Pretty sure this is satire
what a catch
Submitted 8 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to [deleted]
https://files.catbox.moe/hyimsx.jpg
Comments
HawlSera@lemm.ee 8 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
On Lemmy Shitpost?!
SupraMario@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It is, but apparently lemmy is filled with people who don’t think so.
KingBoo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
My favorite touch is that he’s 5’11".
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
5’11**.75**"
LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
He’s just looking for the ol’ 6-6-6
6 figures
6/10 (or better)
6 IQ
zzzzzzyx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is obviously bait guys, calm down. This dude is parodying the stereotype of women doing similar on dating apps and exposing a double standard.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 8 months ago
5’11
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
but when I make fun of women for being fat I’m the bad guy
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I mean, you can both be bad guys ☺️
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 8 months ago
Correct.
jeffw@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Is that part of the joke? I don’t get it
odium@programming.dev 8 months ago
It’s a meme that all 5’11" ppl round up to 6 feet
odium@programming.dev 8 months ago
Impossible
BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah, based on the photo, I doubt more than 5’8"
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I don’t have a job or car
Delivery driver
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I think I must live on his UPS route
mononomi@feddit.nl 8 months ago
A wild useless red circle appeared!
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I think it’s worse than that. It’s counter productive. I missed the joke because I was looking for it in the red circle
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I can fix him. He’s already a family man, how hard can the rest be?
VubDapple@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Unfortunately guys like this are real, as are the traumatized women who go for them.
robocall@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I watched a couple seasons of love after lockup. The women dating guys in prison went for guys like this because they were very insecure, and thought probation would help them control the men.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
And here I spent years on dating apps trying to make myself seem likable when I could have just demanded a rich caretaker.
degen@midwest.social 8 months ago
Ay girl, get me outta these backrooms
ohlaph@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Seems like a real winner.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Here’s a picture of me and my ex - a hotel hallway.
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Finally the she male
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
You gotta admire the honesty
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
“looking for friendship” who the fuck uses Tinder to look for friends??
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
I feel like this is just a dude taking the piss out of the myriad of women’s profiles that basically say the same thing.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Especially being the primary care giver of 3 kids despite having felonies on the record and smoking like a stack while drinking like a fish
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
great, never heard this one
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah, if you’re on probation or parole you’re not allowed to drink. The cops in PA will randomly raid bars looking for probationers and parolees. That shit was annoying for those of us that were trying to have a good time at Karaoke