ohlaph
@ohlaph@lemmy.world
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 2 days ago:
I bet he’d rip his Achilles as well if he tried running more than the length of his micro unit.
- Comment on You have one week to opt out or become fodder for LinkedIn AI training 4 days ago:
Flour Sugar Standard sugar Granulated sugar Powdered sugar Brown sugar One sugar shaped sugar One can of frosting Two muffin tins Seven eggs
- Comment on Gmail Passwords Confirmed As Part Of 183 Million Account Data Leak 4 days ago:
I just reset mine once a week or so to a 20 character random generated blob.
- Comment on reaction 1 week ago:
Especially when the juices from everything makes the bun soggy before you can eat it.
- Comment on Microsoft pushing for profits "well above the industry average" is reportedly behind Xbox's layoff and cancellation misery 1 week ago:
I think so. Basically squeeze what they can, tighten, squeeze some more, find that squeeze zone. Basically until they break that infliction zone. Then hold. Profit. Who cares about the future when their bonuses are today.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Grooming habits, fitness, and confidence.
And also makeup.
- Comment on September 2025: Updates for the .worlds and call for donations 1 month ago:
I was laud off a few minths ago, but once I’m up and running again, I’ll drop some coin.
In the meantime, I would live to help 9n a technical level. I have docker experience, but limited and would love to relearn ansible since it has been a few years. Let me know how I can help!
- Comment on VW introduces monthly subscription to increase car power 2 months ago:
Would you buy a new graphic card only to pay s monthly service to use it? Of course not.
- Comment on Is there any non-zero possibility Musk was not doing a Hitler Salute? 9 months ago:
He was meddling with the afd in Germany, he’s proudly supports the apartheid in South Africa, and did a Nazi salute…
I mean, do we really need to spell it out for fucks sake?
- Comment on I mean, that's literally the opposite of what I want 9 months ago:
Shhh… They don’t want their feelings hurt.
- Comment on I mean, that's literally the opposite of what I want 9 months ago:
When I see an ad to that, I download it on an old device, then uninstall it and give it a 2 star review.
- Comment on Washington Post Employees Plead With Jeff Bezos to Meet 9 months ago:
Sadly, that and medical being tied to employment makes moves like that almost impossible unless someone has deep savings to carry them.
- Comment on what a moment to live 10 months ago:
Nah, Thick Hippies of Norway.
- Comment on Good News! 11 months ago:
In the search bar.
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 11 months ago:
I left a company after getting laid off and surprisingly found a job before the 60-day warn notice expired.
Second day, the new company announced layoffs. Luckily, I wasn’t part of it, but that has been a wild ride.
- Comment on At what point do you stop calling the years "two thousand and X" and start calling them "twenty X"? 11 months ago:
*Two thousand and Twitter.
- Comment on Realistically... How fucked is the US? 11 months ago:
And most of America was like, let’s do this again. Fucking idiots.
- Comment on Realistically... How fucked is the US? 11 months ago:
I already have guns, several of them.
- Comment on Realistically... How fucked is the US? 11 months ago:
Exactly. They seem to forget the regulations rhat were lifted for the railroad industry and the multiple train disasters as a result.
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- Comment on I just got out of the shower. what is with the product placement ? 1 year ago:
He’s trying to appeal to boomers.
- Comment on Why won't companies release old games or at least make very old ones free? 1 year ago:
They want you to buy their new games.
- Comment on The food delivery bubble is bursting — and maybe that's not a bad thing 1 year ago:
I love that for you.
- Comment on LinkedIn 1 year ago:
That’s the only reason I keep mine as well.
- Comment on Why does the urge to go to the bathroom increase when we get home? 1 year ago:
Closer proximity to a mop probably.
- Comment on More Gas Cars and Trucks, Fewer E.V.s as Automakers Change Plans 1 year ago:
I would buy one too, sounds amazing!
- Comment on Emma Roberts says internet culture doomed Madame Web 1 year ago:
I saw it before I heard anything from the Internet. Snd let me tell you, it was rather terrible and hilarious at the dame time.
- Comment on Why are Japanese developers not undergoing mass layoffs? -- spoilers: better employment laws 1 year ago:
Exactly. We need better laws here in the states. My company has had three layoffs and another is around the corner, in just two years. Yet, they keep acquiring other companies.
- Comment on why isn't anyone calling for Trump to drop out. 1 year ago:
They are always projecting, covering, and making you look away. Most of us are saying trumpet should drop out, but his cult followers are being told what to believe by their “news” stations. Really, both should have dropped out before 2016, but here we are, with two geriatrics hoping for the best.
- Comment on [Discussion] Best Movie of 2024 So Far? 1 year ago:
It was a great movie.