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- Comment on Wards in NSW’s largest psychiatric hospital close as mass resignations begin 20 hours ago:
I’m feeling so bad for the patients…
- Comment on One in 10 homes could become uninsurable by 2035, analyst warns 5 days ago:
It’s sad that some people would think that’s a great idea because then you could sell it off and make bank…
- Comment on One in 10 homes could become uninsurable by 2035, analyst warns 5 days ago:
And here was I worried about how things might look in 2050-2100 with projected sea level rises and god knows what happens to Greenland or Antarctic ice sheets.
It’s already here.
- Comment on PM promises $3b to 'finish' NBN and speed up internet 1 week ago:
Anybody who thinks the Libs nuclear plan will be operational within 10 years and anywhere near its ridiculous pricetag needs to first explain the NBN shitshow which was going to be ‘cheaper and sooner’
- Comment on We pored over the newly unsealed 2004 cabinet files. Here's what stood out 2 weeks ago:
I’ve prepared some responses to help you select the outrage that best fits you:
- The slimy bastards!
- I knew it! They knew ALL ABOUT IT!
- 20 years later, and they’ve still done nothing!
- Pffffffft! Of course they’d never do anything about that!
- I didn’t see one mention of Murdoch!
- But Labor is the same!
- What ever happened to that $1.5 billion?
- Comment on Would Kryal Castle be the best place to hold out a zombie apocalypse from? 2 weeks ago:
Bro! Even somebody who’s watched more than two zombie/end of the world movies knows this stuff!
- Comment on Two Australians reportedly injured after New York taxi veers into pedestrians 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, I was being a bit facetious(?) with my comment. I was just thinking how things might look in NY (or elsewhere) in the future if all the taxis were self driving. And then that got me going down the Terminator path where they became self aware, and decided the humans were the problem…
I get that self driving cars can be a lot better than a human driver - faster reaction times, never sleepy or drunk/drugged etc.
Like you say, though, it feels really weird to think about what it would be like when a self driving car makes a mistake. Even for something trivial, eg say a robot car ran into the back of me at a traffic light. “OK, how do I get his drivers license?” 🤔
- Comment on Two Australians reportedly injured after New York taxi veers into pedestrians 3 weeks ago:
Can’t wait for all the self driving taxis to become self aware…
- Comment on Labor looks likely to win 2025 Election 3 weeks ago:
It will be interesting to see if the Teals revert to Libs or if they can hold or even expand their footprint.
- Comment on Merry Creamyshits 3 weeks ago:
STIC MY ARSE
- Comment on Total Fire Ban Statewide today 26/12 3 weeks ago:
Having bad juju with the serious warnings.
Got our fingers crossed for you guys.
Be safe.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
“i don’t appreciate you being tardy”
“Say what? What did you just call me?”
- Comment on Navy advertises nuclear submarine job with $120,000 salary and ‘no experience’ needed 4 weeks ago:
Please be from satjre site
Please be from satjre site
Please be from satjre siteGoddamit…
- Comment on [META] New moderator, and changes to the comm 4 weeks ago:
Every time I see you post, I see the little flag and wonder why someone from Denmark is posting on Aussie Zone 😂
- Comment on NSW agrees to pill testing trial at music festivals amid calls from experts to decriminalise drugs 4 weeks ago:
The cops will be waiting outside the testing station with sniffer dogs, and escort you offnti be strip searched.
- Comment on Victoria plans protest crackdown in bid to boost social cohesion 5 weeks ago:
Citizen! Do I detect low cohesion emanating from you?
- Comment on Here's what Australia’s richest state government did with four years of dominance 5 weeks ago:
Not scrolling through that abortion of a website…
- Comment on Former Nine boss Hugh Marks appointed ABC's new managing director 5 weeks ago:
And the white anting, shift to the right of the ABC continues …
- Comment on Government announces $40m a year funding boost for ABC 5 weeks ago:
Let’s hope they can properly fund a full year of 4 corners. I was peeved that they’d had to cut the number of episodes etc.
It’s the show that’s exposed the most of what really goes on.
- Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: 🌅🌇🌄 Sunday, 15 December, 2024 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, if it worked 👍😬
- Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: 🌅🌇🌄 Sunday, 15 December, 2024 5 weeks ago:
Wd-40 is not really a lubricant.
If you have some light oil, eg sewing machine oil, or silicone spray, that might be better.
But be careful applying those. They can be messy. Less is more 😉
- Comment on Huge and rare Mekong catfish spotted in Cambodia, raising conservation hopes 5 weeks ago:
Well, it may not be a catfish joke, but it is a fish joke:
One day God calls down to Noah and says, “Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark”.
Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you’re the boss…
But God interrupts, “Ah, but there’s a catch. This time, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other”.
“20 DECKS!”, screams Noah. “Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?”
“Yep, that’s right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish”, God answers.
“Fish?” queries Noah.
“Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp!”
Noah looks to the skies. “OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, You want a New Ark?”
“Check”.
“With 20 decks, one on top of the other?”
“Check”.
“And you want it full of Carp?”.
“Check.”
“Why?” asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether…
“Dunno”, says God, “I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark.”
Credit: Pichwademeinkauntha
- Comment on Beijing's "Best Friend" To Host U.S. Navy For 1st Time In Nearly A Decade Amid Concerns Over China-Funded Naval Base 5 weeks ago:
US crew: “Holy crap! Will you look at all the antennas on thise ‘fishing vessels’. Lucky we turned on the stealth cloaking devices!”
- Comment on ‘This is just a photo op’: anger greets Albanese as he tours Melbourne synagogue destroyed by arson 5 weeks ago:
Everything is a photo op.
tbf, Albo’s damned if he does or doesn’t go to the synagogue…
- Comment on Users from Other Instances 1 month ago:
I’d thought about this a bit. Prefacing with I like an open discussion…
My conclusions all boiled down to: We’re a relatively small community, so it wouldn’t take much for us to be overwhelmed.
Whether it’s people, organisations, or nations, whether they are acting in good faith or not.
- Comment on Peter Dutton says he'll never stand in front of an Aboriginal flag as prime minister 1 month ago:
Flag Dutton is happy to stand behind:
☢️
- Comment on Australia inks treaty with Nauru locking out growing Chinese influence 1 month ago:
Let’s not forget that many of the Pacific nations were passed into the hands of China by the Liberal government cutting agreements and funding.
Now, we have a lot of goodwill to make up.
- Comment on How Chinese insiders exploit the country's national surveillance state for their own benefit 1 month ago:
Here I was thinking the headline meant China was exploiting Australia’s surveillance state…
- Comment on So what are we going to do with all this social media age-gate stuff? 1 month ago:
Can you just host offshore?
Might be simplest, though idk what the legislation says…
- Comment on World Leading Moderna Vaccine Facility Opens In Victoria 1 month ago:
I bet the 5G reception is off the charts!