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- Comment on [Gary Stevenson: @garyseconomics] EMERGENCY DEBATE: They Lied About The Economy Recovering! Is A Financial Apocalypse Coming? [02:26:14 | MAR 20 2025 | The Diary Of A CEO] 8 hours ago:
My summary of the summary above: TLDR
My summary of any Diary of a CEO video: TLDW
Seriously, if you followed all the advice in those videos, firstly you’d have no time to do anything because every video tells you to spend 5 minutes to an hour a day on doing X, secondly, you’d either be eating everything or nothing because the health videos say this is a superfood or poison, thirdly you’re only poor because you have no money and fourthly, let’s add in some neo buzzword word salad to make things sound smart.
- Comment on The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans 8 hours ago:
Soon to be:
“Reporter arrested with classified documents”
- Comment on Australia on alert after UK detects world's first case of bird flu in sheep 9 hours ago:
Well, there is a mutton bird, and mutton is an older sheep, so I propose we call this mutton flu to save millions of unnecessary letters being typed to explain that what we are actually talking about is ‘bird flu in sheep’
- Comment on Coalition will not support Labor’s budget tax cuts, Angus Taylor says 9 hours ago:
“Our
ownersdonors will only make back four times their money with these tax cuts! It’s unacceptable,they told meI’m telling you!” - Comment on Greens policy to make drones and missiles as a 'credible Plan B' to replace AUKUS 1 day ago:
Plan C: Begin training the emus.
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- Comment on Why isn't the Albanese government boasting about falling inflation? 3 weeks ago:
Albo was on QandA last week and I think he mentioned it in passing once.
I was wondering the same thing as the headline, and the thought occurred to me - and it’s mentioned in the article - that though inflation is down, it doesn’t really make anything more affordable as wages haven’t gone anywhere.
So, the triumph of lower inflation just means that everything is less unaffordable. It continues to be a real struggle for a lot of people to make ends meet.
- Comment on Egg prices likely to remain high as shortage tipped to last until 2028 3 weeks ago:
It’s gonna be a real challenge to make the 9 eggs left in my carton last to 2028…
- Comment on Senator threatens climate body after nuclear 'carbon bomb' report 4 weeks ago:
If the coalition gets in they’re gonna be defunded so hard…
- Comment on Legendary ABC chief election analyst Antony Green to step down 4 weeks ago:
I will refuse to accept any election results if Antony doesn’t call it!
- Comment on Labor promises mobile phone reception 'anywhere where Australians can see the sky' 4 weeks ago:
My first thought reading the headline:
“Please don’t be Starlink, Please don’t be Starlink, …”
- Comment on Coalition vows to match Labor's $8.5 billion Medicare [campaign] pledge 'dollar for dollar' 4 weeks ago:
Hey, hey! Shhhhhhhhh!!!
That sort of talk and with policies that will have some real impact might slow down the housing bubble!
Think about our property portfolios!
- Comment on Coalition vows to match Labor's $8.5 billion Medicare [campaign] pledge 'dollar for dollar' 4 weeks ago:
In a year’s time:
Dutton: “We’ve kept our promise and have matched Labor’s spending dollar for dollar. They didn’t win and have spent nothing. And so we’ve spent nothing too.”
- Comment on RBA is lost in the frightening territory of full employment 4 weeks ago:
Everything else being equal a lower interest rate is better.
Not for everyone. Eg, self funded retirees might prefer higher interest rates as they hold a higher portion of their wealth in cash and interest bearing securities etc.
Oh, and banks and their shareholders would definitely prefer higher interest rates.
- Comment on Australian super funds to make direct pitch to Trump administration in US showcase 4 weeks ago:
These asshats are just going to draw attention to themselves and our super.
Way to paint a target on yourself.
- Comment on ASIO boss reveals multiple nations plotted to murder critics in Australia 4 weeks ago:
The thing about spy agencies and secrecy is that potentially the best work that they’ve done will never be known by or shared with the public.
I know. I’ve seen it in James Bond movies.
- Comment on Bold policy action required as Australia falls behind on social, economic and environmental well-being 5 weeks ago:
For a bold plan, Dutton can copy the US and have Gina and Clive head up a DOGE equivalent.
But it needs an Aussie name. Suggestions:
- Give Us Billionaires More Income, No Taxes (GUBMINT)
- Cuts Under National Tyrants (CUNTs)
- Comment on Labor to ban foreign investors from buying existing homes for at least two years, replicating Coalition policy 5 weeks ago:
I know it’s only a relatively small number of houses, but there’s no silver bullet to this housing crisis.
It needs as many policies as possible to help get things back on track.
- Comment on LW delay is growing again 5 weeks ago:
I’m sure this explains the lack of upvotes on all my posts!
- Comment on Seven arrested over alleged sexual abuse ‘claim farming’ scheme that police say netted more than $1bn | New South Wales 5 weeks ago:
“One-third of inmates at the Cooma correctional centre have submitted claims”
As if it’s not bad enough for real victims, you have these assholes turning fake claims into a business
- Comment on Banks will be told to disregard student loans in mortgage tests 5 weeks ago:
Sounds stupid.
If yiu don’t want the debt included, then forgive the debt
- Comment on Misleading and false election ads are legal in Australia. We need national truth in political advertising laws 1 month ago:
If this is an ad, I don’t know what to think…
- Comment on Colesworth exit gates 1 month ago:
Your puny gates cannot stop the power of the great one!
Who already paid ror their shit anyways…
- Comment on Dogs painted to look like tigers. 1 month ago:
WoKE DoGS TrYiNg tO LoOk LiKe bIg CaTs!
- Comment on Wards in NSW’s largest psychiatric hospital close as mass resignations begin 2 months ago:
I’m feeling so bad for the patients…
- Comment on One in 10 homes could become uninsurable by 2035, analyst warns 2 months ago:
It’s sad that some people would think that’s a great idea because then you could sell it off and make bank…
- Comment on One in 10 homes could become uninsurable by 2035, analyst warns 2 months ago:
And here was I worried about how things might look in 2050-2100 with projected sea level rises and god knows what happens to Greenland or Antarctic ice sheets.
It’s already here.
- Comment on PM promises $3b to 'finish' NBN and speed up internet 2 months ago:
Anybody who thinks the Libs nuclear plan will be operational within 10 years and anywhere near its ridiculous pricetag needs to first explain the NBN shitshow which was going to be ‘cheaper and sooner’
- Comment on We pored over the newly unsealed 2004 cabinet files. Here's what stood out 2 months ago:
I’ve prepared some responses to help you select the outrage that best fits you:
- The slimy bastards!
- I knew it! They knew ALL ABOUT IT!
- 20 years later, and they’ve still done nothing!
- Pffffffft! Of course they’d never do anything about that!
- I didn’t see one mention of Murdoch!
- But Labor is the same!
- What ever happened to that $1.5 billion?
- Comment on Would Kryal Castle be the best place to hold out a zombie apocalypse from? 2 months ago:
Bro! Even somebody who’s watched more than two zombie/end of the world movies knows this stuff!