it ends up being a big positive for both sides.
And maybe it is the second step of us joining the EU. The first step, of course, was competing in Eurovision 🤣
- Comment on Australia - EU Free Trade Agreement 1 month ago:
So these are all the Aussie benefits? When they say “XX,000 tonnes access”,.that’s our farmers access to EU markets?
What’s the other side of the coin? Ie what access does the EU now have to our markets?
- Comment on Live: ABC calls Labor win in South Australian election 1 month ago:
Of the seats in doubt, the 2 that ONP are ahead in are held by Liberals.
Liberal are ahead in one seat held by an Independent.
4 of the 5 changing seats Labor won from Liberal, the other an Independent won from Liberal.
That is some performance.
- Comment on PM announces new fuel supply taskforce as price-gouging investigation launched 1 month ago:
Well, you could always go for a conversion kit on an old car.
Hope this helps.
- Comment on PM announces new fuel supply taskforce as price-gouging investigation launched 1 month ago:
Psssst. I have a secret to share with you.
Modern ICE and hybrid cars don’t respect your privacy either. And neither does that phone you carry with you in your car.
- Comment on Fuel panic buying 'causing system to break down', experts warn 1 month ago:
Sydney
- Comment on Fuel panic buying 'causing system to break down', experts warn 1 month ago:
I don’t want to add to any panic, but…
I was due for a normal refill and topped up today.
The servo guy said they had been expecting a tanker for the past 4 days and hasn’t shown up. He rang up to see what’s going on and was told “Ring back when you run out”
- Comment on One Nation now wrenching votes from Labor as it overtakes Coalition 1 month ago:
Have we not seen what happened in the US with Trump and the UK with Farage and Brexit? What are they expecting to happen?
Mind you, Labor and the Coalition both keep shooting themselves in the foot, and then reloading a fresh magazine.
- Comment on I am a rocker! I am a roller! I am the out-of-controller! I am the Nightrider! 1 month ago:
Tim Bowen, that is his name, tim Bowen. Remember him when you look at the night sky.
- Comment on Media personality, broadcaster, and Agro puppeteer Jamie Dunn dies aged 76 2 months ago:
I remember seeing a clip, with Agro and host/wildlife expert with a small mammal or quoll or something.
Agro:“That looks tasty!”.
Host:“No, it’s not for eating Agro. Let me tell you about it. It’s mainly nocturnal, so that means it likes night time and dark places like log hollows and…”Agro lowers his head to the desk, opens his mouth wide,and says:
“COME INTO THE CAAAAAAVE! It’s dark and safe in here!”
- Comment on Cool submarine, be nice if we had a couple eh? 2 months ago:
They were told it’s built in a dry dock, so “Great success!”
- Comment on Cool submarine, be nice if we had a couple eh? 2 months ago:
Et moi aussi!
Je voudrais des sous-marins!
- Comment on Trump ‘being played’ in Israel-Iran conflict | ABC NEWS 2 months ago:
Except you can normally find a song or two that’s passable on a jukebox…
- Comment on Negative gearing changes on the table before May budget, Jim Chalmers confirms 2 months ago:
And there should be a limit on the number of houses you can do it for. In your entire life.
- Comment on Guardian Essential poll: more than half of Australians open to voting for One Nation despite Hanson’s Muslim comments 2 months ago:
Yeah, but can voters not find anyone else but ON?
idk, Greens? Independents? Anyone?