Pretty sure this is satire
what a catch
Submitted 2 years ago by Gork@lemm.ee to [deleted]
https://files.catbox.moe/hyimsx.jpg
Comments
HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 years ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
On Lemmy Shitpost?!
SupraMario@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It is, but apparently lemmy is filled with people who don’t think so.
KingBoo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
My favorite touch is that he’s 5’11".
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
5’11**.75**"
LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He’s just looking for the ol’ 6-6-6
6 figures
6/10 (or better)
6 IQ
zzzzzzyx@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is obviously bait guys, calm down. This dude is parodying the stereotype of women doing similar on dating apps and exposing a double standard.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
5’11
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
but when I make fun of women for being fat I’m the bad guy
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I mean, you can both be bad guys ☺️
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 2 years ago
Correct.
jeffw@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is that part of the joke? I don’t get it
odium@programming.dev 2 years ago
It’s a meme that all 5’11" ppl round up to 6 feet
odium@programming.dev 2 years ago
Impossible
BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah, based on the photo, I doubt more than 5’8"
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t have a job or car
Delivery driver
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think I must live on his UPS route
mononomi@feddit.nl 2 years ago
A wild useless red circle appeared!
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think it’s worse than that. It’s counter productive. I missed the joke because I was looking for it in the red circle
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I can fix him. He’s already a family man, how hard can the rest be?
VubDapple@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Unfortunately guys like this are real, as are the traumatized women who go for them.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I watched a couple seasons of love after lockup. The women dating guys in prison went for guys like this because they were very insecure, and thought probation would help them control the men.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
And here I spent years on dating apps trying to make myself seem likable when I could have just demanded a rich caretaker.
degen@midwest.social 2 years ago
Ay girl, get me outta these backrooms
ohlaph@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Seems like a real winner.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Here’s a picture of me and my ex - a hotel hallway.
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Finally the she male
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
You gotta admire the honesty
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
“looking for friendship” who the fuck uses Tinder to look for friends??
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
I feel like this is just a dude taking the piss out of the myriad of women’s profiles that basically say the same thing.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Especially being the primary care giver of 3 kids despite having felonies on the record and smoking like a stack while drinking like a fish
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
great, never heard this one
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah, if you’re on probation or parole you’re not allowed to drink. The cops in PA will randomly raid bars looking for probationers and parolees. That shit was annoying for those of us that were trying to have a good time at Karaoke