No1

@No1@aussie.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are back in sync with lemmy.world!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmmm. Is that a good thing?

  😜

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump hits pause on reciprocal tariffs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This cunt…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go Private?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d lean to leaving it open access.

  Too many places become effectively ‘walled gardens’ and become difficult or impossible to just stumble across.

  Of course, there are the cost and performance considerations. idk if there’s a way to monitor logged in vs others. Or is there some way to prioritize serving responses to logged in users? I guess lemmy may not have that capability, and I don’t know how the server/instances are setup, but maybe split to have one server serving logged in users, and another to cater for the rest?

  Meh, it may be adding to complexity for little benefit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Chaser's Election Bingo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Sideways snag so it can’t be used like I suck cock’ is always going to win…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘A female Donald Trump’: how Gina Rinehart is pushing the Maga message in Australia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Art is great.

  • National Gallery portrait
  • Jabba the Rindheart
  • Gina the Hutt
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A lobby group representing Google, Meta, Apple, Amazon, Uber, and X has urged the US Government to take aim at Australian laws⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  TBF, some of our tech laws are stupid, eg, the government can make an Aussie tech worker insert a backdoor in code, and they can be jailed if they talk about it.

  But they’re not discriminatory. They are equally stupid for everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To the man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re all ‘The Man’, and we’re all Sean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To the man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I have reasone to be sad for 3 weeks at least 🥺

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dutton flip-flops on proposals for three separate referendums if Coalition wins election⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look, it’s very clear.

  We may, or may not, do something, or anything, about everything, or nothing!

  Woke libruls!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Satire] Dutton opens budget reply speech: “Jim Chalmers is limp-wristed and his budget is gay”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lmao, I just had a vision of him with a bad bronze job. Because he’s bald, it wouldn’t finish a little below his hairline.

  Instead, it would finish a little above his collar level. And also there’d be a visible line on his wrists where it finished too lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coach fired after pulling player's hair⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gambling companies, advertisers, sponsors and sporting public:

  “BUT DID THEY WIN?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Gary Stevenson: @garyseconomics] EMERGENCY DEBATE: They Lied About The Economy Recovering! Is A Financial Apocalypse Coming? [02:26:14 | MAR 20 2025 | The Diary Of A CEO]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My summary of the summary above: TLDR

  My summary of any Diary of a CEO video: TLDW

  Seriously, if you followed all the advice in those videos, firstly you’d have no time to do anything because every video tells you to spend 5 minutes to an hour a day on doing X, secondly, you’d either be eating everything or nothing because the health videos say this is a superfood or poison, thirdly you’re only poor because you have no money and fourthly, let’s add in some neo buzzword word salad to make things sound smart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Soon to be:

  “Reporter arrested with classified documents”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australia on alert after UK detects world's first case of bird flu in sheep⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, there is a mutton bird, and mutton is an older sheep, so I propose we call this mutton flu to save millions of unnecessary letters being typed to explain that what we are actually talking about is ‘bird flu in sheep’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coalition will not support Labor’s budget tax cuts, Angus Taylor says⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Our owners donors will only make back four times their money with these tax cuts! It’s unacceptable, they told me I’m telling you!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greens policy to make drones and missiles as a 'credible Plan B' to replace AUKUS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plan C: Begin training the emus.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't the Albanese government boasting about falling inflation?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Albo was on QandA last week and I think he mentioned it in passing once.

  I was wondering the same thing as the headline, and the thought occurred to me - and it’s mentioned in the article - that though inflation is down, it doesn’t really make anything more affordable as wages haven’t gone anywhere.

  So, the triumph of lower inflation just means that everything is less unaffordable. It continues to be a real struggle for a lot of people to make ends meet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Egg prices likely to remain high as shortage tipped to last until 2028⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s gonna be a real challenge to make the 9 eggs left in my carton last to 2028…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senator threatens climate body after nuclear 'carbon bomb' report⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If the coalition gets in they’re gonna be defunded so hard…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Legendary ABC chief election analyst Antony Green to step down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I will refuse to accept any election results if Antony doesn’t call it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labor promises mobile phone reception 'anywhere where Australians can see the sky'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My first thought reading the headline:

  “Please don’t be Starlink, Please don’t be Starlink, …”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coalition vows to match Labor's $8.5 billion Medicare [campaign] pledge 'dollar for dollar'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, hey! Shhhhhhhhh!!!

  That sort of talk and with policies that will have some real impact might slow down the housing bubble!

  Think about our property portfolios!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coalition vows to match Labor's $8.5 billion Medicare [campaign] pledge 'dollar for dollar'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In a year’s time:

  Dutton: “We’ve kept our promise and have matched Labor’s spending dollar for dollar. They didn’t win and have spent nothing. And so we’ve spent nothing too.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RBA is lost in the frightening territory of full employment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything else being equal a lower interest rate is better.

  Not for everyone. Eg, self funded retirees might prefer higher interest rates as they hold a higher portion of their wealth in cash and interest bearing securities etc.

  Oh, and banks and their shareholders would definitely prefer higher interest rates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australian super funds to make direct pitch to Trump administration in US showcase⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These asshats are just going to draw attention to themselves and our super.

  Way to paint a target on yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ASIO boss reveals multiple nations plotted to murder critics in Australia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The thing about spy agencies and secrecy is that potentially the best work that they’ve done will never be known by or shared with the public.

  I know. I’ve seen it in James Bond movies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bold policy action required as Australia falls behind on social, economic and environmental well-being⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For a bold plan, Dutton can copy the US and have Gina and Clive head up a DOGE equivalent.

  But it needs an Aussie name. Suggestions:

  • Give Us Billionaires More Income, No Taxes (GUBMINT)

  • Cuts Under National Tyrants (CUNTs)
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labor to ban foreign investors from buying existing homes for at least two years, replicating Coalition policy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s only a relatively small number of houses, but there’s no silver bullet to this housing crisis.

  It needs as many policies as possible to help get things back on track.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LW delay is growing again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure this explains the lack of upvotes on all my posts!