what a catch

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I feel like this is just a dude taking the piss out of the myriad of women’s profiles that basically say the same thing.

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Especially being the primary care giver of 3 kids despite having felonies on the record and smoking like a stack while drinking like a fish

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      smoking like a stack

      great, never heard this one

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, if you’re on probation or parole you’re not allowed to drink. The cops in PA will randomly raid bars looking for probationers and parolees. That shit was annoying for those of us that were trying to have a good time at Karaoke

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• HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pretty sure this is satire

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    On Lemmy Shitpost?!

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  • SupraMario@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It is, but apparently lemmy is filled with people who don’t think so.

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  • KingBoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My favorite touch is that he’s 5’11".

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      5’11**.75**"

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• LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He’s just looking for the ol’ 6-6-6

  6 figures

  6/10 (or better)

  6 IQ

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• zzzzzzyx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is obviously bait guys, calm down. This dude is parodying the stereotype of women doing similar on dating apps and exposing a double standard.

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• joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  5’11

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  • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    but when I make fun of women for being fat I’m the bad guy

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    • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean, you can both be bad guys ☺️

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    • Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Correct.

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  • jeffw@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is that part of the joke? I don’t get it

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    • odium@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s a meme that all 5’11" ppl round up to 6 feet

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Any real man would round up.

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  • odium@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Impossible

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    • BoxerDevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, based on the photo, I doubt more than 5’8"

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• JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t have a job or car

  Delivery driver

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think I must live on his UPS route

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• mononomi@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A wild useless red circle appeared!

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  • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think it’s worse than that. It’s counter productive. I missed the joke because I was looking for it in the red circle

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can fix him. He’s already a family man, how hard can the rest be?

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• VubDapple@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Unfortunately guys like this are real, as are the traumatized women who go for them.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I watched a couple seasons of love after lockup. The women dating guys in prison went for guys like this because they were very insecure, and thought probation would help them control the men.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And here I spent years on dating apps trying to make myself seem likable when I could have just demanded a rich caretaker.

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• degen@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ay girl, get me outta these backrooms

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• ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Seems like a real winner.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Here’s a picture of me and my ex - a hotel hallway.

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• creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Finally the she male

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You gotta admire the honesty

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “looking for friendship” who the fuck uses Tinder to look for friends??

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