ohlaph
@ohlaph@lemmy.world
- Comment on I am cornholio 1 day ago:
Heh, heh, he said am.
- Comment on I am cornholio 1 day ago:
Same
- Comment on I am cornholio 1 day ago:
Yea.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 3 days ago:
I mean, you’re not a slave, so they can’t force you in. Lol. I’d look for a new job and quit without notice during a busy shift Jenny is working.
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 4 days ago:
20
- Comment on Linus Torvalds on a ridiculous job performance metric at tech companies and the prominent figure responsible for it 5 days ago:
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- Comment on Linus Torvalds on a ridiculous job performance metric at tech companies and the prominent figure responsible for it 5 days ago:
That’s the reault if product managers, project leads etc constantly thinking users need stuff, maybe trying to beat their competition, etc. I have watched a few products get bloated with the aim of beating their competition not providing user value.
- Comment on Liminal Realms 1 week ago:
I like it.
- Comment on Forever young 2 weeks ago:
It was to me too. Lol
- Comment on Forever young 2 weeks ago:
I actually rewatched it not long ago. It holds up well.
- Comment on Best meal ever 2 weeks ago:
I love dipping that in some Zatar dip. I basically add a bit of olive oild to a small dish, then salt to taste a bunch of zatar, mix then dip away!!!
- Comment on The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge 3 weeks ago:
For the size/space, and portability. Plus I’m an Android Developer, so I can play around with the Android stuff and disable a lot of stuff if needed. And I use it to test some of my apps. But never for anything else. But it is far better than the garbage that is Samsung by miles. It’s streets ahead.
- Comment on Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading 3 weeks ago:
You’re correct! They should have fired at least 20% more of their staff and used AI to build everything, and not test any of it. It’s the only way.
- Comment on Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading 3 weeks ago:
Man, they have had some really good IP over the years and somehow managed to ruin all of it.
- Comment on The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge 3 weeks ago:
I use an Epson and just hook up Roku for streaming or use a nearby PC. It has Android TV, but I never use it.
- Comment on The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge 3 weeks ago:
Classic!
- Comment on The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge 4 weeks ago:
Lol. As a software engineer, give me the non-smart version of every appliance, home feature, and television. It’s why I went with a projector over a TV.
- Comment on What types of cleaning products do you *really* need to clean the bathroom? 4 weeks ago:
I use a vinegar and water solution for most things. Bleach and water solution for the toilets.
You really don’t need to buy too many things.
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 1 month ago:
I bet he’d rip his Achilles as well if he tried running more than the length of his micro unit.
- Comment on You have one week to opt out or become fodder for LinkedIn AI training 1 month ago:
Flour Sugar Standard sugar Granulated sugar Powdered sugar Brown sugar One sugar shaped sugar One can of frosting Two muffin tins Seven eggs
- Comment on Gmail Passwords Confirmed As Part Of 183 Million Account Data Leak 1 month ago:
I just reset mine once a week or so to a 20 character random generated blob.
- Comment on reaction 1 month ago:
Especially when the juices from everything makes the bun soggy before you can eat it.
- Comment on Microsoft pushing for profits "well above the industry average" is reportedly behind Xbox's layoff and cancellation misery 1 month ago:
I think so. Basically squeeze what they can, tighten, squeeze some more, find that squeeze zone. Basically until they break that infliction zone. Then hold. Profit. Who cares about the future when their bonuses are today.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Grooming habits, fitness, and confidence.
And also makeup.
- Comment on September 2025: Updates for the .worlds and call for donations 2 months ago:
I was laud off a few minths ago, but once I’m up and running again, I’ll drop some coin.
In the meantime, I would live to help 9n a technical level. I have docker experience, but limited and would love to relearn ansible since it has been a few years. Let me know how I can help!
- Comment on VW introduces monthly subscription to increase car power 3 months ago:
Would you buy a new graphic card only to pay s monthly service to use it? Of course not.
- Comment on Is there any non-zero possibility Musk was not doing a Hitler Salute? 10 months ago:
He was meddling with the afd in Germany, he’s proudly supports the apartheid in South Africa, and did a Nazi salute…
I mean, do we really need to spell it out for fucks sake?
- Comment on I mean, that's literally the opposite of what I want 10 months ago:
Shhh… They don’t want their feelings hurt.
- Comment on I mean, that's literally the opposite of what I want 10 months ago:
When I see an ad to that, I download it on an old device, then uninstall it and give it a 2 star review.
- Comment on Washington Post Employees Plead With Jeff Bezos to Meet 10 months ago:
Sadly, that and medical being tied to employment makes moves like that almost impossible unless someone has deep savings to carry them.